Disclaimer: Hey hey! Guess who had nothing to do during March break and ate
a giant purple pixi stix???? Mwaahahahhaha! I Know I promised Madame Rat
that I'd call her when I finally ate it, but since you're off in an
undisclosed area at the moment you can check out my insanity here!!!
LALALA! I sure as hell don't own these characters, and I'm sure Joss won't
want to either after I've had my way with them! Bwahaha! So, how about that
Spike with a can of whipped cream? AhahahahahHAhahahHeeeeeeeee… SUGAR
RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oops!" squeaked Dawn. "Xander! We're gonna need some towels!" she called down the hall.
Xander grumbled as he got up from the Power Rangers marathon he was watching to grab some paper towels. Giles had taken Blaine and Ayn to the local Motel 6, and Anya, Willow and Tara were still at the Magic Box preparing ingredients for the spell. So, as the odd man out, he was stuck with Spike and Dawn duty. They all had agreed that Spike couldn't stay in his crypt now that he was human, (even if he WAS superhuman,) so Giles offered to take him in for the time being.
What Xander saw when he stomped in was hilarious. Spike was sitting on the toilet seat with a shower cap on his head, bottles of peroxide at his feet and one giggly Dawn painting his nails black.
"Bwahahahaha!!! Oh I'd kill for a camera right now!" Xander said between bursts of giggles.
"You don't say a word you wanker! Or I'll kill you, soul or no soul!" Spat Spike. He reached for his cigarettes, lit one up and proceeded to cough and sputter on the floor. All of which made Xander's giggling louder.
"Hey Big Bad. You're human now! Cigarettes can kill you!" said Dawn as she proceeded to wipe up the spilt black nail polish off the tile.
Spike was pissed! All he agreed to was for the nibblet to have her fun and give him a "makeover" like they did sometimes while he babysat. Yah he was going soft, but he couldn't deny the girl anything. Besides, his newfound reflection showed him how pathetic looking he was. One look at him and Buffy would--- oh yah, Buffy. What did he mean 'oh yah' he couldn't stop thinking about her and how she was in trouble if they couldn't bring her back. Oh!! Buffy would be back and he was human and- he started to pace again. That's right. He agreed to let Dawn have her way with him so that he would stop pacing and worrying for more than five minutes.
"Ooh… come on Spike! Stop pacing! Come on!" Dawn was worried about Spike. Even though she was pissed that he was trying to kill himself earlier that morning she took it upon herself to keep an eye on him. At least until Buffy came back, then she wouldn't need to. "Hey, come here," she said soothingly. ' Come on, we'll wash the dye stuff out and then we can have some dinner! It'll be your first real dinner since you were turned! Don't you wanna see what you missed with you new spiffy human taste buds? You couldn't taste much with those vamp ones." She said in her sweetest, most innocent girly voice.
He was wavering, that's good.
"I'll even make you cocoa with marshmallows!" Dawn added.
That did it.
"Alright lil' Bit! Fix me up! And Harris?"
Xander who was still panting for breath looked up.
"Sod off!"
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"Here it is!" Cried Willow. "I told you it was in the Book of Tarnis! And there you were all 'no Willow it's gotta be The Tiberius Manifesto, or the Pergamum Codex!" she babbled.
"Honey, you're babbling." Said Tara.
"Well, sooooorry! I refuse to go into a book about the Black Arts! I thought we could stick to the good stuff." Said Anya. It was her store, why didn't they listen to her?
Willow gave a 'hell-might-care' look Anya's way then started to read:
Ave Verum Corpus
Natum Virgine, Vere passum
Immorlatum in cruce prohomine
Cuisus latus perforratum
Unda fluxit sanguine
Sanguine, Estonobis praegustatum
O dulcis O pie O Fili
Miesrere mei
Miesrere mei!
"oh no!"
"What is it Willow?" asked Tara.
"The spell…for it to work, it need the blood of Glory."
"Oops!" squeaked Dawn. "Xander! We're gonna need some towels!" she called down the hall.
Xander grumbled as he got up from the Power Rangers marathon he was watching to grab some paper towels. Giles had taken Blaine and Ayn to the local Motel 6, and Anya, Willow and Tara were still at the Magic Box preparing ingredients for the spell. So, as the odd man out, he was stuck with Spike and Dawn duty. They all had agreed that Spike couldn't stay in his crypt now that he was human, (even if he WAS superhuman,) so Giles offered to take him in for the time being.
What Xander saw when he stomped in was hilarious. Spike was sitting on the toilet seat with a shower cap on his head, bottles of peroxide at his feet and one giggly Dawn painting his nails black.
"Bwahahahaha!!! Oh I'd kill for a camera right now!" Xander said between bursts of giggles.
"You don't say a word you wanker! Or I'll kill you, soul or no soul!" Spat Spike. He reached for his cigarettes, lit one up and proceeded to cough and sputter on the floor. All of which made Xander's giggling louder.
"Hey Big Bad. You're human now! Cigarettes can kill you!" said Dawn as she proceeded to wipe up the spilt black nail polish off the tile.
Spike was pissed! All he agreed to was for the nibblet to have her fun and give him a "makeover" like they did sometimes while he babysat. Yah he was going soft, but he couldn't deny the girl anything. Besides, his newfound reflection showed him how pathetic looking he was. One look at him and Buffy would--- oh yah, Buffy. What did he mean 'oh yah' he couldn't stop thinking about her and how she was in trouble if they couldn't bring her back. Oh!! Buffy would be back and he was human and- he started to pace again. That's right. He agreed to let Dawn have her way with him so that he would stop pacing and worrying for more than five minutes.
"Ooh… come on Spike! Stop pacing! Come on!" Dawn was worried about Spike. Even though she was pissed that he was trying to kill himself earlier that morning she took it upon herself to keep an eye on him. At least until Buffy came back, then she wouldn't need to. "Hey, come here," she said soothingly. ' Come on, we'll wash the dye stuff out and then we can have some dinner! It'll be your first real dinner since you were turned! Don't you wanna see what you missed with you new spiffy human taste buds? You couldn't taste much with those vamp ones." She said in her sweetest, most innocent girly voice.
He was wavering, that's good.
"I'll even make you cocoa with marshmallows!" Dawn added.
That did it.
"Alright lil' Bit! Fix me up! And Harris?"
Xander who was still panting for breath looked up.
"Sod off!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here it is!" Cried Willow. "I told you it was in the Book of Tarnis! And there you were all 'no Willow it's gotta be The Tiberius Manifesto, or the Pergamum Codex!" she babbled.
"Honey, you're babbling." Said Tara.
"Well, sooooorry! I refuse to go into a book about the Black Arts! I thought we could stick to the good stuff." Said Anya. It was her store, why didn't they listen to her?
Willow gave a 'hell-might-care' look Anya's way then started to read:
Ave Verum Corpus
Natum Virgine, Vere passum
Immorlatum in cruce prohomine
Cuisus latus perforratum
Unda fluxit sanguine
Sanguine, Estonobis praegustatum
O dulcis O pie O Fili
Miesrere mei
Miesrere mei!
"oh no!"
"What is it Willow?" asked Tara.
"The spell…for it to work, it need the blood of Glory."