Woohoo! Yeah a new chapter! Dang it's been a while, well for me at least. I've just been busy with school and stuff. Welp here is the next chapter for your viewing pleasure. Has anyone seen Vegeta?

Vegeta: Hahahahaha! You'll never catch me alive copper!!

chibi zayla: ..... don't ask, don't ask....

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Disclaimer: Dammit I don't own DBZ!! Go away and stop yelling at me!

Chapter 6

"Come on Gohan! Gather!" There was an anger-no a fury in her voice, a fury that just kept growing within every spar. "Gohan! Hit me!!" Her son dodged every hit, that was all he could do. She was too fast for him to get a hit in. "Hey you! Stop running away!" A punch, a kick and a moment later Gohan found himself grinded into the dirt. "Oh Gohan are you alright?!" Chichi sprinted quickly to her son. She crouched down and placed a hand to his back. Gohan had hit the ground face first. Slowly he lifted his dirt-streaked face off the ground.

"Gohan, are you alright?" There was no more anger in her voice, no more hate. Just worry. Gohan looked up at his mother quizzically. She was always hard to understand. At the beginning of training she would be fierce and alert but as soon as Gohan got seriously injured his mom would be at his side, comforting him. Even her letting him train was puzzling. To let him train, but by her was really weird.

"Gohan?" She repeated, becoming more frantic at his silence. Instantly Gohan was pulles from his thoughts. He spit out the mud that he had eaten from his fall.

"I'm ok mom" Whispered a breathless Gohan. There was another moment of silence as Gohan tried to lift himself off the ground, but to no avail. He fell back on his face. "Omph!" A pair of steady arms made their way around Gohan's stomach. He was lifted off the ground with ease. "Thanks mom."

"It's ok Gohan. Now go wash up for breakfast." Chichi's tail began to wiggle inside her shirt. 'Oh no! If Gohan sees...'

"Uh...mom? Are you ok? You seem to be shivering."

"What? NO! No, Now go inside and wash up!" She was becoming nervous.

"Um...ok..." Gohan shrugged it off and headed for the inside bathroom. When Chichi was sure the front door was closed and that Gohan was in the shower she pulled her tail from its hiding place.

"WOW! That feels so much better!" Cried Chichi as her tail swished freely. In all her excitement the female saiyan wasn't able to detect the two life forms hiding nearby.

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"Did you see that?!?" Exclaimed a husky voice.

"S-she's got a tail!! Yamcha, that Must be a saiyan!!" Cried a higher pitched voice.

"Krillen You know that lady looks a lot like Chichi..."

"WHA?!?" Krillen nearly fell back.

That's Chichi! Look at her face, her hair and she does live here right?!"

"THAT'S CHICHI!!??" The trees twitched at the loud noise. Krillen turned to look at Yamcha while Yamcha turned to look at him.

"Not so loud Krillen, someone might hear us." There was a rustling behind them.

"Too late boys." It was Chichi, eyes narrowed, teeth gritted and fists clenched. A second later Krillen and Yamcha could be seen running out of the forest with an enraged Chichi right behind.

"BAKAS!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SPYING ON ME?!?" Her secret was out, just like that. With every action there was a consequence. Chichi's action had been putting her guard down and taking down her tail. The consequence was being caught. 'Stupid idiots. They'll pay.'

"WE WEREN'T SPYING!! HONEST!!" Yelled back a very freaked out Krillen.

"YEAH RIGHT BALDY! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?!" Chichi was so close to Krillen that she could spit on him and so she did.

"AH COME ON CHI-" But Yamcha was cut off by Chichi's hollering.

"ARG! I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU!!"

"JEEZE RUN!!"

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Goku slept soundly on top a tree. He was dreaming about a fudge cake( Sorry but I want some...had to put it in)when suddenly a strange crash in the distance broke him from his slumber.

"Wha? What wuz that(yawn)noise?" He stretched out his left arm while rubbing his eye with the other. There was another loud crash. Goku bent his body and tilted his head. The scene was very interesting. There were two men, a tall one with scars and a short bald one, running and crying like maniacs. Behind them ran a frantic woman with an energy ball in her hands. She was screaming at the top of her lungs.

"GET BACK HERE YOU BAKAS!!" The woman looked very familiar to Goku.

"Is that...Chichi?" The energy ball in her hand startled Goku into reality. "Oh crap! She's gonna kill them! Chichi no!" Without wasting time Goku launched himself off the tree and onto the soft ground, landing right in front of Chichi.

"WHAT THE?!" Chichi was surprised at Goku's sudden appearance. Yamcha and Krillen stopped their futile attempt to escape Chichi and turned around. They stood where they were, stoned, eyes bulging and mouths agape. Goku realized the situation and turned his attention to the frozen men.

"Uh...hey guys..." He put his hand behind his head and chuckled nervously.

There was silence.

"Uhm.. guys? You okay?"

Another moment of silence.

"HEY YOU IDIOTS! WAKE UP!" This, from Chichi, grabbed their attention.

"Huh? G-Goku?? You're alive?! B-but..." Krillen was confused. A minute ago he had not only seen his best friend's wife with a tail but he had also seen his dead best friend. Life sure was confusing.

"Well Krillen I'm only here temporarily. I have some unfinished business to take care of." Explained Goku while turning to look at his wife. She, in return, grunted.

"Wait, wait. Goku...you're alive and Chichi has...has a tail? Someone explain, please!" Shrieked Yamcha, who was becoming angered at finding out about these things now.

Eh, why do you care? What I want to know is why you two were spying on me!" There was that evil death glare Chichi gave so well. Yamcha stepped back.

"Well we were helping Bulma baby-sit Goten when she realized you forgot to give her all his baby powdered milk(I know it's stupid but hey what can I say?) . She wanted us to come get it."

"Oh...well he doesn't need that milk anymore, he drinks regular now." With that Chichi turned on her heel and walked away, her tail swishing wildly at her side. Krillen and Yamcha were once again frozen in place. Goku sighed and turned to the guys.

"Heh. She's ok just uh...girl stuff...YEAH that's it girl stuff!" Yamcha and Krillen turned and looked at each other. Then, as if some light bulb had been turned on, both nodded at each other in agreement.

"Oh! Ok Goku we get it. Anyways we were already leaving." Said Yamcha as he nudged Goku in the ribs. "And be careful. Girls are really weird when it comes to their 'girl stuff'." both men waved then flew off in to the morning sky. Goku sighed once again before running off after his mate.

"Hey Chichi wait up!" He slowed down to a jog and then casually walked next to Chichi.

"What do you want Kakarot?"

'Just to talk. That's all." He looked over his wife a minute. She really was different, yet stayed the same. Chichi could tell he was eying her.

"What?" She asked trying to sound aggravated.

"Huh? Oh nothing. You know Chichi, the last time we fought I sensed you were having trouble with your left uppercut. It was too slow to make any contact."

"Wha?!" You wanna say that again!?" She clenched her fists at her side. turning around to face Goku, Chichi was startled to see he was gone. He had disappeared.

"Huh? Where'd he go?"

"Try and catch me of you dare Chi!" Echoed a voice from the treetops.

"IS THAT A CHALLENGE?! ALRIGHT THEN!" Chichi shot up into the forest. There was a crack in the distance. Chichi turned but saw only the forest, nothing out of the ordinary. There was a sudden streak of orange flying straight at Chichi. it collided with her and she fell to the ground. On top her body was Goku.

"What The Hell Huh?" Asked the small body under Goku. "GET OFFA ME!"

'Hey Chichi! Guess I won huh?" Asked Goku with his usual cheerfulness.

"Feh. You think so hot shot." Chichi placed her elbows on the grass and pushed her body up then turned it around in mid-air with Goku still with her. Soon it was Goku who was on the bottom and Chichi on top.

"How'd you like that trick, hm..? Asked a grinning Chichi.

"Fine by me." Replied Goku as he lifted his head to Chichi's and kissing her gently on the lips. This gesture caught Chichi off guard. Instinct took her and soon Chichi was kissing Goku back. If it hadn't been for her tail that caressed the back of her arm Chichi would have never pulled her head back to break the kiss. Slowly she lifted her self from Goku and walked away all the while chastising herself for succumbing tot he kiss and enjoying it. Goku was left sitting on the ground. He smiled as he liked his lips.

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Yeah, I know this chapter was kinda dumb. Aw hell the whole story is pretty pointless. I'm dragging it out far too long. Does anyone have any ideas on how to spice up the story? C'mon we need to keep it rolling! Geeze I need a drink. *Goes to the bar and gets a milk.* Hey.... Where is Piccolo?

Piccolo:*Piccolo staggers out of the bar* H-hey!* hiccup* H-How's it-*falls*

chibi zayla: Aw dammit Piccolo! I told you not to go in there anymore. *sighs and bends down to pick up Piccolo* This is gonna be a long night...