Disclaimer: Nope, not mine, none of it. If Alpha were mine I'd make him into a really cool planter.

A/N: Thanks to TK Styles for the inspiration.

Diary of the Dumpster

Okay, diary, big news: me and Tommy DID IT!!!!!

Start at the beginning, Kim. Okay. First off, without telling anyone, Zordon made a whole new set of powers, white ones, and gave them to Tommy. Which was very cool. And then he said Tommy was the leader now. Which was also cool, in a way, but weird, in another. I mean, I am happy for Tommy, but I was really worried what Jason would think. And I couldn't see why Zordon had done it. But Jase looked all happy for Tommy, so I thought maybe he didn't mind.

But then Jase pipes up that he's going to be a teen representative at the Peace Conference in Switzerland, and that really floored us, you know? But he didn't seem ecstatic, exactly. And I realize he's looking everywhere but at Tri, right? And I figured she'd be as surprised as we were, and more upset, considering. But Tri, she's all smiling to herself, and she says (I love this part) in this quiet Trini-voice: Maybe we can sit together on the plane.

So Jase starts this hamana-hamana-hamana thing, his mouth all hanging open. Hilarious. And such a dork, that he can't see she likes him. And then ol' Zack says he's going too.

Which is great for them but sucks for us because now we have to find new Rangers.

But we figured we'd worry about that later, and went to Billy's for a party because his dad is like never home. So, you know, we hung out and watched movies and like ate pizza and junk. And so Trini asks Billy if she can borrow his computer, which is in his garage in his little home lab setup. So he said sure, and she goes off. And don't think I didn't notice when Jase goes after her like a second later, though I don't think anyone else did.

Okay, so then the next movie starts, and it's some old sci-fi thing which is so not my bag, and so when Tommy comes and says do I want to take a walk, of course I do. Because I know what he really wants to do is make out, which is okay by me. He kisses better than anyone I know, though he's always careful to be a gentleman about it. Which is nice, but a little frustrating, you know? Because I can't just say, hey, cop a feel, will you? You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get a little tongue.

Anyhow, so we go for this walk, just around the back yard. Billy has a great back yard; really big and garden-y, with lots of private places to sit and mack. Tommy headed straight for the wisteria arbor, which is an awesome place. You step inside and disappear. Well, we pushed back the vines and what do you know? I guess Jason and Trini had had that long overdue talk, because there they were. And when I say there they were, diary dear, I mean them and not so much anything else, like clothes.

I swear, I had to totally bite my lip to not laugh my head off, because you should have seen Tommy's face. He got these huge brown eyes and just stared at them. I have to say, it was quite beautiful to watch, neither Tri nor Jase being exactly hard on the eyes. Not to mention a major turn-on, and not just for me, from what I could see of Tommy's pants.

They were so involved they never knew we were there. Poor Tom got all flustered then and let the wisteria drop and we snuck away, toward this bench behind this big wall of sunflowers. Next thing I know, he pulls me onto his lap and forgets all about being a gentleman for once, and not too long after that he asked did I want to and I said yes (of course) and there we were, doing IT.

Not all candlelight and roses, I know. But twilight and sunflowers is just as good, trust me.