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Rated: R

Queen of Jacks

George gasped and pulled away from Chibodee causing them both to fall back. George's eyes clouded over with something that neither of them could decipher.
'Stupid Cub….' Chibodee scolded himself. 'Why'd you do that? Now's he's gonna think you like him!'
"I…. I think it's time we go."
"Right." Chibodee nodded as if none of it had ever happened.
As they walked to the battlefield where the other two pilots were waiting George smiled, "SO Egypt ay?"
"Yep! Pyramids and sand, best place in the world." He smirked, "Reminds me of you for some reason…"
"Well my name does have the word sand in it. And actually I love the pyramids…." George shrugged and chuckled.
"Hey George sorry bout back there." Chibodee said with a flinch. 'Not really but hey might as well make you feel better.'
George shrugged, "We're both emotionally unstable. I won't hold you on it."
"Thanks…." Chibodee breathed. "So what we gonna tell um when they ask why we weren't with our Gundams?"
"We could always go to our Gundams and pretend to be dead…or we could just tell them the truth." George shrugged.
"I always wanted to pretend to be dead…." Chibodee laughed.
"I thought Americans didn't lie?"
"Only when they're at extreme measures." Chibodee yawned.
"And this is an extreme measure?"
"You bet! Gotta get sympathy points! Sai-Sai Shi and Alka are probably fine so we gotta pretend to be hurt more then them." Chibodee grinned evilly.
"Cub….you need a life." George grinned back.
"Hey I have one!….I think." He grinned again and made a dead face, "SO how's it look? Should I knock myself out for real?"
"Chibodee….you are one of the strangest men I've ever met."
"Thank you!" He said happily and almost skipped towards his Gundam.
George sighed and crossed his arms and watched as Chibodee tried to place himself on the rubble as a dead body. "You loon."

2 days later…
"My people have been killed…. I want revenge." Chibodee muttered into space to his fellow Shuffle alliance.
"Aw come on we all want revenge… not only you Crocket. With the dark Gundam revived the Alliance has to save the world…"
"Yeah! And they got SIS!" Sai-Sai Shi cried making them all laugh lightly.
"Sai-Sai Shi you truly are a child. Yet…. in some ways I think your more of a man than some of us…"
"Hey what's that supposed to mean Bud?!" Chibodee cried with a laugh, "Are you saying we're girls?"
"No only you Chibodee…." Alka laughed.
Chibodee growled and his face image appeared in each of the pilot's cockpits. "I ain't a girl!"
George shook his head and projected his image only to Chibodee, "Are you sure bout that?"
"If anyone's a girl it's George!" Chibodee still to everyone muttered and stuck his tongue out.
"Oh really well I'm one pretty girl then." He countered seeing he wouldn't win the fight.
Alka sighed, "You guys!"
"Hey you gotta agree with me? I'd make a pretty girl wouldn't I?" George said with a hint of humor in his serious voice. "Sai-Sai Shi do you agree?"
"Well…ummm…I don't know!" The kid blushed and hung his head.
"Oh I can so see it now. 'Neo France becomes first ever cross dressing person in the Shuffle to walk planet.'" Chibodee grunted.
"Hey has a ring to it, 'Georgina D'Sands.'" George went along with Chibodee's antics.
"Oh great I've created a monster." Chibodee cried, "Just think George The Queen of Jacks!!"
"Georgina!" George laughed. Suddenly the air went dead.
"Oh my g…"
"Stuff it Crockett." Alka said through gritted teeth. "Time to go help Domon."
"Guys I have a question before we do though." George muttered getting little 'oks' "You guys aren't doing this because you're in the Shuffle are you? You're doing this because you want to help Domon right?"
"Of course! And we want to help the entire world. I mean it would kinda dull if everyone was dead wouldn't it?" Chibodee shrugged. The others agreed but not as….well the same words.
"Just making sure we got our facts straight." George muttered and looked at the dark Gundam. "Let's go."
With that they headed toward what would be one of the most important battles to ever take place in Gundam history……..