A Night on the 'Town'

Disclaimer: They and the songs are not mine Chapter Three: Elephant Love Song

Harry had been grinning like a maniac as he and Draco had finished their first song. He hopped off the table and threw the microphone at Hermione. If Draco could get through this night. he'd never try to challenge him again. And he flipped to the next song.

Hermione walked towards Draco who had seated himself atop the Griffindor table. "Love is a many splendored thing." Draco squeaks. "Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love."

Draco looked like he was about to be sick and shook his head, "Please don't start that again."

Hermione: "All you need is love"

Draco: "A boy has got to eat!"

Hermione pushes the food away from Draco, "All you need is love."

Draco protested, "He'll end up on the street!"

Hermione closet to him, "All you need is love."

Draco leans down to her, "Love is just a game" and hops off the table.

Hermione semi dances towards him wrapping an arm around him, "I was made for loving you baby. You were made for loving me."

Draco pushes away from her and turns away, "The only way of loving me baby. Is to pay a lovely fee."

Hermione: "Just one night. Give me just one night"

Draco turns back around and shakes his head to her, "There's no way. Cause you can't pay"

Hermione gets on her knees, "In the name of love. One night in the name of love."

Draco: "You crazy fool. I won't give in to you"

Hermione sings most sincerely and looks deeply into his eyes, "Don't leave me this way. I can't survive without your sweet love. Oh baby don't leave me this way."

Draco turns around, tenderness in his eyes, "You think that people would have enough of silly love songs."

Hermione moves to stand in front of him, "I look around me and I see it isn't so," she giggled, "oh no."

Draco quietly sings again, "Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs."

Hermione smiles at him, "Well what's wrong with that? I like to know. Cause here I go again!" and she takes his hand, "Love lifts us up where we belong." She waves her am around to let him see the owls dropping things off, "Where the eagles fly. On a mountain high."

Draco pulls away from her and sits back down on the Griffindor table, "Love makes us act like we are fools. Throw our lives away. For one happy day."

Hermione: "We can be heroes Just for one day."

Draco looks to her, "You, you will be mean."

Hermione leans into him and laughs, "No I won't"

Draco pushes her away, "And I, I'll drink all the time."

Hermione declares as Luscius is walking into the Great Hall, "We should be lovers!"

Draco shakes his head and gets up, "We can't do that."

Hermione: "We should be lovers! And that's a fact" and she wraps her arms around him and leans into kissing him. Ron and Harry exchanged glances. Ron looks absolutely horrified.

Draco leans back so she doesn't kiss him, "No nothing would keep us together."

Hermione: "We could steal time."

Both: "Just for one day. We can be heroes. Forever and ever! We can be heroes. Forever and ever! We can be heroes."

Hermione: "Just because I, and I will always love you!"

Ron goes running out of the Great Hall. Everyone can hear him puking. Snape does the same thing, only he's running faster than Ron.

Draco looks deeply into Hermione's eyes, "I only can't help"

Both: "Loving You"

Draco: "How wonderful life is now."

Both: "You're in the world."

"DRACO!" Luscius yells in anger. Hermione lets got of her hold on Draco and he falls onto the ground. The song runs out of time and it stops.