Things Couldn't Get Any Worse

By: Amanda and Delia

Part 2

Aliens were constantly landing and departing in the city of New York. Many of them passed legally through MIB HQ. Some with not so legal intentions…

Fatail was just such an alien. She watched the other agents from an unnoticed corner of HQ. She was the leader of a female gang back in Rizphil 7 and fed up with the lack of respect her gender got. Just what did a girl gang have to do to earn a little fear and recognition in the universe?!

Well, she was going to change the way her gang was thought of and the MIB was going to help her do it. Her gang would make a fortune selling the top secret information and technology that she'd be able to steal from this super secret organization. Being a shape shifter, she'd have an excellent advantage over their security precautions. All she'd have to do would be to single out a particular agent to get herself close enough to obtain the goods.

Her scanner skimmed across all the agents as they passed by. Many of them were stiff humans bent on saving the Earth, a waste of her time. She'd have to find a special patsy to fall victim to her brilliant plan. Someone like…him!

A new agent walked by staring at his partner as she went on about how anchovies originated from another planet and there was some big cover-up to make sure that no one found out. Her partner didn't seem to be paying as much attention to what she was saying as to what she looked like. What a pushover.

Better than that, he wasn't even a human! Her scanner showed that this agent was actually an alien in disguise. Perfect. "Well what do we have here? A JeeDangian parading around in a human suit? Looks like fair game to me." shifting into a JeeDangian form with short purple hair she stuffed her scanner back into her leather pouch and took off towards poor unsuspecting R.

"Sweetie!" she squealed happily and threw her arms around his neck, "So this is where you've disappeared to!"

"Huh?" R gasped as she planted a kiss on his cheek.

Delia shot R a suspicious glance, she'd never pictured him as a ladies' man.

"Ma'am, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone else. I've never met you before in my life!" R explained hastily as he pried her arms off him.

"Oh don't you dare think you can hide from me big boy." Fatail remarked slyly. "I can see right through that human disguise."

R was about to object but she snatched his mask away and hid it playfully behind her back, "There's my handsome JeeDangian hunk."

Delia couldn't stop herself from snickering as R tried to grab back his mask, "Looks like she knows you partner."

"That's right agent," Fatail continued, "this alien and I have quite a history together. Only, he disappeared on me when he got a new job."

"So you just blew her off?" Delia asked.

"I swear Del," R stuttered, "I've never seen her before. She's making all this up!"

"Then how'd she know you were an alien?" Delia persisted.

"I--" R didn't really have an answer for that.

"You're so cute when you're confused," Fatail giggled and tickled his chin.

"Stop that!" R snapped. This was awful! This psycho woman was gonna ruin his chances with Delia forever, what had he done to deserve this?

The two agents were still on their way to Zed's office with Fatail fawning over R when Jay met them in the hall. He took one look at R and Fatail and HAD to say something, "Old flame huh?"

R glared at the agent, this was the LAST thing he needed right now.

"You sure do know how to handle em." he praised the alien as the new female smothered him with crimson kisses.

Jay grinned and went on his way, planning to tell the first agent he ran into ALL about R and his old flame's visit. Maybe he'd get REALLY lucky and bump into X! Then he'd have to run and tell half the agency about how his cousin had finally developed a good taste in women.

R had never been so humiliated in his entire life. Fatail was thrilled at how well her plan was working out. Delia decided to question Antonio the next time she and R were at his pizza parlor to see what he knew about anchovies.

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