A Night on the 'Town'

Disclaimer: They and the songs are not mine Chapter Six: Creepin' Up On You

Draco grinned slyly as he saw the rest of the school gaping at him, Ron especially. The Slytherins cheered for him. So far he was getting even with Potter. He may very well just beat Potter at his own bet. And while he was getting Harry caught off guard for his choice of a Muggle Parody, this next one shouldn't be too much of a problem to freak Potter out more. Maybe even humiliate him.

He got to his feet and moved over to Ron and waited for the next song to start. And when it did, he stepped up onto the table and swayed his hips and jumped off and in front of Potter. His grin turned to mischievous as he sang, "Creepin' up on you is the wrong thing to do. I found your address got your phone number too." Hermione put a hand to her mouth in dismay, "Visit all the stores where you buy all your clothes." He smirked at Harry, "Been to secret places you think nobody knows."

Ron felt a bit jealous so he shoved Draco out of the way and sang to Harry, "If I have to live without you, Nobody should..." He glared at Draco, "I need to be around you. Watchin' you."

Draco shoved back, "No one else can love you like I do." He moved around and behind Harry. "Feel it when I'm creepin' up on you."

Both: "I know that it wouldn't be right. If I stayed all night. Just to peek in on you. Creepin' up on you."

Draco held up a hand, pointing to the ceiling while his other hand wrapped around his shoulder, "I been hanging round all the places you haunt. Spying on your friends to find out what you want." Hermione gasped at Draco. //So he was the one who she got the feeling someone was listening in on their conversations.// "Drinking from the glass that you left on the bar." He winked to Hermione, "Follow you around driving home in your car..."

Harry shifted in his seat. Being this close to Malfoy was a no-no. And it made him even more uneasy to know Malfoy was stalking him. //Does he watch me when I'm in the shower?// That thought just made him shudder until Ron broke into Draco's verse, "Do I have to breathe without you? Coz nobody could. I need to be around you. Watching you."

Draco: "No one else can love you like I do. Feel it when I'm creepin' up on you."

Both: "I know that it wouldn't be right. If I stayed all night. Just to peek in on you. Creepin' up on you."

Draco pulled away from behind Harry and moved back in front of him, "This must be wrong

It can't go on. This kind of thing. It's taking all my sanity and making me a mockery." He dropped his head in his hands and shook his head.

Ron looked totally sincere as he broke in, "This must be wrong. It can't go on. So won't somebody free me from this misery. Bring my baby closer to me!"

Draco pulled his head up and shoved Ron back and out of his way, "No one else can love you like I do. Feel it when I'm creepin' up on you."

Both: "I know that it wouldn't be right. If I stayed all night. Just to peek in on you.Creepin' ."

Draco: "No one else can love you like I do. Feel it when I'm creepin' up on you."

Both: "I know that it wouldn't be right. If I stayed all night. Just to peek in on you. Creepin' up on you..."

Ron: "Cause No one else can love you . No! like I do. I'm only creeping up on you. Watching everything you do. '

Draco: "No one else can love you. No! like I do. No one else should love you. No! like I do baby creeping up on you. watching everything you do, yeah."

Ron: "No one else can love you. no ! no else can touch you. no! no one can love you. touch you love you. be with you. no! like I do."

Draco and Ron began to shove each other more violently, then Draco slapped Ron across the face. Snape goes running out of the room and comes back a few minutes later with a box of popcorn. Harry watched in horror as the two boys began to bitch-slap each other. Then Ron punched him directed in the face.