Disclaimer: I do not own beyblade…or its characters*cries heart out* its sooooo sad. Oh well, disclaimer said and done, so don't get mad at me.
Kai and Raye go on a trip…in the car…around the block. Rated for humor and stupitity.
The Car Ride
"Kai?"
"Yes Raye?"
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
~~~TWO MINTUES LATER~~~
"Kai?"
"Yes Raye?"
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
~~~SEVERAL SECONDS LATER~~~
"Kai?"
"No Raye. We are NOT there yet."
"Kai? I have to go to the washroom."
Kai growled. "Can you hold it we're almost home?"
"No… Kai!" Raye whined.
Kai pulled over the car. "Ok hurry up. Don't let anyone see you."
"Ok." Raye got out, unzipped his pants and went pee in a bush. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"
"EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN BUT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP PEEING ON MY BUSHES!" a young lady screamed.
Raye did his pants up as he made a dash for the car. "Hey Kai, I think that we are in BIG trouble."
"No shit Moran and it's all your fault." Kai pulled the car away from the curb and drove really fast all the way home.
~~~THE NEXT WEEK~~~
"Kai?"
"Yes Raye?"
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
~~~ Owari ~~~
I know its stupid but it's so funny. Review please.