Random Classmate and Lady Christina Strike Back!!!!!

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The Continuation....

Introduction: This is Chapter 2 of our story. You may remember Chapter 1, where we established the fact that Harry Potter is a crack-head and Malfoy is a brilliant main-character-of-a-genius. Run now. Run for your miserable life while you still can!! (Random Classmate sez: Unless your life isn't miserable. Then just run for your life. Lady Christina sez: Shut up! You're ruining the drama! Random Classmate sez: Sowry. Lady Christina sez: Hmph..... Don't let it happen again....)

The Actual Story-

"Idiot Boy!!" Draco yelled at his "servant."

Harry looked up from his Transfiguration homework, which closely resembled a goblet-shaped bird....or maybe a bird-shaped goblet?....Anyway: "Huh?"

"I want...a...cup...of...GROG!!"

"Huh?" Someone seemed to have left his conscious mind in the classroom today.

Rolling his eyes, Malfoy repeated himself. "I want...a...cup...of...GROG!!" Draco, believing that he had made a grave mistake in choosing Harry Pothead as his personal slave, again rolled his eyes, and got his own damn grog.

Professor Snape entered the Slytherin common room. He saw the infamous Harry Pothead sitting and chatting with his favorite pupil.

Snape, enraged, yelled to Harry, "STOP FLIRTING WITH PANSY PARKINSON!!"

"Huh...?" Harry looked over, idiotically as always.

Snape, respectively, shoved him out of the common room, then turned to stare angrily at Draco. "Why was that [insert the nastiest, most insulting name/word you can think of HERE] in MY common room?!?!?!"

Draco sat looking puzzled at his Potions professor. "B-but I thought this was the Slytherin common room....?"

Snape swiftly gave him a "nice hard smack" across the face. (Lady Christina sez: Someone is on crack today, RC. Random Classmate quietly raises her hand....and points at Lady Christina. Lady Christina holds up a mirror. "Hah!" and Random Classmate kicks her in the shin, causing her to drop her mirror."Hahaha!" Lady Christina sez: *feeeeeep* you, RC!!! Let's-- Random Classmate sez: Chrisi-teeny! Lady Christina sez: *feeeeeep* it!! Let's just get on with the *feeeep*ing fanfiction!)

Suddenly, Malfoy thought up a plan to keep his slave and give his father an opportunity to kill Harry Potter in the name of Lord Voldemort. "He's my sla--friend! And besides, Harry is in Slytherin."

Snape glared at him, trying to determine his level of honesty, and thinking to recall the list of students that he kept in his office. "Hmm.... Are you certain?"

Malfoy nodded. "Positive."

"Very well." The Professor sighed.

He opened the portal-thingy to let Harry back in, but alas! Harry had disappeared!

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End-o Chapter 2-o.