"This.." muttered InuYasha to his brother. "Is pure torture. And don't look at me like that! You're the guilty one!" Sesshomaru growled deeply at him, narrowing his eyes down slightly. "Grrff..rawrf!" Inu looked towards the sky. "Maybe I HALF suggested to race. Not my fault you're so destructive!" Kagome didn't turn around until it was too late, hearing the snarls that suggested the two were in another arguement. Inu, on the other hand, didn't turn around until it was too late for the "SIT SIT SIIIIIIIT!!!!" that drowned out their protests and denials. Both of them crashed into the cement simultaneously with a sickening, bone breaking crack. Kagome winced and looked down into the large dent in the pavement. Sesshomaru, as soon as the spell wore off, leapt for her throat.
1 minute later....
Kagome frowned disapprovingly at the shaking dog, now lying in a trench shown by the zigzagging cracks splitting the sidewalk on all sides. "Well well well!" InuYasha laughed, hands on his hips and apparently enjoying his brother's discomfort. "The Great Sesshomaru has been defeated with a single command, s-" "SIT!" CRUNCH! Sesshomaru snickered silently to himself. Inu whined up at her. "Why do you have to be so tortureous?"
All three of them trudged along quietly. Kagome was in the lead, fuming over her luck to be stuck with two stubborn demons. InuYasha was standing beside Sesshomaru, unable to talk for the pain of it. If it was his choice, Kagome would be screaming for him to stop swearing as his claws closed around her throat. Sesshomaru was wordless because of losing his dignity if he laughed out loud at InuYasha's misfortune to be paired with a girl like her, and the fact dogs couldn't exactly talk. Kagome twirled around suddenly to face them. "Are you ready?" she said, grinning slightly.
InuYasha peered over her shoulder. Something on that sign was troubling...oh yeah! A picture of a dog. Obviously it meant trouble. The brothers stood up straight suddenly, hearing barking. "There's someone in there.." whined Inu, pointing at the building. Kagome rolled her eyes as the "brave" hanyou clung to the back of her shirt, shivering. "Of course. There's alot of DOGS in there. And that's where you come in." Sesshomaru looked disgusted. These creature's called themselves dogs? What was that stupid noise they were making? A smart, brave, and proud one would keep their jaws shut. Kagome decided to lead them inside, taking in the fact other dog owners were staring at them strangely.
After a bit of trouble involving a very large dog demon and a very small door, they made it inside without a problem. Half of the dogs stared, dumbfounded, at the two new arrivals. A trainer made their way over. InuYasha decided she was either blind, or stupid. "Welcome to obedience school!" they were greeted. The trainer clucked her tongue and inspected the two brothers with amazingly beady eyes. "Nice and big." she murmured, jotting something down on a notebook. "What breed?" Kagome gave her a blank look. "De-.....dalmation." she stuttered quickly, almost losing her wits and considering there might be demon dogs in some obedience schools. That idea was quickly waved off. The girl jabbed InuYasha in the ear with a pen. "Odd ears for a dalmation. Sure this one isn't some other breed?" Kagome gulped, racing through a list of dog breeds in her mind. "Chihuahua." she decided quickly, not taking her eyes off the girl. The girl clucked again. "Very scrawny. What have you been feeding it?" InuYasha looked insulted. Not only was this half blind mortal abusing her power, but was calling him SCRAWNY too! He glanced at all the whimpering slave dogs and their owners, who kept calling orders in between gawking at his brother and himself. They were going to make him do THAT stuff? He wondered, staring at the dogs jumping hurdles and getting beat by sticks, following commands..pure, absolute, torture. Kagome paid the girl after a quick discussion of lessons, which were most likely marked wrong. And yet, this was only the beginning of the "fun."
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Mwuahaha...little does Inu know, the girl marked down all the right lessons. Its Kagome's fault what he's signed up for...tune in next week! (kidding, kidding. Its not gonna be a week)