CHRiSTMAS PLAY by --charmaine

Chapter 2: The Rehearsal (^^;;)

A message from --charmaine:

aaaaaahhhhh i hope that first chapter wasn't TOO boring...^^;; okay...it was pretty long.....hopefully this one's shorter...^^;;;

*(the -- symbol = my opinion..yeah...or comment...^^)*

Grandpa: AAHHHH! A SPIDER!!

Duke: Um, Yugi called me here.

Grandpa: Oh! It's YOU..Duke, isn't it?

Duke: Yes, sir.

Grandpa: Please *evil voice* come inside...*eyes him*

Duke: Uhh...sure! ^^;;

*doorbell rings*

Grandpa: Hello, Tea!

Tea: Hello, Mr. Motou!

Grandpa: Yugi's inside.

Tea: Okay.

*doorbell rings*

Grandpa: THE DOOR'S OPENED!!! huh? Oh! Hello Joey!

Joey: It IS?

Grandpa: T_T...come in...

--AHHH! Taking too long!!! EVERYONE'S HERE now...OKAY?!--

Yugi: Thanks for all coming, guys! OKAY! Who's narrator?

Bakura: I am, I suppose.

Yugi: Great! Now as Bakura's reading, let's all take our places!

Bakura: Okay. The story starts off in a small, yet simple, town of Northsland, found in the North Pole. *deep voice* Hey! *regular voice* The parents of Santa abandon him since he is so fat and go away. Now, years later, we find Santa as a child being raised as *deep voice* Bakura! *regular* an elf. Kind of like Tarzan, who was raised by apes. *giggles evilly--if that is a word ^^;;*

Everyone: O__o;;

Bakura: *deep* Here is the scene where i take your SOULS-*regular* Here is a scene with the little Santa and his father elf ^^.

Kaiba: [playing both younger and older santa] What do YOU want PA?!

Yugi: Kaiba...I don't think Santa had an attitude.

Kaiba: *mumbles*

Duke: Oh nothing my most intelligent one! I am here to tell you a startling secret.

Kaiba: *sarcastic gasp*

Duke: I-I am not your father.

Kaiba: HUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUHHH? --sarcastic

Duke: I-I'm sorry.

Kaiba: Don't be.

Bakura:......UM, as Santa grows older, he becomes jolly, fat, and kind. He gives to the poor and *checks paper* homeless ^^.

Kaiba: *stuffs bean bag chair under his shirt* Hey you-*falls out* *puts in* poor person want a *falls out, puts ins* TOY?!

--NOTE: Kaiba's speaking run-on because he knows the bean bags going to eventually fall out @.@;;--

--ANOTHER NOTE: ^^;; Mokuba's in the play too....somehow...--

Mokuba: Yes, please, Mr. Kind, loving, fat, jolly, giving, and caring person ^^;;

Kaiba: You forgot OBESE!

Mokuba: I'm sorry! I mean, caring and obese person.

Kaiba: Have your toy. *throws a figurine to Mokuba*

Mokuba: Thank you, sir!

Tea: This is going...badly...

Yugi: Tell me about it.

Joey: But you're watchin' it right here!

Tea: -_-;;

--day of play--