Ok! Let's go!
(The scene starts out with Phibby in his little cart talking to little kids in the town square)
Phibby: One,two...HA! You got snake eyes! Nyaha! I win! (Grabs one kid's money sack)
Kid1: Actually I got 11 (points to the dice)
Puppet: YOU LIE! ALL LIES!!!!
Phibby: Erm.ok, I guess you win.What do I have to do? -_-'
Kid3: Tell us a story! (All the kids start talking)
Phibby: OK! WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE ^$#@ up!!?!?!?!?
(All the kids go silent)
Puppet: MOTHER DUCKER!
Phibby: Shut up you retarded puppet!
(Puppet gets slapped and goes unconscious)
Phibby: That's better. Now, let's start the stupid story. It began some time ago, the tale's about a man, and a monster. (Laughs a bit)
(Cheesy music starts playing)
Phibby: *Ahem* (Starts singing) Dark was the night, when our tale was begun, at the docks of Notre Dame.Oh god this is stupid -_-
(Scene does to a dark night at the docks, an old man, another blonde man and a woman with a baby stepping out of the boat)
Copy Rezo: Shut up the brat!
Gourry: I think we're gonna be spotted.whatever that means..
Syphiel: (To the baby) Hush little one!
Phibby: The gypsies slid silently under the docks of Notre Dame.For the law had been laid for the gypsies, and they lived in fear and alarm..
(The original Rezo comes with his henchmen on his pretty black pony)
Rezo: It's a horse!
Phibby: Whatever. When high as the mutches Um..blah blah (gets hit with a book) Ok! The bells. The bells of Notre Dame..
Gourry: It's Lord Whatshisface!
Syphiel: That's Rezo, Gourry dear!
Gourry: Oh yea.
Rezo: Take these vermin to the palace of justice.
(The henchmen try to capture them ,and easily get Gourry and Copy Rezo,but have trouble with Syphiel, holding the baby.)
Rezo: (Notices the baby) Stolen goods no doubt. Take them from her.
Phibby: (snores) zzz.Wha? Oh yea. (coughs) She ran.and stuff.
(Chase scene begins!)
(We see Syphiel running along the streets, Rezo catching up to her with his pretty lil balck pony)
Rezo: It's a horse, damnit! A HORSE!
(Well, anyway, then we see Syphiel banging on the church door)
Syphiel: Sanctuary! Please give us Sanctuary!
Phibby: (Starts eating some Sanctuary, the San Frinsisco treat.)
(Rezo comes and snatches the baby from Syphiel,causing her to fall,and land on her ass, which she had ketchup packets in her back pocket, causing it the look like blood. She rolls down the steps, unconscious)
Rezo: A baby? (Looks at it) O_O! A monster! Like, ew!
Nayru toast: Just stick to the script -_- It's only Mokona I stole from MKR.
Mokona: Pu Pu!
(Rezo then walks over to the fountain and gets ready to drop mokona-er the baby into it)
Shabernigdo and Phibby: STOP!
Phibby: Cried the arch decon. Whatever the hell that is..
Rezo: This is an un holy demon, I'm sending it back to hell where it belongs.
Shabby: (mutters something about a stupid part) (Points to Syphiel) See the innocent blood that is spilt, on the steps of Notre Dame.
Rezo: I am not guilty, she ran, I persued. Besides it's only ketchup.
Shabby: Now you add this child's blood to your guilt, on the Steps of Notre Dame?
Rezo: My conscious is clear!
Shabby: You can lie to yourself and your minions. You can claim that you havn't a cwomp.(whispers) What's that mean?
Rezo: (Shrugs)
Shabby: (count.) But you can never run, nor hide from what you done, in the eyes! The very eyes of Notre Dame! (points to the statues)
(All the statues stare at Rezo, all high like)
Phibby: At this moment, Rezo felt out of power and control. And the first time in his life, he felt a twinge of fear, for his imercinent soul..
Rezo: Freaky. Anyway, what should I do?
Shabby: (picks up Syphiel and turns to Rezo) Care for the child, and raise it as your own.
Rezo: What? I'm to be settled with this miss shapen-..very well. But let him stay here in your church.
Shabby: But where, Pray tell?
Rezo: The bell tower, perhaps. Who knows, our lord works in mysterious ways.
(LON starts cackling)
(Rezo and Shabby shudder)
Rezo: Perhaps this foul creature might improve one day to be.of use, to me..
Phibby: And so Rezo gave the child a cruel name. One that means very freaky looking.Zelgadis.
Phibby: (sings all funky now) Now, here is a riddle, guess if you can, hear the bells on Notre Dame. Who is the monster and who is the man? Here the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells of Notre Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*cough cough* aaaaaaaaaaaa*wheeze* aaaaammmeee!
End of chapter. Yay! Be sure to R/R! I'll love you if you do!
(The scene starts out with Phibby in his little cart talking to little kids in the town square)
Phibby: One,two...HA! You got snake eyes! Nyaha! I win! (Grabs one kid's money sack)
Kid1: Actually I got 11 (points to the dice)
Puppet: YOU LIE! ALL LIES!!!!
Phibby: Erm.ok, I guess you win.What do I have to do? -_-'
Kid3: Tell us a story! (All the kids start talking)
Phibby: OK! WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE ^$#@ up!!?!?!?!?
(All the kids go silent)
Puppet: MOTHER DUCKER!
Phibby: Shut up you retarded puppet!
(Puppet gets slapped and goes unconscious)
Phibby: That's better. Now, let's start the stupid story. It began some time ago, the tale's about a man, and a monster. (Laughs a bit)
(Cheesy music starts playing)
Phibby: *Ahem* (Starts singing) Dark was the night, when our tale was begun, at the docks of Notre Dame.Oh god this is stupid -_-
(Scene does to a dark night at the docks, an old man, another blonde man and a woman with a baby stepping out of the boat)
Copy Rezo: Shut up the brat!
Gourry: I think we're gonna be spotted.whatever that means..
Syphiel: (To the baby) Hush little one!
Phibby: The gypsies slid silently under the docks of Notre Dame.For the law had been laid for the gypsies, and they lived in fear and alarm..
(The original Rezo comes with his henchmen on his pretty black pony)
Rezo: It's a horse!
Phibby: Whatever. When high as the mutches Um..blah blah (gets hit with a book) Ok! The bells. The bells of Notre Dame..
Gourry: It's Lord Whatshisface!
Syphiel: That's Rezo, Gourry dear!
Gourry: Oh yea.
Rezo: Take these vermin to the palace of justice.
(The henchmen try to capture them ,and easily get Gourry and Copy Rezo,but have trouble with Syphiel, holding the baby.)
Rezo: (Notices the baby) Stolen goods no doubt. Take them from her.
Phibby: (snores) zzz.Wha? Oh yea. (coughs) She ran.and stuff.
(Chase scene begins!)
(We see Syphiel running along the streets, Rezo catching up to her with his pretty lil balck pony)
Rezo: It's a horse, damnit! A HORSE!
(Well, anyway, then we see Syphiel banging on the church door)
Syphiel: Sanctuary! Please give us Sanctuary!
Phibby: (Starts eating some Sanctuary, the San Frinsisco treat.)
(Rezo comes and snatches the baby from Syphiel,causing her to fall,and land on her ass, which she had ketchup packets in her back pocket, causing it the look like blood. She rolls down the steps, unconscious)
Rezo: A baby? (Looks at it) O_O! A monster! Like, ew!
Nayru toast: Just stick to the script -_- It's only Mokona I stole from MKR.
Mokona: Pu Pu!
(Rezo then walks over to the fountain and gets ready to drop mokona-er the baby into it)
Shabernigdo and Phibby: STOP!
Phibby: Cried the arch decon. Whatever the hell that is..
Rezo: This is an un holy demon, I'm sending it back to hell where it belongs.
Shabby: (mutters something about a stupid part) (Points to Syphiel) See the innocent blood that is spilt, on the steps of Notre Dame.
Rezo: I am not guilty, she ran, I persued. Besides it's only ketchup.
Shabby: Now you add this child's blood to your guilt, on the Steps of Notre Dame?
Rezo: My conscious is clear!
Shabby: You can lie to yourself and your minions. You can claim that you havn't a cwomp.(whispers) What's that mean?
Rezo: (Shrugs)
Shabby: (count.) But you can never run, nor hide from what you done, in the eyes! The very eyes of Notre Dame! (points to the statues)
(All the statues stare at Rezo, all high like)
Phibby: At this moment, Rezo felt out of power and control. And the first time in his life, he felt a twinge of fear, for his imercinent soul..
Rezo: Freaky. Anyway, what should I do?
Shabby: (picks up Syphiel and turns to Rezo) Care for the child, and raise it as your own.
Rezo: What? I'm to be settled with this miss shapen-..very well. But let him stay here in your church.
Shabby: But where, Pray tell?
Rezo: The bell tower, perhaps. Who knows, our lord works in mysterious ways.
(LON starts cackling)
(Rezo and Shabby shudder)
Rezo: Perhaps this foul creature might improve one day to be.of use, to me..
Phibby: And so Rezo gave the child a cruel name. One that means very freaky looking.Zelgadis.
Phibby: (sings all funky now) Now, here is a riddle, guess if you can, hear the bells on Notre Dame. Who is the monster and who is the man? Here the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells of Notre Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*cough cough* aaaaaaaaaaaa*wheeze* aaaaammmeee!
End of chapter. Yay! Be sure to R/R! I'll love you if you do!