Things Couldn't Get Any Worse By: Delia and Amanda

Part Six: By Amanda

R was furious, how the heck did Gee manage to constantly upstage him? And in front of Del of all people?!?

And worst of all he had this intergalactic floozy (unknown to R--actually the leader of the toughest female gang in the galaxy!) hanging off of him day and night! He wished she'd just disappear!!

Struggling to breathe with Fatail's arms wrapped tightly around his neck he followed Jay and the others down to the containment area to watch the dreaded archenemies of the MIB, Alpha, be put away for good.

R rolled his eyes, just how long did these agents plan to applaud that stuck up rookie for getting in a lucky shot. And if he saw Gee embrace Delia one more time he'd…

Zed called for attention before R could complete his thought. The alien cringed as his boss proceeded to lavish praise on Agent Gee who was standing by him holding Delia's waist. "And if it weren't for the fast thinking of Agent Gee, things would have been devastating for headquarters. He saved many lives--- everyone who was in my office... Kay, Jay, R…" R shot Gee a look that said he was anything but grateful, "and perhaps the planet."

Gee was thoroughly enjoying this. Especially when he noticed the look of rage and envy on the green agent's face. Oh it was sweet to be perfect. Not only did he save the day--all by himself--but he got the girl too!

Zed patted the smug agent on the shoulder and laughed, "Wed throw a ticker tape parade son... but we're the MIB."

"That's alright Sir," Gee tightened his grip around Del, "I've got all the thanks I need---right here."

That did it, if R didn't get the heck out of there Mr. Perfect was gonna leave containment short about ten teeth!

In his anger R had failed to notice that Fatail had somehow pried herself off of him and slipped away. Now that he noticed he really didn't care. She was off pestering someone else, that was good enough for him.

Up in Zed's office Fatail was hacking into Zed's files. "It's amazing what a girl can do once she sits her mind to something, and gets the right dupe to take the rap!"

Top secret information from all over the universe was now literally at her fingertips. Security codes, blueprints, weaponry, criminal backgrounds, treaty negotiations, the loot never ceased! All she had to do now was save it all to one tiny disc.

Chuckling darkly she pulled the disc from it's drive and took out a powder case, "Have the crew ready the transporter, I'm through here. And once it leaks out where I got this from, the MIB will be through too!"

R had escaped the droves of admirers that had gathered to be graced by Gee's presence and was now stalking up to Zed's office to deposit a few stacks of paperwork on his desk.

"Ugh, I can't stand him! What's that lowdown pretty boy got that I haven't got?!" R grumbled, "Okay, so he's handsome, strong, probably richer than the Worm Emperor, and oh right, now he's even got MY PARTNER!!!"

Fatail was caught off guard as R barged into the office. He caught her red handed with the disc, a communicator, and one heck of a guilty look.

"I KNEW IT!" he shouted, dropping the paperwork.

Fatail dropped her communicator and pulled out her blaster, "I think you're taking our relationship far too seriously hon, it's getting to where I can't even get a moment's peace without you."

"Drop the act Fatail…if that's your REAL name." R shot back. "Now I have proof that you're up to no good!"

Fatail raised the blaster and aimed it at R, "Sorry 'sweetie', but I can't have any MIBs after me. This little disc is gonna rocket my gang all the way up to the top!"

R froze as the blaster was fixed on him. 'Way to go R,' he gulped to himself, 'I've really done it now!'

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