by Dib's Stalker
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Author's Note: I found this on my Angelfire account (where I write my fics on my Dreamcast, can't use Geocities 'cause of cookies. X.x) and thought I'd post it. Hints of slash... or something. I don't know, nobody will prolly read this anyway 'cause they have a thing against my self insertions. XD lol.
Who READS this crap anyway?! (Inside joke, read Invaders of Wal Mart!)
If anybody IS reading this, could you suggest a better title for this fic? 'Cause it's all... sucky.
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It was a perfect day in the neighborhood of... uhm... where ever our hero/the
insane Irken/the more insane girl lives! Yes. But actually, it's not so perfect.
It's really a horrible, gloomy day. Rain, rain everywhere. Now we see Zim
running down the street, screaming and sizzling. Whoopsies, somebody forgot
their paste!
Zim screamed somemore and, practically blinded with pain at this point, ran
right into a girl who was walking down the streets. He then blacked out, leaving
the teenager to stare at him. She looked around, blinked, then picked him up and
carried him to her home.
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"Wha... ?" Zim moaned, opening his eyes. He hissed, the light above
blinding him. "Oh, sorry." the girl said, before removing the flash
light from infront of his face. She let out an insane giggle. Zim instantly
jumped up when the fact that the girl was there registered in his possibly very
tiny brain.
"Eh! Where am I?!" he shrieked, pulling the blanket that was over him
up to his chin. The teenage girl cackled for a minute, before blinking.
"Oh... oh yeah. You're at..." dramatic pause, "MY HOUSE!!!"
She began cackling again.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Zim screamed, pushing himself up to the back of the
couch he was on. He was rather afraid at this point. The seemingly crazy girl
opened one eye to look at Zim, she then ceased her cackling. "Oh... yeah,
sorry, habit. I found you outside and you seemed kinda... uhm... wounded? What's
your name anyway? AND WHY IS YOUR SKIN GREEN?! It's so, so... SO GREEN!"
she exclaimed.
"Eh? Oh... I AM A PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN WORMBABY!" the nutso alien
yelled. "I have a skin condition!" The girl blinked. "Then why do
you have no nose or ears?" Zim shrugged. "Also part of the condition?
... I LOVE EARTH!" She rose an eyebrow. "Okay then..."
A moment of silence. "OH! Oh! Oh yeah!!! I almost forgot... I AM THE SPAWN
OF SATAN, THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL! THE BRINGER OF THE END OF THE WORLD!!! I am...
REMY!" Zim stared at her, wide eyed. "But you can just call me
Remee." Remy shrugged. Zim nodded, still afraid of the human.
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Dib dashed down the street, sheltering himself from the rain using his
trenchcoat. 'I knew I saw Zim come this way...' he thought to himself. Just
then, a door swung open and the Irken ran outside, screaming. "LEAVE ME
ALONE!!! NO! NO! NO!!!" He then noticed, after a moment of sizzling, that
it was still raining. "NO! NO! NO!" he screamed again, running back
inside.
The paranormal investigator raised an eyebrow, before going up to the house and
knocking on the door frame. He then peered in, and just then that insane little
alien clinged to him. "GET HER AWAY!!!" he shouted, hugging the other
boy tighter. Just about when Dib, who was blushing like a mad man, was about to
shove Zim off, Remee ran into the room. "ZIMMY! ZIMMY! ZIMMY! COME PLAY
WITH ME!!!"
Just the sight of this girl frightened Dib, even though he had never seen her
before. He screamed and wrapped his trenchcoat around Zim, proceeding to run.
Very, very far away.
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Ending Note: To be continued! ... Mebbe.