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A/N: Thanks to everyone who's read and reviewed. I'd thank those of you who've read it and not reviewed, but I don't know who you are.
Diary of the Dumpster
Okay, so I keep seeing Trini hunched in a corner scribbling in a little fuzzy yellow book with a happy face on it. So I asked her what was up with that, and you, diary dear, are the result. And a fashionable one you are, with your pink faux cheetah cover. Too cute! Trini is the best.
Okay so, getting things off my chest.
1) The guy I like was possessed by evil and tried to kill me.
2) Panty lines definitely show in spandex. Especially pink spandex. But my mom will kill me if I start wearing thongs and it's not like I can exactly explain it.
3) We had a lecture on "The Scarlet Letter" in English, and I think I may be a "woman of dubious moral character".
Okay, well, the evil thing is so over, and Tommy's so cute. So whatever, I can help him get over that. The panty line thing I really don't know what to do about it. I asked Trini and all I got out of her was "at least you get a skirt". Helpful, not.
So I guess it's the last thing that really bothers me. I told Trini about it and she thinks it's funny. Ha ha.
It's all her fault anyway. She kept going on about Jason in the spandex so the next time we morphed I had a look. Who wouldn't? And though it was a little weird scoping out a guy I've known since kindergarten, it's all true and a bag of chips. Jason fills out that spandex like nobody's biz.
Okay, so what would you do? So Trini's like 'rowr' and I'm all 'yeah baby', so I checked out Zack, who has a very fine booty indeed. Must be all the dancing. Right. It's what my dad calls the slippery slope, because then I just had to see Billy's ass. Shock of my life there. Yow. When did he grow that set of muscular uh-huh uh-huh?
Then I'm fighting the Green Ranger, who's all like evil and junk, and suddenly I am scoping out HIS ass while kicking it. Very fine, so what's my response? I check out his package. Omigod, I am the kind of girl who checks out an evil guy's package. What's next, Goldar? Can I die now?
Turns out it's Tommy, which makes me feel a little better. I mean, I actually like Tommy, besides LIKING him, you know? So things improve some, and I think maybe I don't have a "tenuous grip on virtue". Except I went to the Youth Center to meet up with the gang, and guess who I caught shirtless lifting weights? Billy. And suddenly I'm all holey cramoley, 'cause he is very fine.
So I have now officially ogled pretty much every guy I like in any way at all. Yippee.
So I asked Trini about it, and she had a good giggle, thank you. Then she suggested I talk to Zordon. Hello, like a floating head is going to have anything to say about this that I want to hear? Oh wait, no.
But I did, because Trini usually knows what she's talking about, even if she's laughing inappropriately while she's saying it. And you know what he said?
He said I'm perfectly normal.
Love that Zordon.