A/n: This was co-written by my friend Kirsten and me. We wrote this while we were bored last night while listening to a choir at our Christmas concert…we're in band and don't take much interest in choir. Ok…I'm rambling now….here's the song…
The Twelve Days of Christmas--Harry Potter Style
On the first day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the second day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the third day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the fourth day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the fifth day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Five Golden Snitches!!
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the sixth day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Six Weasley brothers
Five Golden Snitches!!
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the seventh day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Seven Quidditch players
Six Weasley brothers
Five Golden Snitches!!
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the eighth day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Eight Hermione Grangers
Seven Quidditch players
Six Weasley brothers
Five Golden Snitches!!
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the ninth day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Nine cards from Sirius
Eight Hermione Grangers
Seven Quidditch players
Six Weasley brothers
Five Golden Snitches!!
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the tenth day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Ten flying Firebolts
Nine cards from Sirius
Eight Hermione Grangers
Seven Quidditch players
Six Weasley brothers
Five Golden Snitches!!
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Eleven Norwegian Ridgebacks!
Ten flying Firebolts
Nine cards from Sirius
Eight Hermione Grangers
Seven Quidditch players
Six Weasley brothers
Five Golden Snitches!!
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my wizard gave to me
Twelve Gryffindor lions!
Eleven Norwegian Ridgebacks
Ten flying Firebolts
Nine cards from Sirius
Eight Hermione Grangers
Seven Quidditch players
Six Weasley brothers
Five Golden Snitches!!
Four Hogwarts Houses
Three lightning scars
Two Chocolate Frogs
And an owl in a Whomping Willow tree!!
A/n: Review or my minion and I shall steal your lawn flamingos and throw angry cats at you. Now, if you'll excuse me, my minion, former president Richard Nixon and I must bring Christmas to Canada.
~Samantha J. Mulder
"I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation"
--Fox Mulder