A/N: hey guys!!! I hope you enjoyed the last chapter!!! There might have
been some confusion about who's favorite word shit was... it was Alex's...
just to letcha know... my favorite word is bitch... ^^ it's so fun!! Bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... n____n;;;; so anyway... enjoy reading!!! Oh
yeah!! I'm also counting all my sad attempts at humor!!! Oh yeah! Sorry
about the delay in getting Trunks in!!!! He's mentioned in... about... THIS
CHAPTER... yayyy everyone clap and cheer...
oh and dpp... kun is better!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ... then again... who does...
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"Yeah." Alex cowered again, "Hey but I heard about a job opening at the place where they make the magazine thing."
"Oh wow really. how great." I said sarcastically
"Go interview tomorrow." Alex suggested
"No way in hell!" I said.
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+--Chapter 2--+
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One Week Later...
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***Pan***
I got up lazily from the couch, where I was watching TV to answer the phone, which was ringing annoyingly.
"Moshi moshi" I said in a dull voice.
"Helloouo/u!" a cheerful, commercial-like voice replied.
"Eh, no... we DON'T have any broken windshields," I replied, assuming it was a windshield salesman. [(------------ LOOK!!! MY 1ST SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!]
"Actually, this is Darlene calling on behalf of Capsule Corp., I'm looking for an 'Alex Suzuki'?" She corrected.
"Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were one of those windshield salesmen..." I apologized, "Hold on, I'll go get her,"
"It's fine. Alrighty then!" Darlene said.
I muffled the phone and yelled, "ALEX, PHONE!"
***Alex***
I heard Pan yell, "ALEX, PHONE!" as soon as I got out of the shower in a towel.
"WHO IS IT?" I called back to Pan.
"DARLENE!!!"
"WHO?!?!?!"
"DARLENE! FROM CAPSULE CORP!"
"Oh my god!" I yelled and scurried in my room to pick up.
'Act cool, stay calm' I repeated to myself as I lifted the phone from the receiver.
"Hello?" I said calmly.
"Hi, this is Darlene from C.C., calling about your job interview," She informed.
"Uh huh..." I told her, wanting to hear more as I threw some clothes on.
"You got the job." She told me.
"I got the job?!?!" I asked, excited and amazed at the same time.
"Yes...."
"Oh my god!" [HERE IT COMES!!!!! MY 2ND SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR!!!]
"Eh heh..."
"Oh my god!"
"When can you start?"
"Oh my god!"
"Uh... Hello?"
"Oh my god!"
"I'm hanging up..."
"Oh my god!"
"God damnit!"
"Oh my god!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Oh my god!"
"Bitch...?" [ooo my favorite word!!!! BITCH!!!]
"Oh my god!"
"Miss Suzuki....?"
"OH my god!"
"Um... Alex?"
"Huh, what?"
"When can you start?"
"Anytime!"
"Great! Come tomorrow at 11 am,"
"Ok, I'll be there!"
"Oh goody!" [Darlene sounds like a retard, doesn't she? ...She is...]
"Ja!"
"Ja," she said last and we both hung up.
Glowing with joy, I went to go annoy Pan about her love life or something of the sort.
"What was uTHAT/u all about?" She asked.
"Oh, nothing..." I lied, pretending it was no big deal
"Hm?" She cocked her eyebrow
"I just got the job at C.C..."
"That's great!"
"Yeah..."
"Uh huh..."
"AND YANNO WHAT?!?!"
"Huh..."
"I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD THAT I'M GONNA TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE SPECIAL!"
"Food?" Pan's eyes lit up hopefully, I could tell she didn't wanna go where I wanted to take her...
"THE MALL!!!!!!!!" I said, knowing that it would bug the hell outta her.
"The mall... there's food at the mall... we're going to eat at the mall, and nothing else, right?!?!" She panicked.
"Well, sure we'll get food but also SHOPPING!!!!" I nagged, "Come on, get dressed!"
Pan groaned as she got up and walked to her room to change.
I smirked, this was gonna be a FUUUUUUNNNNNNN day...
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***Pan***
Shopping was like hell. I ended up buying like five different outfits for when we go to 'clubs'... like THAT'S gonna happen...
We DID meet this guy... I think his name was.... uh... Scott [SCOTT!!! JUST FOR KICKS!!! Teeheehee SCOTT! Mr. Carfae! Ooo and John R, you can't forget him! Orange, yellow... *shudder* yearbook pic... lol.... if ya dunno, dun ask.]
I forgot what we were doing and how we met, but I know we did meet, if that helps any... so my memory ain't as great as yours... gimme a break!!!
Anyway, Scott... he seemed like a pretty decent and nice guy. Plus I think this brown haired, gray-eyed 'heartbreaker' has the hots for Alex! Ooo! Sexy girlfriend!!! [Sorry couldn't help it... Tammy you know what I mean... and you too Lisa, even though I doubt you're reading this... no not the shirt...]
How would I know you ask? Well I may not know a lot about this kinda stuff, but here are the signs:
Stuttering
'Signals'
Smiling and winking [*shudder*]
Looking at Alex for long periods of tie
Dazed
Overly nice
Exchanged numbers and said 'maybe we can get together sometime' [*hint hint*]
And so much more!
*sigh* Ahh, young love!
Wait a minute... what the HELL am I saying?!?! I've gone nuts...
***Alex***
Oh my god! Shopping was SOOOOO fun! I bet Pan had a BLAST! Heh heh heh... ¬.¬
We met this really cute and nice guy named Scott. [Scott... lol] He has brown hair and gray eyes, and well, enough about his looks.
I swear he has a thing for me! Not to brag or anything, but he kept winking and smiling and flashing me weird looks...
Anyway... I picked out five outfits for Pan... we are DEFINETELY gonna go to clubs NOW! The guys'll be all over her!!! I think that's what scares her... oh well... ^^
Did I mention Scott gave me his number?!?! Don't worry, I have him mine too...
I know I switch subjects too often... Lay off...!
***Pan***
I woke up to Alex's yells and fumbling around.
"I'M GONNA BE LATE!" she yelled as she burst into my room.
She's NEVER late.
"QUICK! I NEED TO BORROW AN OUTFIT! ALL MY GOOD ONES ARE IN THE WASH!" She said while rummaging through my closet. She was practically tearing it apart, "THANKS!" She yelled while rushing back to her room to change. [I somehow typed 'TANK' instead of 'THANKS' before re-reading this.... imagine that...]
"You're welcome..." I said long after she sped out and slammed the door.
Guess I better get showered and dressed.
I got to the bathroom, slid off my bra and panties, [HOLY SHIT!!! I just used the word 'panties'! What is this insane world coming to?!?!] and hopped into the already running shower.
***Alex***
I heard Pan honk the horn as I dashed out the front door. I then realized that I forgot my purse, as in bag with very important belongings in it. Forgetting Pan was there, I frantically tried to open the door, only finding it locked.
I cursed under my breath and tried to think of what to do... Bingo...
[3RD SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR! COMING UP...]
I banged, I yelled, I screamed, I knocked, I fiddled with the knob, and peed in my skirt, but still the door would NOT budge... [(3RD SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR! RIGHT THERE!!!! Peed in my skirt... Whoa-ho THAT'S A GOOD ONE! *slaps herself*]
I could just imagine Pan behind me laughing her ass off. Her face red as a tomato, her eyes watering with 'tears of joy' and keeling over, holding her stomach, trying to prevent herself from exploding
***Pan***
I almost choked on my spit as I burst out laughing watching Alex try to open the door.
I could just imagine myself: Face red, teary eyed, and grasping my stomach, trying to breathe.
***Alex***
That's when I remembered, Pan was there with the car running. And if the car was running, there had to be a key in the ignition. And if there was a key in the ignition, it had to be the key to the car. And if it was the key to the car, it had to be attached to the one and only key chain. And if it was the one and only key chain, it had to be attached to the apartment key. And if it were attached to the apartment key, then I could open the door. And if I could open the door, I could get my purse. And if I could get my purse, we could go already. And if we could go already, I wouldn't be late.
By the time I had thought of all this, I t was too late. Still laughing, Pan held up the key chain and choked out a few barely understandable words, "I had the keys all along, yanno!"
"I know," I grumbled and snatched the key chain out of her weak-with- laughter hand. I unlocked the door and stepped inside. I grabbed my bag and zoomed out the door.
"Aren'tcha gonna wipe that up?" Pan asked trying not to laugh, referring to the pee.
"Shut up!" I smacked her upside the head and went inside to grab another skirt.
***Pan***
God Alex can be SO hilarious sometimes! After she changed into another skirt, we were off.
"So, Panny... you're going to that job interview for the zine thing TODAY, right?" She hinted.
"I don't plan to..." I told her.
"Pan! It's the last day! And you'll regret not going!!!!"
"Now why would I regret it..."
"No job, no moolah..."
"No thanks... it's ok..."
We pulled up to the front of Capsule Corp.
"Alright, you're loss..." She said as she got out of the car and pushed open the huge glass doors, that towered over her petite figure.
I knew she was right. I needed a job to support myself, and especially after buying five frickin outfits yesterday.
I sighed as I saw the zine office ahead of me. I pulled up and parked. Good. The uncolorful, dull 'help wanted' sign was still up.
***Alex***
As soon as I got in the building, a familiar face came rushing towards me. I tried to match her face with her identity. Then I got it. It was the woman that interviewed me about a week ago. I'm guessing she was Darlene.
"Hi! You must be Alex! I'm Darlene, the person you talked on the phone with," Darlene said cheerfully and shook my hand.
"Yeah," I said.
"Today I'll be showing you the basics about being the president's secretary, and giving you a tour around C.C." She informed
"Okay." I replied, not knowing what to say.
"Shall we begin?" She started walking ahead and I followed.
***Pan***
"You're hired." The manager boss guy said
"What? Just like that?" I said, amazed
"Sure!"
"When do I start?"
"Right now! If that's ok,"
"That's great!"
***Alex***
Showing the basics, sped by pretty quickly. Now it was time for the tour.
Just as we were walking away from the 'president's office', he came out.
"Hey Darlene, has my new secretary arrived yet?" He asked Darlene.
"Yes, in fact. She's right here," She said in a weird husky voice, laying her hand on my shoulder. You could tell she was totally into this guy. But then again, who wouldn't be... soft lavender hair, ocean blue eyes, and a charming smile, "Her name's Alex Suzuki,"
"Hi, Miss Suzuki, I'm Trunks Briefs, President of Capsule Corp." He introduced while holding out his hand to shake
"Alex." I shook his hand.
"Hey listen, Darlene. Since it's my day off, why don't I show Alex around, you do your stuff," Trunks said with a smirk.
"Uh... ok..." I heard a stab of jealousy in Darlene's voice.
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A/N: BWAHAHAHHA! FINALLY I AM DONE WITH THE SECOND CHAPTER!! I decided 8 pages was enough so I just ended it... right there... I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CUT OFF!!! Arg... lol L*P, your fight with Dani is hilarious. The dialogue is funny... hhehee it's cheesy though... *cowers* no offence... anyway... I just wanna post this so D*P*P will stop calling me a certain something... and KUN IS BETTER. Please r/r!!!!
oh and dpp... kun is better!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ... then again... who does...
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"Yeah." Alex cowered again, "Hey but I heard about a job opening at the place where they make the magazine thing."
"Oh wow really. how great." I said sarcastically
"Go interview tomorrow." Alex suggested
"No way in hell!" I said.
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+--Chapter 2--+
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One Week Later...
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***Pan***
I got up lazily from the couch, where I was watching TV to answer the phone, which was ringing annoyingly.
"Moshi moshi" I said in a dull voice.
"Helloouo/u!" a cheerful, commercial-like voice replied.
"Eh, no... we DON'T have any broken windshields," I replied, assuming it was a windshield salesman. [(------------ LOOK!!! MY 1ST SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!]
"Actually, this is Darlene calling on behalf of Capsule Corp., I'm looking for an 'Alex Suzuki'?" She corrected.
"Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were one of those windshield salesmen..." I apologized, "Hold on, I'll go get her,"
"It's fine. Alrighty then!" Darlene said.
I muffled the phone and yelled, "ALEX, PHONE!"
***Alex***
I heard Pan yell, "ALEX, PHONE!" as soon as I got out of the shower in a towel.
"WHO IS IT?" I called back to Pan.
"DARLENE!!!"
"WHO?!?!?!"
"DARLENE! FROM CAPSULE CORP!"
"Oh my god!" I yelled and scurried in my room to pick up.
'Act cool, stay calm' I repeated to myself as I lifted the phone from the receiver.
"Hello?" I said calmly.
"Hi, this is Darlene from C.C., calling about your job interview," She informed.
"Uh huh..." I told her, wanting to hear more as I threw some clothes on.
"You got the job." She told me.
"I got the job?!?!" I asked, excited and amazed at the same time.
"Yes...."
"Oh my god!" [HERE IT COMES!!!!! MY 2ND SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR!!!]
"Eh heh..."
"Oh my god!"
"When can you start?"
"Oh my god!"
"Uh... Hello?"
"Oh my god!"
"I'm hanging up..."
"Oh my god!"
"God damnit!"
"Oh my god!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Oh my god!"
"Bitch...?" [ooo my favorite word!!!! BITCH!!!]
"Oh my god!"
"Miss Suzuki....?"
"OH my god!"
"Um... Alex?"
"Huh, what?"
"When can you start?"
"Anytime!"
"Great! Come tomorrow at 11 am,"
"Ok, I'll be there!"
"Oh goody!" [Darlene sounds like a retard, doesn't she? ...She is...]
"Ja!"
"Ja," she said last and we both hung up.
Glowing with joy, I went to go annoy Pan about her love life or something of the sort.
"What was uTHAT/u all about?" She asked.
"Oh, nothing..." I lied, pretending it was no big deal
"Hm?" She cocked her eyebrow
"I just got the job at C.C..."
"That's great!"
"Yeah..."
"Uh huh..."
"AND YANNO WHAT?!?!"
"Huh..."
"I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD THAT I'M GONNA TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE SPECIAL!"
"Food?" Pan's eyes lit up hopefully, I could tell she didn't wanna go where I wanted to take her...
"THE MALL!!!!!!!!" I said, knowing that it would bug the hell outta her.
"The mall... there's food at the mall... we're going to eat at the mall, and nothing else, right?!?!" She panicked.
"Well, sure we'll get food but also SHOPPING!!!!" I nagged, "Come on, get dressed!"
Pan groaned as she got up and walked to her room to change.
I smirked, this was gonna be a FUUUUUUNNNNNNN day...
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***Pan***
Shopping was like hell. I ended up buying like five different outfits for when we go to 'clubs'... like THAT'S gonna happen...
We DID meet this guy... I think his name was.... uh... Scott [SCOTT!!! JUST FOR KICKS!!! Teeheehee SCOTT! Mr. Carfae! Ooo and John R, you can't forget him! Orange, yellow... *shudder* yearbook pic... lol.... if ya dunno, dun ask.]
I forgot what we were doing and how we met, but I know we did meet, if that helps any... so my memory ain't as great as yours... gimme a break!!!
Anyway, Scott... he seemed like a pretty decent and nice guy. Plus I think this brown haired, gray-eyed 'heartbreaker' has the hots for Alex! Ooo! Sexy girlfriend!!! [Sorry couldn't help it... Tammy you know what I mean... and you too Lisa, even though I doubt you're reading this... no not the shirt...]
How would I know you ask? Well I may not know a lot about this kinda stuff, but here are the signs:
Stuttering
'Signals'
Smiling and winking [*shudder*]
Looking at Alex for long periods of tie
Dazed
Overly nice
Exchanged numbers and said 'maybe we can get together sometime' [*hint hint*]
And so much more!
*sigh* Ahh, young love!
Wait a minute... what the HELL am I saying?!?! I've gone nuts...
***Alex***
Oh my god! Shopping was SOOOOO fun! I bet Pan had a BLAST! Heh heh heh... ¬.¬
We met this really cute and nice guy named Scott. [Scott... lol] He has brown hair and gray eyes, and well, enough about his looks.
I swear he has a thing for me! Not to brag or anything, but he kept winking and smiling and flashing me weird looks...
Anyway... I picked out five outfits for Pan... we are DEFINETELY gonna go to clubs NOW! The guys'll be all over her!!! I think that's what scares her... oh well... ^^
Did I mention Scott gave me his number?!?! Don't worry, I have him mine too...
I know I switch subjects too often... Lay off...!
***Pan***
I woke up to Alex's yells and fumbling around.
"I'M GONNA BE LATE!" she yelled as she burst into my room.
She's NEVER late.
"QUICK! I NEED TO BORROW AN OUTFIT! ALL MY GOOD ONES ARE IN THE WASH!" She said while rummaging through my closet. She was practically tearing it apart, "THANKS!" She yelled while rushing back to her room to change. [I somehow typed 'TANK' instead of 'THANKS' before re-reading this.... imagine that...]
"You're welcome..." I said long after she sped out and slammed the door.
Guess I better get showered and dressed.
I got to the bathroom, slid off my bra and panties, [HOLY SHIT!!! I just used the word 'panties'! What is this insane world coming to?!?!] and hopped into the already running shower.
***Alex***
I heard Pan honk the horn as I dashed out the front door. I then realized that I forgot my purse, as in bag with very important belongings in it. Forgetting Pan was there, I frantically tried to open the door, only finding it locked.
I cursed under my breath and tried to think of what to do... Bingo...
[3RD SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR! COMING UP...]
I banged, I yelled, I screamed, I knocked, I fiddled with the knob, and peed in my skirt, but still the door would NOT budge... [(3RD SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR! RIGHT THERE!!!! Peed in my skirt... Whoa-ho THAT'S A GOOD ONE! *slaps herself*]
I could just imagine Pan behind me laughing her ass off. Her face red as a tomato, her eyes watering with 'tears of joy' and keeling over, holding her stomach, trying to prevent herself from exploding
***Pan***
I almost choked on my spit as I burst out laughing watching Alex try to open the door.
I could just imagine myself: Face red, teary eyed, and grasping my stomach, trying to breathe.
***Alex***
That's when I remembered, Pan was there with the car running. And if the car was running, there had to be a key in the ignition. And if there was a key in the ignition, it had to be the key to the car. And if it was the key to the car, it had to be attached to the one and only key chain. And if it was the one and only key chain, it had to be attached to the apartment key. And if it were attached to the apartment key, then I could open the door. And if I could open the door, I could get my purse. And if I could get my purse, we could go already. And if we could go already, I wouldn't be late.
By the time I had thought of all this, I t was too late. Still laughing, Pan held up the key chain and choked out a few barely understandable words, "I had the keys all along, yanno!"
"I know," I grumbled and snatched the key chain out of her weak-with- laughter hand. I unlocked the door and stepped inside. I grabbed my bag and zoomed out the door.
"Aren'tcha gonna wipe that up?" Pan asked trying not to laugh, referring to the pee.
"Shut up!" I smacked her upside the head and went inside to grab another skirt.
***Pan***
God Alex can be SO hilarious sometimes! After she changed into another skirt, we were off.
"So, Panny... you're going to that job interview for the zine thing TODAY, right?" She hinted.
"I don't plan to..." I told her.
"Pan! It's the last day! And you'll regret not going!!!!"
"Now why would I regret it..."
"No job, no moolah..."
"No thanks... it's ok..."
We pulled up to the front of Capsule Corp.
"Alright, you're loss..." She said as she got out of the car and pushed open the huge glass doors, that towered over her petite figure.
I knew she was right. I needed a job to support myself, and especially after buying five frickin outfits yesterday.
I sighed as I saw the zine office ahead of me. I pulled up and parked. Good. The uncolorful, dull 'help wanted' sign was still up.
***Alex***
As soon as I got in the building, a familiar face came rushing towards me. I tried to match her face with her identity. Then I got it. It was the woman that interviewed me about a week ago. I'm guessing she was Darlene.
"Hi! You must be Alex! I'm Darlene, the person you talked on the phone with," Darlene said cheerfully and shook my hand.
"Yeah," I said.
"Today I'll be showing you the basics about being the president's secretary, and giving you a tour around C.C." She informed
"Okay." I replied, not knowing what to say.
"Shall we begin?" She started walking ahead and I followed.
***Pan***
"You're hired." The manager boss guy said
"What? Just like that?" I said, amazed
"Sure!"
"When do I start?"
"Right now! If that's ok,"
"That's great!"
***Alex***
Showing the basics, sped by pretty quickly. Now it was time for the tour.
Just as we were walking away from the 'president's office', he came out.
"Hey Darlene, has my new secretary arrived yet?" He asked Darlene.
"Yes, in fact. She's right here," She said in a weird husky voice, laying her hand on my shoulder. You could tell she was totally into this guy. But then again, who wouldn't be... soft lavender hair, ocean blue eyes, and a charming smile, "Her name's Alex Suzuki,"
"Hi, Miss Suzuki, I'm Trunks Briefs, President of Capsule Corp." He introduced while holding out his hand to shake
"Alex." I shook his hand.
"Hey listen, Darlene. Since it's my day off, why don't I show Alex around, you do your stuff," Trunks said with a smirk.
"Uh... ok..." I heard a stab of jealousy in Darlene's voice.
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A/N: BWAHAHAHHA! FINALLY I AM DONE WITH THE SECOND CHAPTER!! I decided 8 pages was enough so I just ended it... right there... I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CUT OFF!!! Arg... lol L*P, your fight with Dani is hilarious. The dialogue is funny... hhehee it's cheesy though... *cowers* no offence... anyway... I just wanna post this so D*P*P will stop calling me a certain something... and KUN IS BETTER. Please r/r!!!!