Kari: *Giggles at Emu's review* Hehe...you..mean..oh..man..Thats just priceless.
Crest: *Blinks* What?
Ken: I think she referring to the fact that you called the cat a he when she is a she.
Crest: *Shrugs* So. I was never told that she was a female, and by the way she acts I thought she was a guy.
Kari&Ken: *Burst out laughing*
Crest: *Sighs* Well come my mindless minions we have some mistakes to redo!

~*~*~*~*~*~

Cat sat was walki-limping down the hall towards the bathroom to get the first aid kit.

Who knew a 2 year old could kick so hard.

Well anyways, he was walking down the hall. When he noticed that the floor was wet. Following the wet carpet he came to the bathroom door. Where, inside, he heard little voices talking.

~*Inside Bathroom*~

A little red head was jumping up and down.

"Come on Guys! Lets Mr. Ducky use the whirly toy!" The girl said as she threw the rubber duck into the toilet, and watched it go round and round.

"Wow watching this makes you sick!" A girl with Strawberry blonde hair said as she feel onto the wet floor waiting for the room to stop spinning.

"Guys! Stop that! I'm allergic to water!" A boy with glasses said as he took a roll of toilet paper and shoved it into the toilet to stop the water, thus only making the already clogged toilet worse.

Suddenly there was a pop, and all of the kids turned towards the white giant monster thing with the silver shiny handle.

"Uh-oh!" Tai turned towards Matt and Matt turned towards Tai.

"She's going down captain!" The five year old Matt said as he looked towards his friend. "What shall wes do!?"

"Take cover me matey!" Tai said as he grabbed Sora's hand dived into the bath tub.

Matt grabbed Mimi and dove next to Tai in the bath tub.

There were a few more pops, and then the bathroom door opened to reveal N*Sync jumping up and saying pop!

Okay not really infact the door opened up to reveal Cat.

There was another pop, and soon there was a kaboom and before you know it the kitty/it/human was covered in icky toilet water. (Crest: *Whistles innocently*)

But not only was it icky toilet water, it was cursed icky toilet water so that when ever Cat got wet it would turn into a Human girl with BLACK TAN
AND VERY LITTLE WHITE! colored hair.

Tai, Sora, Matt, and Mimi all peeked their heads over the bath tub edge and winced as they saw steam coming out from the now female cat person's ears.

"We're 'n trouble." They all said.

"YOU LITTLE EVIL STUPID BRATS!" A voice who sounded alot like a PMSing Bulma, hollered.

Tai and Matt jumped out of the bath tub and started bowing up and down in front of the FEMALE Cat person.

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" They both said as they cried.

Cat humphed and crossed her arms. "At least I get shown a little respect!" She said as felt someone poking her leg, and them typing.

"Prodigious!" A kawaii voice said as Cat looked down to see a 5 year old Izzy typing on his laptop. Stopping every once in awhile to poke Cat.

"Would you please STOP poking me!" Cat hollered as she picked the boy up by his shirt collar and brought him up to eye level.

"Uh...Konichiwa?" He said smiling.

"Konichiwa indeed." Cat said as she hung the cute little boy on the clothes hanger on the back of the bathroom door.

"Hey! You cant do this! Its against the law!" Izzy screamed as he hit Cat with his all mighty pine-apple laptop.

"Hey! You lets Izzy go!" Mimi said as she kicked Cat in the shin.

"BANG-A-RANG!" Matt hollered as he jumped onto Cat's waist holding on tightly.

"Bang-A-Rang!" Tai and Sora echoed as they also found weapons of torture.

Sora stuck the plunger onto Cats butt, while Tai threw magazines at the women.

"ALRIGHT I HAVE HAD IT! ITS TIME FOR PAYBACK!!!!!" Cat hollered as the digidestined scrammed, Cat followed after them, leaving poor Izzy all alone stuck on the back of the bathroom door.

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Tai and Sora ran towards a room, they ran in, and slammed the door.

Matt, Mimi, and Joe to refuge behind the couch.

"I AM THE ALMIGHTY CAT WOMEN!!! YOU ALL SHALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!" A shrill voice that I could swear was related to Relena screeched as the whole house shook.

"Okay Joe what's should we alls do?" Mimi asked as she looked at the blue haired 6 year old.

"I don't know! How about we all go to the kitchen and go from there?" He suggested as he cleaned of his glasses.

"Sound fine by mes." Matt said as he peeked up from the couch.

"Coasts clear." With that the three ran to the kitchen.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Tai looked around the room and saw a crib with a one year old in it, and 2 three year olds and 1 four year old.

"An army." Tai said as he looked at the two three year olds.

"You twos! Go and find something to use as weapons. Yous with the glasses and bandana thingy. Go and finds some string, and a Blues Clues Plushie. Sora, me and yous are going out for some armor!" Tai said as he watched the two three year old stand up and rush towards the two box. And the girl with glasses headed towards the closet.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Cat was sitting in a dark and dreary basement laughing evil as clanking sounds were made. "I will have my revenge on those little Digi-Destined brats! They will pay for my humiliation!"
~*~*~*~*~*~

Crest: Dun.Dun.Dunn!
Kari: Wow.. This story is really starting to suck!
Ken: Cant disagree with you there. ^_^
Crest; No! You've turned Ken against me you evil britch!
Kari: Britch?
Crest: *Shrugs* I cant cuss. Little kids ya know?
Kari: Oh!