Meeting the Insane
by Dib's Stalker
http://www.holly-cat.com/zadrfix/
(My site's down, so go to that one instead. O.o)
Author's Note: FINALLY! A new chapter... uhm... short, but yeah. You know... I shall explain my disappearance from fanfiction in a chapter of another fanfiction because not many read this one... *scratches the back of her head*
On with the fanfiction!
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It was Monday now and the weekend was over which, with much to Zim's disguist, meant going back to skool. He sat there as he tapped his claws on the desk, listening to Miss Bitters go on about doom and impatiently waiting to get back to his base. Just as he was thinking over his new plan for world conquest, Miss Bitters finally shut up about the doom and had begun to speak.
"I almost forgot to mention... I'd like to introduce all of you horribly doomed children to your new classmate..."
Zim's eyes almost popped out of their sockets as the girl he met yesterday walked up to the front of the class and grinned insanely. Miss Bitters cleared her throat, "This is Remy. Now go take your seat, you poor doomed child!"
She nodded and went back a little ways, sitting down at the desk next to Dib's. Speaking of the paranormal investigator, he was asleep and drooling on his desk. As Bitters returned to her doom speech, Remee blinked at the black haired boy and took out a pencil, poking him with it. He stirred a bit, and she poked him again.
Dib opened one eye, then sat up and wiped his mouth with an afterwards yawn. He then looked over at Remy. Three, two...
"WHAT THE HELL?!" he shouted as it finally registered in his brain who exactly he was looking at. Everybody turned to stare at him. "Uhm... heh." he squeaked as he sank back into his seat. If Miss Bitters had noticed, he probably would have gotten detention. But, she didn't notice. Why? Because it's my story and that's not part of the plot, so shut yer pie hole!
For the next half an hour, Remy stared at Dib, occasionally giggling insanely which really... scared Dib. It scared him a lot infact. After seemingly much too long, the skool bell finally rang. Both Zim and Dib got out of their seats and rushed to the door, and they both tried to get out at the same time and got stuck in the process.
"HEY!! Let me through, miserable stinkbe- OW! That's my face you know!!!" he shouted as Dib elbowed him. "Oh shut up you stupid alien!!!" They both struggled until they fell out of the door and on top of each other. They looked at one another, "eep"ed, got up and ran towards the door.
Remy walked out of the classroom just in time to see them bolt through the door. She frowned and yelled "Wait up for me!!!", running after the two boys.
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Ending Note: I shall write more later. I promise... no, seriously. e.e
by Dib's Stalker
http://www.holly-cat.com/zadrfix/
(My site's down, so go to that one instead. O.o)
Author's Note: FINALLY! A new chapter... uhm... short, but yeah. You know... I shall explain my disappearance from fanfiction in a chapter of another fanfiction because not many read this one... *scratches the back of her head*
On with the fanfiction!
- - - - - -
It was Monday now and the weekend was over which, with much to Zim's disguist, meant going back to skool. He sat there as he tapped his claws on the desk, listening to Miss Bitters go on about doom and impatiently waiting to get back to his base. Just as he was thinking over his new plan for world conquest, Miss Bitters finally shut up about the doom and had begun to speak.
"I almost forgot to mention... I'd like to introduce all of you horribly doomed children to your new classmate..."
Zim's eyes almost popped out of their sockets as the girl he met yesterday walked up to the front of the class and grinned insanely. Miss Bitters cleared her throat, "This is Remy. Now go take your seat, you poor doomed child!"
She nodded and went back a little ways, sitting down at the desk next to Dib's. Speaking of the paranormal investigator, he was asleep and drooling on his desk. As Bitters returned to her doom speech, Remee blinked at the black haired boy and took out a pencil, poking him with it. He stirred a bit, and she poked him again.
Dib opened one eye, then sat up and wiped his mouth with an afterwards yawn. He then looked over at Remy. Three, two...
"WHAT THE HELL?!" he shouted as it finally registered in his brain who exactly he was looking at. Everybody turned to stare at him. "Uhm... heh." he squeaked as he sank back into his seat. If Miss Bitters had noticed, he probably would have gotten detention. But, she didn't notice. Why? Because it's my story and that's not part of the plot, so shut yer pie hole!
For the next half an hour, Remy stared at Dib, occasionally giggling insanely which really... scared Dib. It scared him a lot infact. After seemingly much too long, the skool bell finally rang. Both Zim and Dib got out of their seats and rushed to the door, and they both tried to get out at the same time and got stuck in the process.
"HEY!! Let me through, miserable stinkbe- OW! That's my face you know!!!" he shouted as Dib elbowed him. "Oh shut up you stupid alien!!!" They both struggled until they fell out of the door and on top of each other. They looked at one another, "eep"ed, got up and ran towards the door.
Remy walked out of the classroom just in time to see them bolt through the door. She frowned and yelled "Wait up for me!!!", running after the two boys.
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Ending Note: I shall write more later. I promise... no, seriously. e.e