Chapter Five
The people of Louis Vuitton were busy as hell. One phone line rang.
"Hello, Trinity Sublime of Louis Vuitton, may I help you?"
"This is Crawley, WHERE'S MY BLACK SATIN GOWN? My wife's birthday is..."
"It has just been sent Mr. Crawley, it will be there directly."
*RING RING*
"HELLO? IS THIS LOUIS VUITTON?", came a wheezing voice.
"Yes sir, please speak softer."
"I WANT MY BURGUNDY BLAZER BY TOMORROW!"
"Indeed sir, I shall send it immediately." Trinity collapsed into her chair. Beside her, Nakita followed suit.
"My god. That was the most AWFUL day I've ever had. And where the hell has Shokari gone? She hasn't been here for ages."
"Ditto, fcuk and Rhea's like a damned arse. She..." *RING RING* "FCUK A DUCK!"
"You know. I love it when you say that. Fu-cuk a duck.", Jamie McDerment, vice president of Louis Vuitton said, picking up the phone. "Hello, James McDerment here, how may I help you?" The silky smooth voice of a man responded.
"Hello, may I speak to Miss. Rhea Ciarniello please?"
"I'm sorry, she's not in at the moment, may I take a message?"
"Of course, please inform her that Draco Malfoy - the man that she met at the airport has phoned, and she can reach me at 6..."
"JAMIE! WHO'S THAT?", cried Rhea.
"A certain Malfoy from the airport."
"AAAAAAARGH! GIMME!" In one superhuman leap, Rhea reached the other side of the room, practically tore the phone away from Jamie and, "Hello!", she said in the brightest, most seductive voice she could muster. "This is Rhea, who might this be?"
"Draco Malfoy as Mr. McDerment told you."
"Mmm, and whatever might you be wanting with me? Hmmm?", she inclined in a highly amused, suave tone.
"If you recall, you offered me a modeling position and I.."
"Oh yes! Where are you right now? Radison? Lovely. I can come and pick you... oh no, no, nevermind, how about I give you our address and you can come here? Ooooooh no worries, the cabbies are fine. Oh yeah. Really cheap. Uh huh, yes, yes. Okay. Mmm. 585 Guilford Avenue sixth floor Office 607. Oh yes. Alright. No, dinner will be fine. Oh yes. See you in a bit. BIBI!!!!!!" Rhea smashed the phone down on the receiver. Six pairs of eyes stared back at her. "Mr. HOTTY PIE IS JOINING US FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!"
*GASPS of ASTONISHMENT*
"Shokari, you need to wear something better than that. JAMIE! JAMIE! LET ME SEE YOU WEAR VERSACE JEANS AGAIN AND I WILL BASH YOU INTO A HELL HOLE! TRINITY! LAVENDER LAVENDER! NOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S THE UGLIEST CRAP I'VE EVER SEEN! THE LAVENDER!!!!! SMARRRRRRRRRRT GIRL! NAKITA! MAAAAAAAKE UP! NOW! Oh, and wear something smashing won't you?", Rhea grinned feraly before - "KEANU!!!!!!! WHAT IN HELLS NAME DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR??? CHANGE IT! DYE IT! ANYTHING BUT THAT NEON GREEN!" , finally, she rounded on the set's secretary - surprisingly the wildest, with... wild purple hair... and wild red eyes... and wild... okay yeah she's pretty out of it. "And you Sachiro, you're wonderful already however, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES! PEOPLE WE'RE REPRESENTATIVES OF LOUIS VUITTON! CMON! LETS MOVE MOVE MOVE!"
A good hour and a half later, everyone was dressed in beautiful soirée gowns and suits. The two men were sitting rather bored and disgusted at having their president screech like a banshee over clothes and the lighter and dark shades of blue or violet. And there, sitting prim and proper was Shokari. Yes, she indeed did do something about her clothes. The tall girl was now in deep burgundy satin, no sleeved dress that went tight to the waist then fanned out luxuriously to flow a few feet behind her. The black hair was done high up in a bun. The mascara, and eyeliner had done wonders to her already godly face. (Tip: smudged lipstick is a better blush than actual blush. Another tip: Estee Lauder face creme is a better eye makeup remover than anything in the world.) Actually quite frankly, she looked like a Beauty Goddess vampire. Rhea smiled contentedly. The short young woman of twenty three was extremely pleased.
Five minutes later, a knock sounded from the door. Rhea burst with intense velocity and found herself face to face with a well toned chest hidden in a black suit. And I don't mean black blazer with white shirt. I mean black blazer, black pants, black shirt, black shoes, black sunglasses. Attention: Mr. Draco Malfoy a.k.a Versace freak has just entered the building.
Shokari went stiff. His presence made her uncomfortable. She sensed something different, not sinister, but very intimidating. Like he knew something that none of them did.
Draco gazed around the room. He waved a hello and turned to Rhea.
"Well you've got me here. I'm Draco Malfoy."
"I'm Rhea. That one's Jamie there - yes, he picked up the phone. That's our secretary Sachiro. Trinity. Nakita. Oh, and this is my colleague and the co- president of the Manhatten Louis Vuitton branch - Shokari Marito.
Their eyes met. Suddenly, Draco felt his heart stop. The girl wasn't normal. Shokari stared back. That man was dangerous.
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Reviewers: [Telemoo83 - HHEEEEEEEEY! Thanks a bunch! Luv u tons!] [All Mighty Terrestrial - you're a great writer, I read some of your works. Keep it up. However, try not to be the next Sylvia Plath? Cuz you dunno what I can dish out if you make me write something reflecting life.] [sasori: EEEEEEEEK! Lol* No no, Sachiro the secretary is Sachi. Lol* Shokari is a manic depressive gal who's got uncovered talent. LOL* I'd love Draco in a speedo. OOOOOOOOOOOOH make that a bright neon orange one. EWWWW imagination running away there!]
Notes:
I dunno what's with the jap names. They're really cool! Yes, I like "FCUK", its a great store... Versace and Vuitton, never could figure out which one I preferred. And if you're wondering - you'll all know who Jamie McDerment is in real life sooner or later. A note on lavender - Cambridge has very nice lavender. If you ever go there. LAVENDER PRODUCTS! This might be disturbing. But NEVER on gods green earth soak your bar of soap in water for a whole night. Cuz I did that - I liked lavender smelling water. And in the morning, it was water anymore. It was like clear lavender smile. Okay that was really disturbing cuz it was six in the morning and I was trying to take a shower. Whenever there's a large space between paragraphs, it means that its a new setting new idea, change of scene. I dunno why the little line things don't show up!
THATIS ALL PEOPLE! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOH P.S. This story is dedicated to Mindy Chan (or is it Chen) and Jamie McDerment. LOVE YOU BOTH TO BITS!!!!!!
The people of Louis Vuitton were busy as hell. One phone line rang.
"Hello, Trinity Sublime of Louis Vuitton, may I help you?"
"This is Crawley, WHERE'S MY BLACK SATIN GOWN? My wife's birthday is..."
"It has just been sent Mr. Crawley, it will be there directly."
*RING RING*
"HELLO? IS THIS LOUIS VUITTON?", came a wheezing voice.
"Yes sir, please speak softer."
"I WANT MY BURGUNDY BLAZER BY TOMORROW!"
"Indeed sir, I shall send it immediately." Trinity collapsed into her chair. Beside her, Nakita followed suit.
"My god. That was the most AWFUL day I've ever had. And where the hell has Shokari gone? She hasn't been here for ages."
"Ditto, fcuk and Rhea's like a damned arse. She..." *RING RING* "FCUK A DUCK!"
"You know. I love it when you say that. Fu-cuk a duck.", Jamie McDerment, vice president of Louis Vuitton said, picking up the phone. "Hello, James McDerment here, how may I help you?" The silky smooth voice of a man responded.
"Hello, may I speak to Miss. Rhea Ciarniello please?"
"I'm sorry, she's not in at the moment, may I take a message?"
"Of course, please inform her that Draco Malfoy - the man that she met at the airport has phoned, and she can reach me at 6..."
"JAMIE! WHO'S THAT?", cried Rhea.
"A certain Malfoy from the airport."
"AAAAAAARGH! GIMME!" In one superhuman leap, Rhea reached the other side of the room, practically tore the phone away from Jamie and, "Hello!", she said in the brightest, most seductive voice she could muster. "This is Rhea, who might this be?"
"Draco Malfoy as Mr. McDerment told you."
"Mmm, and whatever might you be wanting with me? Hmmm?", she inclined in a highly amused, suave tone.
"If you recall, you offered me a modeling position and I.."
"Oh yes! Where are you right now? Radison? Lovely. I can come and pick you... oh no, no, nevermind, how about I give you our address and you can come here? Ooooooh no worries, the cabbies are fine. Oh yeah. Really cheap. Uh huh, yes, yes. Okay. Mmm. 585 Guilford Avenue sixth floor Office 607. Oh yes. Alright. No, dinner will be fine. Oh yes. See you in a bit. BIBI!!!!!!" Rhea smashed the phone down on the receiver. Six pairs of eyes stared back at her. "Mr. HOTTY PIE IS JOINING US FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!"
*GASPS of ASTONISHMENT*
"Shokari, you need to wear something better than that. JAMIE! JAMIE! LET ME SEE YOU WEAR VERSACE JEANS AGAIN AND I WILL BASH YOU INTO A HELL HOLE! TRINITY! LAVENDER LAVENDER! NOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S THE UGLIEST CRAP I'VE EVER SEEN! THE LAVENDER!!!!! SMARRRRRRRRRRT GIRL! NAKITA! MAAAAAAAKE UP! NOW! Oh, and wear something smashing won't you?", Rhea grinned feraly before - "KEANU!!!!!!! WHAT IN HELLS NAME DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR??? CHANGE IT! DYE IT! ANYTHING BUT THAT NEON GREEN!" , finally, she rounded on the set's secretary - surprisingly the wildest, with... wild purple hair... and wild red eyes... and wild... okay yeah she's pretty out of it. "And you Sachiro, you're wonderful already however, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES! PEOPLE WE'RE REPRESENTATIVES OF LOUIS VUITTON! CMON! LETS MOVE MOVE MOVE!"
A good hour and a half later, everyone was dressed in beautiful soirée gowns and suits. The two men were sitting rather bored and disgusted at having their president screech like a banshee over clothes and the lighter and dark shades of blue or violet. And there, sitting prim and proper was Shokari. Yes, she indeed did do something about her clothes. The tall girl was now in deep burgundy satin, no sleeved dress that went tight to the waist then fanned out luxuriously to flow a few feet behind her. The black hair was done high up in a bun. The mascara, and eyeliner had done wonders to her already godly face. (Tip: smudged lipstick is a better blush than actual blush. Another tip: Estee Lauder face creme is a better eye makeup remover than anything in the world.) Actually quite frankly, she looked like a Beauty Goddess vampire. Rhea smiled contentedly. The short young woman of twenty three was extremely pleased.
Five minutes later, a knock sounded from the door. Rhea burst with intense velocity and found herself face to face with a well toned chest hidden in a black suit. And I don't mean black blazer with white shirt. I mean black blazer, black pants, black shirt, black shoes, black sunglasses. Attention: Mr. Draco Malfoy a.k.a Versace freak has just entered the building.
Shokari went stiff. His presence made her uncomfortable. She sensed something different, not sinister, but very intimidating. Like he knew something that none of them did.
Draco gazed around the room. He waved a hello and turned to Rhea.
"Well you've got me here. I'm Draco Malfoy."
"I'm Rhea. That one's Jamie there - yes, he picked up the phone. That's our secretary Sachiro. Trinity. Nakita. Oh, and this is my colleague and the co- president of the Manhatten Louis Vuitton branch - Shokari Marito.
Their eyes met. Suddenly, Draco felt his heart stop. The girl wasn't normal. Shokari stared back. That man was dangerous.
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Reviewers: [Telemoo83 - HHEEEEEEEEY! Thanks a bunch! Luv u tons!] [All Mighty Terrestrial - you're a great writer, I read some of your works. Keep it up. However, try not to be the next Sylvia Plath? Cuz you dunno what I can dish out if you make me write something reflecting life.] [sasori: EEEEEEEEK! Lol* No no, Sachiro the secretary is Sachi. Lol* Shokari is a manic depressive gal who's got uncovered talent. LOL* I'd love Draco in a speedo. OOOOOOOOOOOOH make that a bright neon orange one. EWWWW imagination running away there!]
Notes:
I dunno what's with the jap names. They're really cool! Yes, I like "FCUK", its a great store... Versace and Vuitton, never could figure out which one I preferred. And if you're wondering - you'll all know who Jamie McDerment is in real life sooner or later. A note on lavender - Cambridge has very nice lavender. If you ever go there. LAVENDER PRODUCTS! This might be disturbing. But NEVER on gods green earth soak your bar of soap in water for a whole night. Cuz I did that - I liked lavender smelling water. And in the morning, it was water anymore. It was like clear lavender smile. Okay that was really disturbing cuz it was six in the morning and I was trying to take a shower. Whenever there's a large space between paragraphs, it means that its a new setting new idea, change of scene. I dunno why the little line things don't show up!
THATIS ALL PEOPLE! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOH P.S. This story is dedicated to Mindy Chan (or is it Chen) and Jamie McDerment. LOVE YOU BOTH TO BITS!!!!!!