Legolas' Blankie Adventure

Part 4

"I'm really tired" Merry whined.

"Me TOO!" Pippen joined.

"I have to pee! NOW!" Aragorn cried as he held his crotch, hoping it would help.

"I need to also." Boromir agreed. Gandalf was getting tired of the incessant whining from everyone. It seem every two to three minutes Aragorn or Boromir had to go to the bathroom, and the hobbit got tired too fast.

"Alright go do what you need to." Gandalf spoke annoyed with everyone. Gimli only grunted thanks as he sat. Aragorn and Boromir ran to the nearest rock or wall as fast as they could. Gandalf gently laid the sleeping Legolas on the ground. Legolas stirred and opened his eyes. The darkness engulfed his vision. He began to panic.

"Settle Master elf, you're safe in the walls of Moria." Gimli spoke softly not to startle Legolas. Legolas nodded groggily. His body wasn't fully awakened from his sleep.

"Ahh, Legolas . . . You're finally awake." Gandalf smiled. The fire glowed behind him. Light seemed to comfort Legolas better. He stood up. Aragorn walked next to Legolas and sat beside him.

"You okay?" Aragorn asked concerned for his friend.

"Yeah, I just wish I had binky. I miss it too much." Legolas stated sadly.

"Don't worry we'll get it back. Although I'm still trying to figure why the Orcs wanted it anyway . . ." Aragorn spoke his thoughts out loud. Legolas looked at him already knowing the answer.

"They want it because of my family, we're a long line of mages. Magic is thick in our blood, so I'm in a lot of trouble." Legolas looked into the fire as if it was the one who was analyzing his soul.

"This isn't good little one." Gandalf stated. Legolas looked up with tears in his eyes.

"I'm sorry . . ." He sobbed. Aragorn grabbed Legolas and glared at Gandalf.

"Good going. I may want him for a boyfriend, but that doesn't give you the right to do that 'you're dead so accept you're fate' crap." Aragorn stern face asked Gandalf to mess with him.

"You ADMIT it. You are GAY!" Gimli half yelled half laughed. Aragorn cheeks flushed to a deep red. Boromir huffed and turned his back. Aragorn noticed it. He got up away from Gimli who was laugh so loud that it could be thought to be a demon.

"Boromir . . . What is it dear friend?" Aragorn asked.

"Some friend, What if I wanted a boyfriend. All you want is that stupid elf." Boromir pouted.

"I'M NOT STUPID!" Legolas yelled.

"So does that mean you want me? You love me?" Aragorn hoped.

"Yes I want you. Love, don't know." Boromir was confused more now than ever. What was Aragorn getting at?

"Want to fuck?" Aragorn had a glint in his eyes, a glint that was of a horny teenager.

"Yeah!" Boromir grabbed Aragorn and hid. Leaving Legolas, Gandalf, Gimli, Merry, Frodo, and Sam wondering. (Pippen is already passed out.) Sam and Frodo looked at each other and they too disappeared.

"See I'm not GAY!" Legolas squeaked as he quickly stood up and pointed. (Author – "Me thinks he's just a tad to hyper.")

"We never said you WERE! Now sit back down!" Gimli yelled.

TBC . . .