I would like to thank all of you who gave me reviews. This is by the way my first humor related Lord of the Rings fic. I do have a tendency to get a little carried away.

Disclaimer : Duh, I don't own them, however I do own *Binky.* On with the story.

Legolas' Blankie Adventure

Part 2

The next morning Legolas woke up early. He made sure to do that so he could hide his little secret (Author – "Not a secret anymore hehe!") from everyone. Slowly everyone awoke from their restful sleep. Aragorn was the last to rise.

Everybody was working to get everything ready. It was going to be a long trek. The ring had to go to Mordor and they were barely even a third of the way done. Now they had to back track and the road was quite treacherous. Today was no different. Except for the relentless giggling from Aragorn.

"And everybody says that I'm gay . . . At least I don't giggle like a love sick female. " Legolas mutter under his breath, as Aragorn's giggles got louder. Unfortunately Aragon didn't hear the comment. No he was thinking of the Legolas that was 'afraid of the dark so he needs a blankie.'

"You know what . . ." Aragorn walked in step with Legolas. Legolas just glared at him.

"What?" He spat out.

"I know you little secret." Aragorn whispered in his ear. Legolas looked at him fearfully, speechless (Author – "How I can't see Legolas not having a come back."). Aragon skipped over to Gimli and Boromir.

"At least I don't act GAY like you do. I can't see what Arwen sees in you anyway. She's way better looking, and I don't like her either. (Author – "Sorry Arwen fans.") Legolas muttered a little louder.

Gimli looked at his fellow friends trying to figure why Legolas lag behind instead of the front like always. He was about to speak when a screech was sounded.

"Those damn Orcs. Don't they have a life outside of annoying the crap out of us?" Aragorn yelled. He was pissed especially at a time like this.

In battle stances they awaited for the Orcs. Sure enough they came. It was a smaller bunch than usual, but they seem to have a clear-cut target – Legolas.

It took them a while to figure that out. By the time it was figured Legolas and bag were separated and being held hostage. Boromir noticed it first and sound the Horn of Gondor. Gimli and Aragorn soon showed up. They soon rescued a shaken Legolas. And found his pack ran sacked, but there. Legolas ran to his pack and search to see what was missing . . .

"Oh no . . ." Legolas whined. "This is not happening! This is not happening!" Tear began to form in his eyes.

"Legolas . . ." Aragorn stood next to him. He knew what was up and was sure that Legolas was not going to out right say what was wrong.

"Master Elf, what is wrong?" Gimli looked into his friend's eyes. He could not understand what had disappeared.

"It's gone. I need it. This is not happening." Legolas started to cry.

"Was something taken?" Pippen asked as the hobbits huddled together.

"Yeah," Aragorn spoke for Legolas and knew he was in for it later. "His little Blankie was stolen."

"Binky! Stupid Gay freak, binky!" Legolas sobbed.

"O-k-a-y, Binky he says," Aragorn looked at him "Binky?!"

TBC . . .

Will Legolas get his "Binky"? What do the Orcs want with it? Is Aragorn really GAY? Stay tuned . . .