CHRiSTMAS PLAY by --charmaine

Chapter 3: The Play

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How do you like it so far? Well, this is the last chapter so...I hope you enjoyed the other too! ^^

*(the -- symbol = my opinion..yeah...or comment...^^)*

Teacher: Okay you LOSERS! Today's the play. You did very poorly in the rehearsals!! Now go out there and DON'T do poorly...GOT THAT?!

Everyone: Yes!

*Bakura steps out and narrates while setting changes are taking place.*

Bakura: Here is a scene showing young Santa and the father elf.

Kaiba: Yes, paPA?

Duke: Uh, um, uh, I do not I MEAN, I have something to tell you. *whew almost forgot a line there ^^*

Kaiba: *gasp* WHAT?!

Duke: I-I-I-I-I-I-I am not your father.

Kaiba: *gasp* WHAT?!

Duke: Now, you're just being redundant.

Kaiba: WHAT?!

Bakura: Um.....INTERMISSION!!!

(Behind the curtains)

Teacher: DUKE!!!

Duke: *squeaky voice* Y-yes?

Teacher: You--AAAHHHHH--ERR...AAAAAAAHHHHH! I told you NOT TO act poorly.....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Duke: *squeaky voice* Oh....sorry....

Teacher: Now...on to the rest of the play ^^. Don't screw UP!

Everyone: *gulp*

Bakura: *as the audience is barely going out of their seats for the unexpected intermission* END OF INTERMISSION!!!

Audience:..........................

Bakura: Because Santa loved giving to the poor, a mystical wizard granted him elves that would build toys for him, 2 flying reindeers, and the power to go around the world in one night to give toys. Here is a scene of Santa in his workshop. *deep voice* MWAHAHAHAHA *regular* Let's watch ^^.

Audience: O_______________________o;;

Kaiba: Elf #27!!! Elf!!!

Yugi: Yes? (--this is the one word)

Kaiba: Make a dueling arena for little Timmy.

Yugi: Yes......*transforms to Yami*

Yami Yugi: Yugi? Who is Timmy? *stares at audience* *walks off stage*

Kaiba: *slaps his forehead like the "Oh-my-gosh-he-is-so-stupid" way* *bean bag falls out* *puts it in* Err.....

Bakura: Um...it is Christmas EVE! YAY! um...Kaiba, I MEAN SANTA! um he's getting ready to go off with reindeers!

Kaiba: *holding whip* Fly my pets! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joey: Neigh neigh...

Tristan: *whispering* Joey, those are horse noises...

Joey: What's the difference?

*Strings are attached to the sled, Joey, and Tristan...it lifts them up...like they're flying ^^;;*

Joey: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Teacher: Lower the strings now!

Guy: Now?

Teacher: YES!

The strings are released immediately. Joey and Tristan are unconscious and the sled is broken.

Kaiba: AAh, the first house...

*the curtains close*

Everyone's cleaning up the broken sled.

Teacher: () you GUY!! AAAAHHH!!!

Guy: You said to lower it.

Teacher: EXACTLY!!! AAAHHHHH

Guy: ...?

Yugi: JOEY! TRISTAN! Say something!!!

Joey: X_________________X

Tristan: X________________X

Tea: *sigh* I can't believe this...

Yugi: *sigh* Well good luck on your part, Tea!

Tea: Thanks ^^ We better call an ambulance.

Yugi: Yeah....

*Curtains Open*

Kaiba: I shall leave this pretty doll for Mo-I mean...MICHELLE...

Mokuba: OH-yay-it-is-Christmas-what-did-Santa-give-me-huh?

Tea: Hi!

Mokuba: Oh-my-word-it-talks.

Tea: I will present to you a dance since it's what I do. *Dances Ballet* -then dances off stage-

Mokuba: HEY!

Bakura: As you can see, Santa gave the uh...girl what she uh...wanted............................................................Here' s the lighting of the FIRST Christmas tree!!!

*huge cardboard Christmas tree (on wheels -_-;;) is wheeled to the center of the stage...with a ladder behind it*

Tea: Yugi! Be the star!

Yugi: WHAT?!

Tea: I mean, Joey's UNCONSCIOUS!

Yugi: Well...

Tea: Come on!

Yugi: Okay! (wears normal clothes)

Bakura: And here comes-

Yugi: *climbing ladder*

Bakura: The-

Yugi: *at the top*

Bakura: Star!

Yugi: *transforms* -bright light appears-

Audience: *clapping* *standing ovation* -stupidness-

Teacher: *pushes Bakura* THANK YOU!

Bakura: *deep voice* Hey! I shall lock your soul away!

Teacher: Huh? ^^

Yami B: *bright light comes from the Millenium Ring*

Teacher: O__________O;; (the teacher's soul is now in a flower thrown by the audience)

*after the play*

Tea: Great JOB Yugi!

Yugi: ^^;; Thanks, Tea.

Joey: EEEhhh..What happened?

Tristan: *whispering* Horses say NEIGH, Joey.

Joey: Aww man...I messed up.

Tea: Uh, guys...The play's over.

Joey: What? What happened to the star part?

Tea: First of all, you were never the star. Yugi's role was the star. The paper you got was Yugi's.

Joey: Really?

Yugi: *falls*

Tristan: Well at least it's all over.

Grandpa: Grand play, Yugi!

Yugi: Grandpa! Was that what happened to you?

Grandpa: Actually no. I WAS the star at the end, but i fell off the ladder. You were lucky!

Yugi: o_________________O;;

Yami Y: Yugi...

Yugi: Yeah?

Yami Y: Who...Who is little Timmy?

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Natalie: I'm stoopid. So of course I don't get the little Timmy part. Isn't little TImmy that stoopid boy on crutches in uhhh oh yeah A Christmas Carol.

--charmaine: ehhhhh you don't GET that part???? T___T welllll you know how kaiba (or santa....) asked elf #27 (--yugi) to build LITTLE TIMMY a DUELING ARENA?? then YAMI YUGI pops out of nowhere and asks, WHO'S LITTLE TIMMY??? GET IT NOW?! oh..and he's called little timmy because i was just naming names ^^.

Natalie: Oh.....ok.....I think I get it now. *still doesn't get it*