NOTE: Someone asked why I placed Miranda and Kate in the spots I did.. Miranda is Toulouse for two reasons.
1. They are both the insane artists. :-)
2. One line he said in the movie fits Miranda so well it is creepy. "I am only interested in love because I long for it with every fiber of my being." Ever notice how Miranda's love life is nonexistent?
Now with Kate: She isn't as mean as she seems. Kate is actually a good person (unlike Nini, the [curse]) Claire is Nini. Yes, Miss Evil herself. I haven't decided on Marie yet. I think she will be one of the more minor characters, like Jenny.
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(The revolutionaries enter the Hillridge Rouge. Matt and the *ahem* Diamond Chimps (the song says "they are valued like diamonds, but forced to perform like chimpanzees") Matt is dancing like a hyper child)
Kate: (shakes her head slowly) I know he got into that gallon of maple syrup again, I just know it. (gets kicked in the head by a cancan dancer and knocked over)
(Shot of Matt and Ronny in a small alcove)
Gordo Voice-over: Matt had a sickness, an obsession if you will, with lights and sparkles. He had spent to so much money on the electricity and glitter for the Hillridge Rouge that the club was nearly bankrupt.
(Shot of Matt outside of the Hillridge Rouge)
Matt: (mesmerized by lights) Shinyful... So prettiful... Oooooh...
Gordo Voice-over: He needed extra money so he was turning his club-
Matt: Into a theater!
Gordo Voice-over: -And all he needed now was an investor.
Matt (turns to Ronny: I am glad to see you are interested in our little club, Mr. Jacobs. This Californian play was the idea of the brilliant Miranda Sanchez. (shot of Miranda dancing around and singing "The Real Slim Shady" into a hairbrush) The ladies will swoon at the sight of our leading man, the freak-dancing Ethan Craft.
Ethan: (smiles brightly) How you doin'?
Girls: (drool) He is such a hotty!
Matt: It is being written by the fabulous Lanny. (shot of Lanny holding up a "Hello!" sign and flipping it over so it reads "Good-bye!") The music is being composed by the gorgeous and talented cheerleader, Kate Sanders.
Kate: (plays piano to "Little Shop Of Horrors" and sings with it. She turns to the camera, flipping her hair as she does so, and smiles seductively.) Hi.
Cameradude: Uhhh... Hi.
Matt: And finally, the special effects are by Larry Tudgeman.
Larry: (has back turned to camera and is in a labcoat. It appears that he is mixing
something together.) BWHAHAHA! I finally have it! It is the perfect drink! CHEESE
SODA! I WILL NOW TAKE OVER CANADA! BWHAHAHA- (cough, hack, wheeze.)
(A few moments later, the Revolutionaries sit in a booth in a small alcove behind Matt and
Ronny's)
Miranda: Yes! Phase one is completed.
Ethan: Cool! Wait, what does phase mean?
(Before Miranda can explain, they are silenced by the entire place being darkened.)
Ethan Voice-over: Maybe they are clap-on lights... Hmmm...
(Ethan claps his hands and a spotlight in the center of the room followed by lots of little
sparkles.
Ethan Voice-over: Oooh, they are!
Miranda: It's her! The Sparkling Diamond!
Larry: She is so hot...
Miranda: Shut up. It is starting.
Lizzie: (descends on trapeze and sings softly) Americans are glad to die for love
Gordo Voice-over: Someone else was to meet Lizzie that night.
(Shot of a blonde boy with squinted eyes and a muscular build.)
Gordo Voice-over: Ronny Jacobs, highschool student and nephew of a famous designer.
(Lizzie's trapeze has begun to come down faster and she has begun to sing louder and
quicker. She leaps off of it when it's about two meters above the ground and into the arms of a few men within the audience.)
Lizzie: A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But cool clothes are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand
But it wont get you best dressed in the yearbook vote
Or help you be a your alley cat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But classic or hip-hop
This material doesn't lose it's shape
Cool clothes are a girls best friend
Ronny: (staring at Lizzie but talking to Matt) When will I meet her?
Lizzie:Tommy H!
Matt: After this number I have arranged a little meeting between you and Mme. Lizzie.
Totally alone.
Lizzie: Ralph L!
Miranda: (to Gordo) After this number I have arranged a little meeting between you and
Mme. Lizzie. Totally alone.
Gordo: (shocked) Alone?! B-but that is a little early don't you think? I have never met her
I-I mean-
Miranda: (puts a mouth over Gordo's mouth and speaks in unison with Matt) Totally
alone.
Lizzie: Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Come and get me boys
Sltying
Old School
Talk to me Matt McGuire tell me all about it! (Matt jumps onto the stage with his sister)
There may come a time when a girl needs spare cash
(With Matt and the other girls) But cool clothes are a girl's best friend
There may come a time when a heart-boiled designer thinks you're awful nice
Miranda: (twirls backwards out of her alcove and into a waiter, whom spills drinks all over Ronny) Oh my goodness, I am so sorry.
Lizzie: (whispers to Matt) Is he here?
Matt: Yes yes, he is. (turns to Ronny's table and sees Miranda attempting to wipe away
the drink from Ronny's suit and therefore gasps)
Lizzie: Where is he?
Matt: He is the one Miranda is shaking her infamous orange hanky at.
Miranda: (notices her hanky is soaked, tosses it into Ronny's face and peak her head into her own alcove) Excuse me, Gordo? May I borrow this? (she takes the red napkin he is holding in his hands and shakes it out in his face)
Lizzie: (squints to get a better look) Are you sure? As in 100%?
Matt: Yes. (gasps when he sees Miranda is disturbing Ronny)
Ronny: Get off me, freaky outcast! (pushes Miranda out of his way, throwing her to the
ground)
Miranda: Why you-- You... [Bleep!] How dare you insult me like that?! Clean yourself,
you [Bleep!] (tosses the napkin in his face rudely and motions to walk out, running into
Kyle Jacobs) Get out of my way, punk! (throws him to the ground and stomps back into
her own alcove, throwing random people out of her way)
(Lizzie and Matt have gone into a circle of cancan dancers and Lizzie begins to change
into a pink feathered miniskirt and blue feathered baby-tee)
Lizzie: Will he invest?
Matt: (nibbling on a jellybean and oblivious) Of course!
Lizzie: What is his type? Science-obsessed she-geek. (in Yoga voice) The Force will be
with you! Valley girl? (in V. G. voice) Like, that shade of pink, like totally sets off your
eyes! Or Britney Spears? (sings in Britney voice) I'm too slutty for my shoes-!
Matt: Last one. We're depending on you, Sis. Real show, real theater, real audience. And you will be--
Lizzie: A real fashion designer. (dreamy sigh) Ah! (stands up and out of the dancer wall)
(sings)
Cause that's when those gals go back to their guys
Cool clothes are a... girl's.. best.. (jumps up to Gordo's table) friend! (turns to him) I
believe you were expecting me.
Gordo: (sighs) Yes.
Lizzie: (turns to audience) I believe it's lady's choice. (turns back to Gordo) Let's dance. (takes his hand and they leap out into the crowd. Gordo is quite lost, but Lizzie makes her way about like she owns the place. The Revolutionaries watch with astonishment)
Larry: Incredible!
Ethan: Oooh... Disco ball...
Kate: How the heck did he do that?!
Miranda: The kid's a genius. I taught him well.
Matt: (spy- I mean checking on Lizzie and *ahem* Ronny) My goodness! That highschooler certainly can dance!
Lizzie: It is wonderful of you to take an interest in our little show.
Gordo: Well, it seems quite exciting. I'd love to be involved. I hope you enjoy what I do.
Lizzie: I'm sure I will.
Gordo: (tips his hat off to his pals and the guys tip theirs back, receiving punches from the girls) Miranda said we could do it in private. Y'know, a private poetry reading?
Lizzie: Ohhh.. Why of course! I love a little "poetry" after supper!
Miranda: I can't take it anymore. Come on, Larry! (she grabs him by the arm and drags him to the dance floor)
Kate: Yeah, me neither. (copies Miranda and drags Ethan from his seat)
Lizzie: Hold on to your hat! (kicks Gordo's hat off)
(Miranda and Kate copy her, but Kate has disastrous results. Ethan has become mesmerized by the cancan dancer's shiny outfits and is totally ignoring the situation. Therefore, Kate kicked him in the face)
Ethan: OWIE! (falls over backwards)
Kate: O.O Ooopsies... (drags Ethan back to the table and dumps water on his face, arousing him)
Ethan: Wh-what? I had the weirdest dream! This ugly pink glittered shoe came to my eyes and-
Kate: My shoes are not ugly, you jerk! (moves herself so that Ethan's head hits the hard wall)
Lizzie: (skips back to her trapeze and jumps on) Cool clothes
Cool clothes
Classic or hip-hop
This material doesn't lose it's shape
Cool clothes are a girl's best... (takes breath to say the last word but instead makes a rasping noise. Her eyes roll back into her head and she sways and falls.)
Matt: NOOOO!
(Luckily, Chico Marx is right below and catches her. He carries her back to her dressing room. Matt decides to try and fool the audience by cheering and luckily they follow his lead.)
Claire: (grins evilly) I don't think Mr. Jacobs will get his money's worth tonight.
Brooke: Claire, don't be so mean! (rushes off to help Lizzie.)
(Outside, the audience is still cheering and Matt is urging them on. Parker Mackenzie makes slashing motions telling him to stop it.)
Matt: You've frightened her away! (audience groans) But I see some lonely dancers looking for a partner or two, so let's all have fun with the Swim! (audience cheers)
(Backstage...)
Jenny Woods: (rushes in) Move, move! (kneels by Lizzie's couch/bed/rest thing and pours some medicine into her mouth, awakening her)
Lizzie: Oh, these, these silly costumes. (laughs weakly and begins to cough. A clot of blood comes from her mouth and into Jenny's handkerchief. Jenny looks straight ahead with a worried look on her face. It seems she knows what is happening to Lizzie.)
*A little later*
Jenny: That twinkle toes Ronny seems yo like you an awful lot. With a patron like him, you could be the next mixture of Julia Roberts and a female Ralph Lauren.
Lizzie: Oh, do you think I could be like Julia?
Jenny: Oh, maybe even more. You have the talent and with Ronny, you'll be lining up the great movie deals and fashion shows.
Lizzie: I'll be a great actress and I'll fly away from here. (turns to her baby bird in the cage and speaks in a baby voice) Yes, I'm gonna fly away.
Matt: (rushes in and trips over an umbrella, then stands up) s it all okay, Sis?
Lizzie: Of course.
Matt: Thank goodness!
Lizzie: So, what do you think? (turns around and poses in her tight red mini dress) Britney enough?
Matt: Oh my! Yes! How can he resist? And now everything is going swell!
(The three of them all dance around happily.)
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Since I am putting three scenes to a chapter, that is a nice place to leave off. :-) R/R PLEASE! I hope you have enjoyed these two chappies.
1. They are both the insane artists. :-)
2. One line he said in the movie fits Miranda so well it is creepy. "I am only interested in love because I long for it with every fiber of my being." Ever notice how Miranda's love life is nonexistent?
Now with Kate: She isn't as mean as she seems. Kate is actually a good person (unlike Nini, the [curse]) Claire is Nini. Yes, Miss Evil herself. I haven't decided on Marie yet. I think she will be one of the more minor characters, like Jenny.
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(The revolutionaries enter the Hillridge Rouge. Matt and the *ahem* Diamond Chimps (the song says "they are valued like diamonds, but forced to perform like chimpanzees") Matt is dancing like a hyper child)
Kate: (shakes her head slowly) I know he got into that gallon of maple syrup again, I just know it. (gets kicked in the head by a cancan dancer and knocked over)
(Shot of Matt and Ronny in a small alcove)
Gordo Voice-over: Matt had a sickness, an obsession if you will, with lights and sparkles. He had spent to so much money on the electricity and glitter for the Hillridge Rouge that the club was nearly bankrupt.
(Shot of Matt outside of the Hillridge Rouge)
Matt: (mesmerized by lights) Shinyful... So prettiful... Oooooh...
Gordo Voice-over: He needed extra money so he was turning his club-
Matt: Into a theater!
Gordo Voice-over: -And all he needed now was an investor.
Matt (turns to Ronny: I am glad to see you are interested in our little club, Mr. Jacobs. This Californian play was the idea of the brilliant Miranda Sanchez. (shot of Miranda dancing around and singing "The Real Slim Shady" into a hairbrush) The ladies will swoon at the sight of our leading man, the freak-dancing Ethan Craft.
Ethan: (smiles brightly) How you doin'?
Girls: (drool) He is such a hotty!
Matt: It is being written by the fabulous Lanny. (shot of Lanny holding up a "Hello!" sign and flipping it over so it reads "Good-bye!") The music is being composed by the gorgeous and talented cheerleader, Kate Sanders.
Kate: (plays piano to "Little Shop Of Horrors" and sings with it. She turns to the camera, flipping her hair as she does so, and smiles seductively.) Hi.
Cameradude: Uhhh... Hi.
Matt: And finally, the special effects are by Larry Tudgeman.
Larry: (has back turned to camera and is in a labcoat. It appears that he is mixing
something together.) BWHAHAHA! I finally have it! It is the perfect drink! CHEESE
SODA! I WILL NOW TAKE OVER CANADA! BWHAHAHA- (cough, hack, wheeze.)
(A few moments later, the Revolutionaries sit in a booth in a small alcove behind Matt and
Ronny's)
Miranda: Yes! Phase one is completed.
Ethan: Cool! Wait, what does phase mean?
(Before Miranda can explain, they are silenced by the entire place being darkened.)
Ethan Voice-over: Maybe they are clap-on lights... Hmmm...
(Ethan claps his hands and a spotlight in the center of the room followed by lots of little
sparkles.
Ethan Voice-over: Oooh, they are!
Miranda: It's her! The Sparkling Diamond!
Larry: She is so hot...
Miranda: Shut up. It is starting.
Lizzie: (descends on trapeze and sings softly) Americans are glad to die for love
Gordo Voice-over: Someone else was to meet Lizzie that night.
(Shot of a blonde boy with squinted eyes and a muscular build.)
Gordo Voice-over: Ronny Jacobs, highschool student and nephew of a famous designer.
(Lizzie's trapeze has begun to come down faster and she has begun to sing louder and
quicker. She leaps off of it when it's about two meters above the ground and into the arms of a few men within the audience.)
Lizzie: A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But cool clothes are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand
But it wont get you best dressed in the yearbook vote
Or help you be a your alley cat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But classic or hip-hop
This material doesn't lose it's shape
Cool clothes are a girls best friend
Ronny: (staring at Lizzie but talking to Matt) When will I meet her?
Lizzie:Tommy H!
Matt: After this number I have arranged a little meeting between you and Mme. Lizzie.
Totally alone.
Lizzie: Ralph L!
Miranda: (to Gordo) After this number I have arranged a little meeting between you and
Mme. Lizzie. Totally alone.
Gordo: (shocked) Alone?! B-but that is a little early don't you think? I have never met her
I-I mean-
Miranda: (puts a mouth over Gordo's mouth and speaks in unison with Matt) Totally
alone.
Lizzie: Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Come and get me boys
Sltying
Old School
Talk to me Matt McGuire tell me all about it! (Matt jumps onto the stage with his sister)
There may come a time when a girl needs spare cash
(With Matt and the other girls) But cool clothes are a girl's best friend
There may come a time when a heart-boiled designer thinks you're awful nice
Miranda: (twirls backwards out of her alcove and into a waiter, whom spills drinks all over Ronny) Oh my goodness, I am so sorry.
Lizzie: (whispers to Matt) Is he here?
Matt: Yes yes, he is. (turns to Ronny's table and sees Miranda attempting to wipe away
the drink from Ronny's suit and therefore gasps)
Lizzie: Where is he?
Matt: He is the one Miranda is shaking her infamous orange hanky at.
Miranda: (notices her hanky is soaked, tosses it into Ronny's face and peak her head into her own alcove) Excuse me, Gordo? May I borrow this? (she takes the red napkin he is holding in his hands and shakes it out in his face)
Lizzie: (squints to get a better look) Are you sure? As in 100%?
Matt: Yes. (gasps when he sees Miranda is disturbing Ronny)
Ronny: Get off me, freaky outcast! (pushes Miranda out of his way, throwing her to the
ground)
Miranda: Why you-- You... [Bleep!] How dare you insult me like that?! Clean yourself,
you [Bleep!] (tosses the napkin in his face rudely and motions to walk out, running into
Kyle Jacobs) Get out of my way, punk! (throws him to the ground and stomps back into
her own alcove, throwing random people out of her way)
(Lizzie and Matt have gone into a circle of cancan dancers and Lizzie begins to change
into a pink feathered miniskirt and blue feathered baby-tee)
Lizzie: Will he invest?
Matt: (nibbling on a jellybean and oblivious) Of course!
Lizzie: What is his type? Science-obsessed she-geek. (in Yoga voice) The Force will be
with you! Valley girl? (in V. G. voice) Like, that shade of pink, like totally sets off your
eyes! Or Britney Spears? (sings in Britney voice) I'm too slutty for my shoes-!
Matt: Last one. We're depending on you, Sis. Real show, real theater, real audience. And you will be--
Lizzie: A real fashion designer. (dreamy sigh) Ah! (stands up and out of the dancer wall)
(sings)
Cause that's when those gals go back to their guys
Cool clothes are a... girl's.. best.. (jumps up to Gordo's table) friend! (turns to him) I
believe you were expecting me.
Gordo: (sighs) Yes.
Lizzie: (turns to audience) I believe it's lady's choice. (turns back to Gordo) Let's dance. (takes his hand and they leap out into the crowd. Gordo is quite lost, but Lizzie makes her way about like she owns the place. The Revolutionaries watch with astonishment)
Larry: Incredible!
Ethan: Oooh... Disco ball...
Kate: How the heck did he do that?!
Miranda: The kid's a genius. I taught him well.
Matt: (spy- I mean checking on Lizzie and *ahem* Ronny) My goodness! That highschooler certainly can dance!
Lizzie: It is wonderful of you to take an interest in our little show.
Gordo: Well, it seems quite exciting. I'd love to be involved. I hope you enjoy what I do.
Lizzie: I'm sure I will.
Gordo: (tips his hat off to his pals and the guys tip theirs back, receiving punches from the girls) Miranda said we could do it in private. Y'know, a private poetry reading?
Lizzie: Ohhh.. Why of course! I love a little "poetry" after supper!
Miranda: I can't take it anymore. Come on, Larry! (she grabs him by the arm and drags him to the dance floor)
Kate: Yeah, me neither. (copies Miranda and drags Ethan from his seat)
Lizzie: Hold on to your hat! (kicks Gordo's hat off)
(Miranda and Kate copy her, but Kate has disastrous results. Ethan has become mesmerized by the cancan dancer's shiny outfits and is totally ignoring the situation. Therefore, Kate kicked him in the face)
Ethan: OWIE! (falls over backwards)
Kate: O.O Ooopsies... (drags Ethan back to the table and dumps water on his face, arousing him)
Ethan: Wh-what? I had the weirdest dream! This ugly pink glittered shoe came to my eyes and-
Kate: My shoes are not ugly, you jerk! (moves herself so that Ethan's head hits the hard wall)
Lizzie: (skips back to her trapeze and jumps on) Cool clothes
Cool clothes
Classic or hip-hop
This material doesn't lose it's shape
Cool clothes are a girl's best... (takes breath to say the last word but instead makes a rasping noise. Her eyes roll back into her head and she sways and falls.)
Matt: NOOOO!
(Luckily, Chico Marx is right below and catches her. He carries her back to her dressing room. Matt decides to try and fool the audience by cheering and luckily they follow his lead.)
Claire: (grins evilly) I don't think Mr. Jacobs will get his money's worth tonight.
Brooke: Claire, don't be so mean! (rushes off to help Lizzie.)
(Outside, the audience is still cheering and Matt is urging them on. Parker Mackenzie makes slashing motions telling him to stop it.)
Matt: You've frightened her away! (audience groans) But I see some lonely dancers looking for a partner or two, so let's all have fun with the Swim! (audience cheers)
(Backstage...)
Jenny Woods: (rushes in) Move, move! (kneels by Lizzie's couch/bed/rest thing and pours some medicine into her mouth, awakening her)
Lizzie: Oh, these, these silly costumes. (laughs weakly and begins to cough. A clot of blood comes from her mouth and into Jenny's handkerchief. Jenny looks straight ahead with a worried look on her face. It seems she knows what is happening to Lizzie.)
*A little later*
Jenny: That twinkle toes Ronny seems yo like you an awful lot. With a patron like him, you could be the next mixture of Julia Roberts and a female Ralph Lauren.
Lizzie: Oh, do you think I could be like Julia?
Jenny: Oh, maybe even more. You have the talent and with Ronny, you'll be lining up the great movie deals and fashion shows.
Lizzie: I'll be a great actress and I'll fly away from here. (turns to her baby bird in the cage and speaks in a baby voice) Yes, I'm gonna fly away.
Matt: (rushes in and trips over an umbrella, then stands up) s it all okay, Sis?
Lizzie: Of course.
Matt: Thank goodness!
Lizzie: So, what do you think? (turns around and poses in her tight red mini dress) Britney enough?
Matt: Oh my! Yes! How can he resist? And now everything is going swell!
(The three of them all dance around happily.)
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Since I am putting three scenes to a chapter, that is a nice place to leave off. :-) R/R PLEASE! I hope you have enjoyed these two chappies.