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Outside the beautiful marble palace, surrounded and protected by the beautiful cedar forest, the Earthlings wait for their guest arrival. Outside are Prince Terrence and Princess Bulma, Chi-Chi and her father the Ox king, All the noblemen and women who have traveled from all around the earth for this event, and last but not least, Sir Piccolo. They all stand in front of the royal castle.
It has been an hour so far, and many of the earthlings are losing their patience.
Princess Bulma has her arms folded and is quite angry. She thinks to herself '(Sigh).uh.I'm so bored. I could be doing better things than this, like going shopping and buying those nice 6 in red stiletto's I've been eyeing for a while.Yah.and why not buy a nice little red dress, with spaghetti straps. And of course a nice 24 carrot, gold, diamond necklace would go very well with the whole ensemble..........Kami! WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE? Do they have to take so long.Hmm? I wonder if any of them are cute. What am I thinking? I don't like them, they probably aren't, and if so, they are all probably full of themselves.'
Terrence looks at his sister, who seems to be in total oblivion. He is then tempted to smack Bulma in the back of the head.He does it. Bulma finally snaps back into the real world and turns to Terrence, angrily who has seemed to end up on the floor laughing his head off. She is really pissed.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU JACK ASS!? YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY!?" Shouted a red face bulma to her immature brother, Terrence. Everyone starts laughing at the event. "Who the hell are you laughing at?" she yells over the fit of contagious giggles. Piccolo just rolls its eyes.
"Quiet!!!!!! Terrence get off the floor. Everyone stop laughing. They are coming". Shouted piccolo.
Suddenly the wind started to blow, fiercely. The cedar trees shake violently. All the sudden a huge ship appeared in the sky and was coming closer to the Earth. It lands. Every body outside the ship stares at it waiting for the people to come out.
The ships door opens and out comes the king of Vegetasie, his mate walking by his side. Prince Vegeta followed by Nappa. Vegetasie's royal advisor. Bardock, followed by his 3 sons; Radditz, Turlus and Kakarrot. Next, comes the ten candidates, a girl about 16, and a few other saiyajins.
Prince Terrence approaches the king, Piccolo by his side.
" Welcome to planet Earth. I am Prince Terrence and this is my Royal advisor, Piccolo. Over there is the Princess Bulma. Ox king and his daughter, Chi-chi, and my noble men."
" I am King Vegeta and this is Salia, my mate, and this is Prince Vegeta, my son, Heir to the throne of Vegetasie. I am very grateful to be here."
Piccolo then takes a step forward. " The treaty will be held tomorrow at noon. Right now we will show you your sleeping quarters and give you a tour around the palace. Is there anything I can get you?"
King Vegeta just looked around, and answered, "No".
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The tour was wasn't very enjoyable to most of the group. Everybody was very uncomfortable around each other. Each person threw odd looks at one another. All the saiyajin males were eying the uneasy, human females. Many of the noble women had removed themselves from the saiyajins lusting eyes and enfolded themselves under their husbands protecting arms. The single noble women scurried off near the front, away from saiyajin sight. Chi-Chi was especially uncomfortable and angry because some of the Saiyajin males were checking her out. She gave them all disgusted looks and they returned the favor after they saw that she wasn't interested in any of them. Vegeta and Bulma exchanged curious looks at one another, turning their head when the other looked back at them. Kakarrot couldn't help but gaze at Chi-Chi. She was so beautiful. Not as beautiful as the Earth princess, but she had something that the Earth princess didn't have. She had a different kind of beauty within her. Her beautiful, well-built muscles, which any man could clearly see through her gown, showed every inch of her shape. Those black eyes, gleaming like the dark, night sky. Those beautiful black pools, which showed her strength, and Her Raven, black hair, which is tossed and pulled by the sweet, cedar wind, uncovers only her true beauty. She is a warrior.
Bardock glanced at his youngest son. To his surprise, he found Kakarrot staring at the beautiful Raven-haired beauty. He gave him a hard nudge in the ribs to snap his son out of his daydream. ~Remember what I have told you~ Bardock said telepathically to Kakarrot. ~ It's not what it look's like~ Explained Kakarrot. ~I bet you 100 in currency that it is~ Smirked Turlus.
~TURLUS! You stupid boy. What have I told you about eavesdropping on other people conversations~ Asked a furious Bardock (Telepathically). ~Uh. Sorry! ~ And Turlus stays out of the conversation.
Chi-Chi couldn't help but notice one of the saiyajin's that was staring at her. He was tall and had black hair (Like all saiyanjin's) that stuck out everywhere. He was very built like the others and his tail was resting around his waist. The one next to him looked just like him but had a star shaped scar on his face and was darker (Bardock). 'They're probably related'. Chi-Chi couldn't help but look at the tall, handsome saiyanjin. She made small glances at him when they were walking. Kakarrot become aware of this and kept looking at her. They both peeked over at each other, but making sure that none of the other's saw them. Chi-Chi then took another look at the Saiyajin and at that moment they made eye contact with each other. They only kept their eyes locked for a few seconds until Kakarrot, made a big goofy grin, which made Chi-Chi break eye contact with him, turning away smiling. Chi-Chi couldn't help but snicker, which grabbed Bulma's attention, causing her to turn around to see what Chi-Chi was doing, which gave Prince Vegeta a Chance to get a full glimpse of the lovely Bulma. Bulma turns her head to Vegeta, who turns his head away, blushing.
Turns her head back to Chi-Chi. " Hey Chi-Chi, You staring at that Tall Saiyajin over there." "No!" Bulma smirks. "What?" "Aaww, come on Chi-Chi. I know you were gazing at him. Don't lie to me." " I don't get associated with these people." " Oh Really? Can I get that on paper?" " Shut up!" Chi- Chi shoves the laughing Bulma. "You like him." She whispers. "No. I.don't," she says sternly. "Bulma laughs aloud, making Chi-Chi blush.
Prince Terrence looks over at the laughing Bulma. All the Saiyajin's stare at her.
"Prince Terrence, May I ask, what is wrong with your princess?" Asked the King Vegeta. "Uh.ya. My doctors have told me that she is mentally unstable and has continuous episodes of PMS. You're very lucky she's calm today. Yesterday, she went on a rampage around the castle and ate all of the toilet paper. We had to strap her down in her bedchambers.. She used howl at the moon at night, and make sheep noises, but now we sedate her. But you don't have to worry about her. She's actually a very nice person, _OW!" Yelled Terrence as he was nudged hard in the ribs by Piccolo. The king just looked at him. ' These humans are freaks'
******************************************** "I don't see anything wrong with them, dear. I actually find them rather funny" Salia said. "Please! The Princess is psychotic and that Prince.You call that a prince?" Yelled the king. The royal couples were in their royal bedchambers. The king was throwing a fit and already having second thoughts about colliding with the forces of earth. He thought the Princess was crazy and the King-to-be was nothing but a joke.
"Stupid, pathetic creatures! The sooner we destroy the cold empire, the sooner we can attack earth and enslave those weakling humans and their prince.
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Kakarrot and his family were inside their chambers. Radditz and Turlus were in the corner, talking excitedly about the females of earth. Bardock was doing push ups on his index fingers. Kakarrot stood sitting on his bed. He couldn't stop thinking of the raven-haired beauty. He wanted to see more of her. To feel her soft, warm body in his arms. "What's little brother thinking about now?" Asked a nosey Turlus. "None of your business." Retorted Kakarrot. "I bet you're thinking about that black-haired female that was walking down the hall with the Prince and princess" Radditz exclaimed in a singing tone, which made him look an idiot. Bardock stopped what he was doing and looked at Kakarrot. He looked shocked, but then a scowl reappeared on his scarred face. He got up from the floor standing up high and looked down at his youngest son. "You DO remember what I said about earth females, don't you?" "Of course", said Kakarrot. Radditz and Turlus snickered in the back. Bardock turned around and headed for the showers. Kakarrot breathe a sigh of relief. Radditz sat himself down beside his young brother. Kakarrot turns his head and looks at him. "What do you want?" Kakarrot says, gloomily. "You like her, don't you?" said a smirking Radditz. Kakarrot turns away. "You know.if you needed any advice.I'm here for you" ".Thanks" kakarrot said, gratefully. "Thanks for understanding." ".. No problem"
Radditz may seem like a perverted jerk at times, but that didn't mean that he didn't care for his brothers. Radditz was always more nicer and understanding. He always showed his brother that he cared for him, helped him out in work, he always gave him advice and was always there to dunk his head into a bucket of ice cold water for a good laugh. Radditz was just your typical, everyday brother and as much as Kakarrot hated him, he was grateful to have him.
"I wanna see her again, Radditz. I just gotta see her" "Then find her, I'm sure she's hanging around in the castle some where" "Ya, but where do I start?" "Try outside. She probably has a window in her room. Try peeking inside one of them and see if she's there." " Hmm.. Not a bad idea. I think I'll do just that." ************************************************* Chi-Chi stood outside, looking out into the open land. She leaned against the balcony, almost naked except for a pair of boxers, she had on. Her fists were bandaged up. She had been doing a little training. The cool, crisp air caressed her soft skin. She breathed in the cedar air. She never really liked the restriction of clothes against her body. She felt bounded by them. They made her skin itchy. She didn't care about what people would think of her if they had saw her up their with hardly any clothing. The castle was too way high up. People down below her couldn't see her startling nakedness.
She had been thinking of the saiyajin that she had made eye contact with. He kept on popping into her head, refusing to leave her mind. She quickly tried to lock away his image deep inside her head where he could never be discovered, but he just kept finding his way back up to the surface. 'Why do I keep thinking about him?' she pondered. What was it about this beast that had fascinated her so? She could quickly tell that he was not like his other kind, but someone more different. She became frightened. "Do I like him?" She shuddered at the thought. She didn't want to fall in love with this beautiful creature that had descended from the sky and into her life. She did not want to fall for a saiyajin. She feared it.
She attempted once again to push him out of her head, but had not succeeded it. 'Maybe it's just a phase I'm going through.' She turned around heading for her dresser when she turned around to a loud thump behind her. "WHAT TH_!?" *********************************************************************
Kakarrot flew around the castle, searching in every window for the one he desired. With no luck he managed to look into a few awkward moments when he saw some things that he wasn't suppose to see, one of those moments were when he looked into a window only to find, two humans getting it on. He wasn't freaked out by sex, it was just the way the humans positioned themselves during the intercourse that really got him. Instead of the usual missionary position, the two sex-crazed primates had intertwined themselves into a kind of pretzel shaped form. Both were panting unevenly and exhaustedly. Kakarrot glanced over to the bedside table where on it laid a book called "The Kamisutra; a variety of positions for you and your partner to attempt. Volume 2." While Kakarrot studied the thick, paperback book, the flushed female, entangled with her partner, opened her eyes to see, a dumbfounded, young boy with hair that stuck out everywhere peeking into the room. Her eyes widened and she let out a hoarse scream making Kakarrot cringe and cover his sensitive ears. " Oh, I am so good," said her partner, thinking that she had just reached her climax and that he was a GOD in bed. "NO, There's someone by the window, watching us!" she screamed. Kakarrot quickly flew away from the commotion, leaving the two lovers dumbfounded at who it was that had been spying on them. He retreated on top of the castle roof, his ears still ringing from the woman's piercing scream. He stood still and quit for a few minutes, making sure that no one had seen or heard him and then chuckled and fell back. It was the most humorous and fascinating thing he had ever seen. He was sure to tell Radditz about it. He never realized how innovative you could be with sex. He looked at the sky imagining him and Chi-Chi in the same position that he had saw the two humans in. Her eyes closed. Her deep-soft panting getting louder, growing into moans as she reached her climax. He felt his member go hard. The thought of her always did that to him.
Kakarrot quickly brushed away the image and set out once again for her. He searched a few more minutes when he had spotted a familiar looking figure. It was she. The Raven-haired beauty. She was as extravagant as ever and she was also NAKED. Kakarrot stood next to the castle wall, staring at her with eyes as wide as circles. His panting had become slow and deep. He contained himself from speeding towards her and tackling her to the ground, making blissful, passionate love to her. He stared hungrily at her wanting to feel her against him.
He watched her until she turned around, retreating into her room. He felt disappointed. He didn't want her to go so soon. He had to see more of her. He flew to her balcony and landed with a thump. She became startled and turned around, fist up in the air and ready to attack the intruder. "WHAT TH_!?" She jumped back into fighting stance. "No, wait. Please? I'm not trying t_" "SOMEBODY! GAURDS! THERE'S AN INTR_ mmphh!" Kakarrot launched himself at Chi-Chi and had grabbed a hold of her; one arm around her waist and his free hand wrapped itself around her mouth. She began to cry. She couldn't get free of him. He was too strong. 'Oh Kami! He's gonna rape me!' Chi-Chi struggled some more, trying to break free from the saiyajins indestructible grip. "Listen! I won't hurt you! I'm not that kind of guy." Kakarrot explained. Chi-Chi stopped struggling and looked at him, eyes filled with a hate and disgust. Kakarrot shifted uneasily. "I'm not gonna rape you. Ok?" The scared, angry, black-haired female nods her head. " If I remove my hand will you scream?" Chi-Chi shakes her head. Kakarrot removes his hand from her mouth and let's go of her. She runs to her bed, grabbing the bedsheets and covers her nakedness. "I know that this seems strange that I come here and." "Get out!" Chi-Chi says quickly. " W-what?" Kakarrot asked a little confused. "You heard me. GET OUT! Get out of here, before I call the guards." She warned. "I-I'm sorry" Kakarrot stuttered. Get OUT!" Chi-Chi grabs the thing nearest to her, which is a crystal-glass vase, and throws it at an unrehearsed Kakarrot. The glass hits his face and shatters, the pieces falling to the floor. Kakarrot screams, a bit of crystal got into his eye (Not directly IN his eye. You know how when you get a tiny little hair follicle in your, eye and it bugs the hell out of you? That's what I meant, for people who are feeling a bit nauseous) "Ahh! My eye" He yells, holding his eyes. "Serves you right!" She shouts, pelting more objects at poor Kakarrot. "Take that and .that!" Kakarrot successfully dodges all of them, except the last one that hit's him dead on the crotch. "OOOOOooooOOOOooooHHHHHhhhhh.mommy." The wounded saiyajin falls to his knees, clutching his wounded member. (I'm so bad) " You.hurt me." He forced himself to say, finding it hard to speak. " Ha! Serve's you right!" Chi-Chi said, standing over the defeated Saiyajin, a look of triumph plastered on her face. "A-are you.always this grumpy, or do you have your period?" retorted Kakarrot, making Chi-Chi flush pink with fury. "How dare you come here and think that you're welcomed. Don't you have any common sense?" She retorted back, "Don't you have any self-control?" Kakarrot smirk. Chi-Chi smacked him. Kakarrot fell to the floor holding his cheek. The slap didn't hurt; he was enjoying the little conflict. He loved to see her fiery spirit take action. The saiyajin glared at Chi-Chi. He stood up towering over her, not breaking his eye contact with her. Chi-Chi began to feel unsure of what exactly he was about to do, But as much as her emotions fought to get out of her, she kept a solid stern face. She wanted him. To be in his arms. Run her fingers across his hair. But she wasn't sure of what he wanted of her. They both looked like each other for like what had seemed like eternity. They gazed into each other's eyes. "Why did you come here?' Chi-Chi asked, breaking the thunderous silence that had settled itself within Chi-Chi's chamber walls. " Because when I first saw you in the hall, I saw an angel. You are so beautiful." Chi-Chi became stunned. She never had a guy tell her that she was beautiful, except her father and Prince Terrence, but that was when she asked him if he thought she was pretty. " I had to see you again," He said taking a step closer so that their bodies barely touched. They could feel each other's body heat, they could share each other's emotions, like they had become one. "You hardly know me." "But I want to get to know you" He said fervently. Chi-Chi smiled. "What's your name?" Kakarrot asked. "I'm not gonna tell you" Chi-Chi whispered, smiling. " Heh heh, why not?" "Because I don't feel like it" Chi-Chi laughed. She couldn't believe it. She was flirting with a man who she felt so strongly for her, told her she was beautiful. " I'll tell you tomorrow morning in the great hall, for breakfast." Chi-Chi told him. "Will you sit next to me?" Kakarrot asked. She looked away blushing. She nodded her head still turned away. 'Ugh.I feel like a little schoolgirl. Why am I blushing so much?' " You should go now, your friends will be wondering where you are." "Can I get a kiss first?" "I don't know, Can you?" Kakarrot smirks "May I receive a kiss?"
"Can later be now" Chi-Chi laughs and nudges Kakarrot. Kakarrot becomes confused and is not sure if Chi-Chi is laughing at him. "Did I do something wrong" "No you just made me sad, silly" Kakarrot smiles a goofy grin. " You better go" "Ok"
Chi-Chi watches Kakarrot fly out into the sky; she waves to him and heads to her bed. She climbs in gleefully, thinking about her handsome young prince. She closes her eyes and falls soundly to sleep, dreaming about The stunning, tall saiyajin. No bad dreams, no trouble. She doesn't feel alone. *******************************************
Kakarrot flew through the air, his happiness taking over him. She actually likes him and tomorrow, she was going to sit next to him They were going to have nice breakfast with all the yummy food. Kakarrots mouth began to water at the thought of food. Food. So delicious. So.so.Kakarrot couldn't find any words for it, but the way he felt about food was the way he felt about Chi-Chi. Kakarrot flew to the side of a window and peeked inside. The woman and man weren't there. He flew into the room and landed on the floor with a soft tap. He looked around the room, making sure no one was there. Then he searched for a ki. No ki. The two lovebirds were gone. The room smelled of sex, sweat and bodily fluids. Kakarrot scrunched up his nose and his eyes wandered to the bedside table where the book lay. Kakarrot walked over to the table and snatched the book from on top of the table. He then scurried out of the room and into the sky, heading back to his room. He was gonna study the Kamisutra from left to right, right to left, up and down, diagonal, up the Ying and down the yang. He was gonna be ready when their time came.
****************************************************** Woo! I'm done with the third chapter. Finally! Oh and one more thing. Lee Loo is not going to be in my story. I'm kicking her in the in the butt, and dropping her on her rump in the cold, rainy weather.
Lee Loo_- What? You can't just throw me out of this story!
Uh.You were never in the this story to began with. And besides.I own you. I can do whatever I want with you. That includes throwing you out of my story.
Lee Loo: B****!!!
Oh ! so you wanna play. I'll play.
*Starts typing* Lee Loo suddenly gets turned into a coffee mug
Lee Loo- *Turns into a coffee mug*
Ha HAAA!!!!
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Outside the beautiful marble palace, surrounded and protected by the beautiful cedar forest, the Earthlings wait for their guest arrival. Outside are Prince Terrence and Princess Bulma, Chi-Chi and her father the Ox king, All the noblemen and women who have traveled from all around the earth for this event, and last but not least, Sir Piccolo. They all stand in front of the royal castle.
It has been an hour so far, and many of the earthlings are losing their patience.
Princess Bulma has her arms folded and is quite angry. She thinks to herself '(Sigh).uh.I'm so bored. I could be doing better things than this, like going shopping and buying those nice 6 in red stiletto's I've been eyeing for a while.Yah.and why not buy a nice little red dress, with spaghetti straps. And of course a nice 24 carrot, gold, diamond necklace would go very well with the whole ensemble..........Kami! WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE? Do they have to take so long.Hmm? I wonder if any of them are cute. What am I thinking? I don't like them, they probably aren't, and if so, they are all probably full of themselves.'
Terrence looks at his sister, who seems to be in total oblivion. He is then tempted to smack Bulma in the back of the head.He does it. Bulma finally snaps back into the real world and turns to Terrence, angrily who has seemed to end up on the floor laughing his head off. She is really pissed.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU JACK ASS!? YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY!?" Shouted a red face bulma to her immature brother, Terrence. Everyone starts laughing at the event. "Who the hell are you laughing at?" she yells over the fit of contagious giggles. Piccolo just rolls its eyes.
"Quiet!!!!!! Terrence get off the floor. Everyone stop laughing. They are coming". Shouted piccolo.
Suddenly the wind started to blow, fiercely. The cedar trees shake violently. All the sudden a huge ship appeared in the sky and was coming closer to the Earth. It lands. Every body outside the ship stares at it waiting for the people to come out.
The ships door opens and out comes the king of Vegetasie, his mate walking by his side. Prince Vegeta followed by Nappa. Vegetasie's royal advisor. Bardock, followed by his 3 sons; Radditz, Turlus and Kakarrot. Next, comes the ten candidates, a girl about 16, and a few other saiyajins.
Prince Terrence approaches the king, Piccolo by his side.
" Welcome to planet Earth. I am Prince Terrence and this is my Royal advisor, Piccolo. Over there is the Princess Bulma. Ox king and his daughter, Chi-chi, and my noble men."
" I am King Vegeta and this is Salia, my mate, and this is Prince Vegeta, my son, Heir to the throne of Vegetasie. I am very grateful to be here."
Piccolo then takes a step forward. " The treaty will be held tomorrow at noon. Right now we will show you your sleeping quarters and give you a tour around the palace. Is there anything I can get you?"
King Vegeta just looked around, and answered, "No".
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The tour was wasn't very enjoyable to most of the group. Everybody was very uncomfortable around each other. Each person threw odd looks at one another. All the saiyajin males were eying the uneasy, human females. Many of the noble women had removed themselves from the saiyajins lusting eyes and enfolded themselves under their husbands protecting arms. The single noble women scurried off near the front, away from saiyajin sight. Chi-Chi was especially uncomfortable and angry because some of the Saiyajin males were checking her out. She gave them all disgusted looks and they returned the favor after they saw that she wasn't interested in any of them. Vegeta and Bulma exchanged curious looks at one another, turning their head when the other looked back at them. Kakarrot couldn't help but gaze at Chi-Chi. She was so beautiful. Not as beautiful as the Earth princess, but she had something that the Earth princess didn't have. She had a different kind of beauty within her. Her beautiful, well-built muscles, which any man could clearly see through her gown, showed every inch of her shape. Those black eyes, gleaming like the dark, night sky. Those beautiful black pools, which showed her strength, and Her Raven, black hair, which is tossed and pulled by the sweet, cedar wind, uncovers only her true beauty. She is a warrior.
Bardock glanced at his youngest son. To his surprise, he found Kakarrot staring at the beautiful Raven-haired beauty. He gave him a hard nudge in the ribs to snap his son out of his daydream. ~Remember what I have told you~ Bardock said telepathically to Kakarrot. ~ It's not what it look's like~ Explained Kakarrot. ~I bet you 100 in currency that it is~ Smirked Turlus.
~TURLUS! You stupid boy. What have I told you about eavesdropping on other people conversations~ Asked a furious Bardock (Telepathically). ~Uh. Sorry! ~ And Turlus stays out of the conversation.
Chi-Chi couldn't help but notice one of the saiyajin's that was staring at her. He was tall and had black hair (Like all saiyanjin's) that stuck out everywhere. He was very built like the others and his tail was resting around his waist. The one next to him looked just like him but had a star shaped scar on his face and was darker (Bardock). 'They're probably related'. Chi-Chi couldn't help but look at the tall, handsome saiyanjin. She made small glances at him when they were walking. Kakarrot become aware of this and kept looking at her. They both peeked over at each other, but making sure that none of the other's saw them. Chi-Chi then took another look at the Saiyajin and at that moment they made eye contact with each other. They only kept their eyes locked for a few seconds until Kakarrot, made a big goofy grin, which made Chi-Chi break eye contact with him, turning away smiling. Chi-Chi couldn't help but snicker, which grabbed Bulma's attention, causing her to turn around to see what Chi-Chi was doing, which gave Prince Vegeta a Chance to get a full glimpse of the lovely Bulma. Bulma turns her head to Vegeta, who turns his head away, blushing.
Turns her head back to Chi-Chi. " Hey Chi-Chi, You staring at that Tall Saiyajin over there." "No!" Bulma smirks. "What?" "Aaww, come on Chi-Chi. I know you were gazing at him. Don't lie to me." " I don't get associated with these people." " Oh Really? Can I get that on paper?" " Shut up!" Chi- Chi shoves the laughing Bulma. "You like him." She whispers. "No. I.don't," she says sternly. "Bulma laughs aloud, making Chi-Chi blush.
Prince Terrence looks over at the laughing Bulma. All the Saiyajin's stare at her.
"Prince Terrence, May I ask, what is wrong with your princess?" Asked the King Vegeta. "Uh.ya. My doctors have told me that she is mentally unstable and has continuous episodes of PMS. You're very lucky she's calm today. Yesterday, she went on a rampage around the castle and ate all of the toilet paper. We had to strap her down in her bedchambers.. She used howl at the moon at night, and make sheep noises, but now we sedate her. But you don't have to worry about her. She's actually a very nice person, _OW!" Yelled Terrence as he was nudged hard in the ribs by Piccolo. The king just looked at him. ' These humans are freaks'
******************************************** "I don't see anything wrong with them, dear. I actually find them rather funny" Salia said. "Please! The Princess is psychotic and that Prince.You call that a prince?" Yelled the king. The royal couples were in their royal bedchambers. The king was throwing a fit and already having second thoughts about colliding with the forces of earth. He thought the Princess was crazy and the King-to-be was nothing but a joke.
"Stupid, pathetic creatures! The sooner we destroy the cold empire, the sooner we can attack earth and enslave those weakling humans and their prince.
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Kakarrot and his family were inside their chambers. Radditz and Turlus were in the corner, talking excitedly about the females of earth. Bardock was doing push ups on his index fingers. Kakarrot stood sitting on his bed. He couldn't stop thinking of the raven-haired beauty. He wanted to see more of her. To feel her soft, warm body in his arms. "What's little brother thinking about now?" Asked a nosey Turlus. "None of your business." Retorted Kakarrot. "I bet you're thinking about that black-haired female that was walking down the hall with the Prince and princess" Radditz exclaimed in a singing tone, which made him look an idiot. Bardock stopped what he was doing and looked at Kakarrot. He looked shocked, but then a scowl reappeared on his scarred face. He got up from the floor standing up high and looked down at his youngest son. "You DO remember what I said about earth females, don't you?" "Of course", said Kakarrot. Radditz and Turlus snickered in the back. Bardock turned around and headed for the showers. Kakarrot breathe a sigh of relief. Radditz sat himself down beside his young brother. Kakarrot turns his head and looks at him. "What do you want?" Kakarrot says, gloomily. "You like her, don't you?" said a smirking Radditz. Kakarrot turns away. "You know.if you needed any advice.I'm here for you" ".Thanks" kakarrot said, gratefully. "Thanks for understanding." ".. No problem"
Radditz may seem like a perverted jerk at times, but that didn't mean that he didn't care for his brothers. Radditz was always more nicer and understanding. He always showed his brother that he cared for him, helped him out in work, he always gave him advice and was always there to dunk his head into a bucket of ice cold water for a good laugh. Radditz was just your typical, everyday brother and as much as Kakarrot hated him, he was grateful to have him.
"I wanna see her again, Radditz. I just gotta see her" "Then find her, I'm sure she's hanging around in the castle some where" "Ya, but where do I start?" "Try outside. She probably has a window in her room. Try peeking inside one of them and see if she's there." " Hmm.. Not a bad idea. I think I'll do just that." ************************************************* Chi-Chi stood outside, looking out into the open land. She leaned against the balcony, almost naked except for a pair of boxers, she had on. Her fists were bandaged up. She had been doing a little training. The cool, crisp air caressed her soft skin. She breathed in the cedar air. She never really liked the restriction of clothes against her body. She felt bounded by them. They made her skin itchy. She didn't care about what people would think of her if they had saw her up their with hardly any clothing. The castle was too way high up. People down below her couldn't see her startling nakedness.
She had been thinking of the saiyajin that she had made eye contact with. He kept on popping into her head, refusing to leave her mind. She quickly tried to lock away his image deep inside her head where he could never be discovered, but he just kept finding his way back up to the surface. 'Why do I keep thinking about him?' she pondered. What was it about this beast that had fascinated her so? She could quickly tell that he was not like his other kind, but someone more different. She became frightened. "Do I like him?" She shuddered at the thought. She didn't want to fall in love with this beautiful creature that had descended from the sky and into her life. She did not want to fall for a saiyajin. She feared it.
She attempted once again to push him out of her head, but had not succeeded it. 'Maybe it's just a phase I'm going through.' She turned around heading for her dresser when she turned around to a loud thump behind her. "WHAT TH_!?" *********************************************************************
Kakarrot flew around the castle, searching in every window for the one he desired. With no luck he managed to look into a few awkward moments when he saw some things that he wasn't suppose to see, one of those moments were when he looked into a window only to find, two humans getting it on. He wasn't freaked out by sex, it was just the way the humans positioned themselves during the intercourse that really got him. Instead of the usual missionary position, the two sex-crazed primates had intertwined themselves into a kind of pretzel shaped form. Both were panting unevenly and exhaustedly. Kakarrot glanced over to the bedside table where on it laid a book called "The Kamisutra; a variety of positions for you and your partner to attempt. Volume 2." While Kakarrot studied the thick, paperback book, the flushed female, entangled with her partner, opened her eyes to see, a dumbfounded, young boy with hair that stuck out everywhere peeking into the room. Her eyes widened and she let out a hoarse scream making Kakarrot cringe and cover his sensitive ears. " Oh, I am so good," said her partner, thinking that she had just reached her climax and that he was a GOD in bed. "NO, There's someone by the window, watching us!" she screamed. Kakarrot quickly flew away from the commotion, leaving the two lovers dumbfounded at who it was that had been spying on them. He retreated on top of the castle roof, his ears still ringing from the woman's piercing scream. He stood still and quit for a few minutes, making sure that no one had seen or heard him and then chuckled and fell back. It was the most humorous and fascinating thing he had ever seen. He was sure to tell Radditz about it. He never realized how innovative you could be with sex. He looked at the sky imagining him and Chi-Chi in the same position that he had saw the two humans in. Her eyes closed. Her deep-soft panting getting louder, growing into moans as she reached her climax. He felt his member go hard. The thought of her always did that to him.
Kakarrot quickly brushed away the image and set out once again for her. He searched a few more minutes when he had spotted a familiar looking figure. It was she. The Raven-haired beauty. She was as extravagant as ever and she was also NAKED. Kakarrot stood next to the castle wall, staring at her with eyes as wide as circles. His panting had become slow and deep. He contained himself from speeding towards her and tackling her to the ground, making blissful, passionate love to her. He stared hungrily at her wanting to feel her against him.
He watched her until she turned around, retreating into her room. He felt disappointed. He didn't want her to go so soon. He had to see more of her. He flew to her balcony and landed with a thump. She became startled and turned around, fist up in the air and ready to attack the intruder. "WHAT TH_!?" She jumped back into fighting stance. "No, wait. Please? I'm not trying t_" "SOMEBODY! GAURDS! THERE'S AN INTR_ mmphh!" Kakarrot launched himself at Chi-Chi and had grabbed a hold of her; one arm around her waist and his free hand wrapped itself around her mouth. She began to cry. She couldn't get free of him. He was too strong. 'Oh Kami! He's gonna rape me!' Chi-Chi struggled some more, trying to break free from the saiyajins indestructible grip. "Listen! I won't hurt you! I'm not that kind of guy." Kakarrot explained. Chi-Chi stopped struggling and looked at him, eyes filled with a hate and disgust. Kakarrot shifted uneasily. "I'm not gonna rape you. Ok?" The scared, angry, black-haired female nods her head. " If I remove my hand will you scream?" Chi-Chi shakes her head. Kakarrot removes his hand from her mouth and let's go of her. She runs to her bed, grabbing the bedsheets and covers her nakedness. "I know that this seems strange that I come here and." "Get out!" Chi-Chi says quickly. " W-what?" Kakarrot asked a little confused. "You heard me. GET OUT! Get out of here, before I call the guards." She warned. "I-I'm sorry" Kakarrot stuttered. Get OUT!" Chi-Chi grabs the thing nearest to her, which is a crystal-glass vase, and throws it at an unrehearsed Kakarrot. The glass hits his face and shatters, the pieces falling to the floor. Kakarrot screams, a bit of crystal got into his eye (Not directly IN his eye. You know how when you get a tiny little hair follicle in your, eye and it bugs the hell out of you? That's what I meant, for people who are feeling a bit nauseous) "Ahh! My eye" He yells, holding his eyes. "Serves you right!" She shouts, pelting more objects at poor Kakarrot. "Take that and .that!" Kakarrot successfully dodges all of them, except the last one that hit's him dead on the crotch. "OOOOOooooOOOOooooHHHHHhhhhh.mommy." The wounded saiyajin falls to his knees, clutching his wounded member. (I'm so bad) " You.hurt me." He forced himself to say, finding it hard to speak. " Ha! Serve's you right!" Chi-Chi said, standing over the defeated Saiyajin, a look of triumph plastered on her face. "A-are you.always this grumpy, or do you have your period?" retorted Kakarrot, making Chi-Chi flush pink with fury. "How dare you come here and think that you're welcomed. Don't you have any common sense?" She retorted back, "Don't you have any self-control?" Kakarrot smirk. Chi-Chi smacked him. Kakarrot fell to the floor holding his cheek. The slap didn't hurt; he was enjoying the little conflict. He loved to see her fiery spirit take action. The saiyajin glared at Chi-Chi. He stood up towering over her, not breaking his eye contact with her. Chi-Chi began to feel unsure of what exactly he was about to do, But as much as her emotions fought to get out of her, she kept a solid stern face. She wanted him. To be in his arms. Run her fingers across his hair. But she wasn't sure of what he wanted of her. They both looked like each other for like what had seemed like eternity. They gazed into each other's eyes. "Why did you come here?' Chi-Chi asked, breaking the thunderous silence that had settled itself within Chi-Chi's chamber walls. " Because when I first saw you in the hall, I saw an angel. You are so beautiful." Chi-Chi became stunned. She never had a guy tell her that she was beautiful, except her father and Prince Terrence, but that was when she asked him if he thought she was pretty. " I had to see you again," He said taking a step closer so that their bodies barely touched. They could feel each other's body heat, they could share each other's emotions, like they had become one. "You hardly know me." "But I want to get to know you" He said fervently. Chi-Chi smiled. "What's your name?" Kakarrot asked. "I'm not gonna tell you" Chi-Chi whispered, smiling. " Heh heh, why not?" "Because I don't feel like it" Chi-Chi laughed. She couldn't believe it. She was flirting with a man who she felt so strongly for her, told her she was beautiful. " I'll tell you tomorrow morning in the great hall, for breakfast." Chi-Chi told him. "Will you sit next to me?" Kakarrot asked. She looked away blushing. She nodded her head still turned away. 'Ugh.I feel like a little schoolgirl. Why am I blushing so much?' " You should go now, your friends will be wondering where you are." "Can I get a kiss first?" "I don't know, Can you?" Kakarrot smirks "May I receive a kiss?"
"Can later be now" Chi-Chi laughs and nudges Kakarrot. Kakarrot becomes confused and is not sure if Chi-Chi is laughing at him. "Did I do something wrong" "No you just made me sad, silly" Kakarrot smiles a goofy grin. " You better go" "Ok"
Chi-Chi watches Kakarrot fly out into the sky; she waves to him and heads to her bed. She climbs in gleefully, thinking about her handsome young prince. She closes her eyes and falls soundly to sleep, dreaming about The stunning, tall saiyajin. No bad dreams, no trouble. She doesn't feel alone. *******************************************
Kakarrot flew through the air, his happiness taking over him. She actually likes him and tomorrow, she was going to sit next to him They were going to have nice breakfast with all the yummy food. Kakarrots mouth began to water at the thought of food. Food. So delicious. So.so.Kakarrot couldn't find any words for it, but the way he felt about food was the way he felt about Chi-Chi. Kakarrot flew to the side of a window and peeked inside. The woman and man weren't there. He flew into the room and landed on the floor with a soft tap. He looked around the room, making sure no one was there. Then he searched for a ki. No ki. The two lovebirds were gone. The room smelled of sex, sweat and bodily fluids. Kakarrot scrunched up his nose and his eyes wandered to the bedside table where the book lay. Kakarrot walked over to the table and snatched the book from on top of the table. He then scurried out of the room and into the sky, heading back to his room. He was gonna study the Kamisutra from left to right, right to left, up and down, diagonal, up the Ying and down the yang. He was gonna be ready when their time came.
****************************************************** Woo! I'm done with the third chapter. Finally! Oh and one more thing. Lee Loo is not going to be in my story. I'm kicking her in the in the butt, and dropping her on her rump in the cold, rainy weather.
Lee Loo_- What? You can't just throw me out of this story!
Uh.You were never in the this story to began with. And besides.I own you. I can do whatever I want with you. That includes throwing you out of my story.
Lee Loo: B****!!!
Oh ! so you wanna play. I'll play.
*Starts typing* Lee Loo suddenly gets turned into a coffee mug
Lee Loo- *Turns into a coffee mug*
Ha HAAA!!!!
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