The Manager's Twelve Days of Christmas
Rose G
Dedicated to Kimmo and the lads - we really don't want any of this happening this year. Please try and avoid it.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,
The skipper said to me
'We've got:
12 fans rioting
11 tickets missing
10 points drifting
9 strips shrinking
8 reserves quitting
7 transfers need paying
6 players knackered
5 grand owing
4 backs skiving
3 strikers hurting
2 goalies moving
And half a season to play.'
Oh, bloody hell.