Miake: DO NOT ask where this idea came from. I was sitting with my brother
talking about anime and I was like "Kaiba needs a hug" and then I decided
to write a fanfiction about it. But I always write fanfiction about Kaiba.
So I decided to make it about Yami Bakura instead. My brother who is used
to my randomness just ignored the comment altogether.
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. Sad, ain't it.
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Yami Bakura: I hate this! I can't take over the world!
Bakura: You need to calm down.
Yami Bakura: That's what YOU think! YOU aren't trying to take over the world.
Miake: I am.
Yami Bakura: No you're not.
Miake: I had a dream about it.
Yami Bakura: BUT I'M SERIOUS ABOUT IT YOU FOOL!
Kaiba: I think you need mental help.
Joey: I mean what's so great about the world anyway?
Yami Bakura: You pathetic mortals don't understand.
Miake: I understand.
Yami Bakura: But I don't like you.
Yugi: That's not nice to say to Miake.
Yami Bakura: I don't like being nice.
Tea: Why?
Yami Bakura: I just DON'T!
Tristan: That's deep man.
Kaiba: I don't like being nice either.
Tea: I like being nice!
Kaiba: But everyone is always nice to you.
Yami Bakura: I know. Why are people nice to you Tea?
Tea: Because I'm nice to them.
Miake: Maybe if people we're really nice to Yami Bakura then Yami Bakura would be nice.
Yami Bakura: How about I just kill you.
Miake: That is an option...not my favorite one though.
Kaiba: So how do you suggest we be nice to Yami Bakura.
Miake: I think Yami Bakura needs a hug.
Yami Bakura: No! Yami Bakura does NOT need a hug.
Miake: Yes you do!
Yami Bakura: No.
Miake: *brings in random Yami Bakura fangirl* This will not hurt a bit.
Yami Bakura: I'm scared.
Random Yami Bakura Fan: *hugs Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: And now I'm supposed to feel better?
Miake: Yes.
Yugi: I don't quite think he gets the concept.
Miake: Isn't it sad?
Yugi: Yeah.
Yami Bakura: WHY IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? I STILL DON'T OWN THE WORLD!
Joey: Some serious problems goin' on there.
Yami Bakura: I'm not feeling good because I can't take over the world! If I could have Yugi's Millenium Puzzle I'd be fine. If I could have all the Millenium Items I'd be fine. But NO! Miake thinks that I need a hug! What is this pathetic world coming to?
Miake: If it's pathetic then why do you want to take it over?
Yami Bakura: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!
Miake: I think he's emotionally distraught. Only a group of fangirls can save him now!
Please review and HUG YAMI BAKURA! Make the poor guy (spirit, whatever) feel better since he doesn't know how to take over the world.
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. Sad, ain't it.
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Yami Bakura: I hate this! I can't take over the world!
Bakura: You need to calm down.
Yami Bakura: That's what YOU think! YOU aren't trying to take over the world.
Miake: I am.
Yami Bakura: No you're not.
Miake: I had a dream about it.
Yami Bakura: BUT I'M SERIOUS ABOUT IT YOU FOOL!
Kaiba: I think you need mental help.
Joey: I mean what's so great about the world anyway?
Yami Bakura: You pathetic mortals don't understand.
Miake: I understand.
Yami Bakura: But I don't like you.
Yugi: That's not nice to say to Miake.
Yami Bakura: I don't like being nice.
Tea: Why?
Yami Bakura: I just DON'T!
Tristan: That's deep man.
Kaiba: I don't like being nice either.
Tea: I like being nice!
Kaiba: But everyone is always nice to you.
Yami Bakura: I know. Why are people nice to you Tea?
Tea: Because I'm nice to them.
Miake: Maybe if people we're really nice to Yami Bakura then Yami Bakura would be nice.
Yami Bakura: How about I just kill you.
Miake: That is an option...not my favorite one though.
Kaiba: So how do you suggest we be nice to Yami Bakura.
Miake: I think Yami Bakura needs a hug.
Yami Bakura: No! Yami Bakura does NOT need a hug.
Miake: Yes you do!
Yami Bakura: No.
Miake: *brings in random Yami Bakura fangirl* This will not hurt a bit.
Yami Bakura: I'm scared.
Random Yami Bakura Fan: *hugs Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: And now I'm supposed to feel better?
Miake: Yes.
Yugi: I don't quite think he gets the concept.
Miake: Isn't it sad?
Yugi: Yeah.
Yami Bakura: WHY IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? I STILL DON'T OWN THE WORLD!
Joey: Some serious problems goin' on there.
Yami Bakura: I'm not feeling good because I can't take over the world! If I could have Yugi's Millenium Puzzle I'd be fine. If I could have all the Millenium Items I'd be fine. But NO! Miake thinks that I need a hug! What is this pathetic world coming to?
Miake: If it's pathetic then why do you want to take it over?
Yami Bakura: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!
Miake: I think he's emotionally distraught. Only a group of fangirls can save him now!
Please review and HUG YAMI BAKURA! Make the poor guy (spirit, whatever) feel better since he doesn't know how to take over the world.