*Harry and Hermione went to the hall were Ron and Malfoy are* Penny: Harry are you cheat on Cho? Ron: ha!! Poo on you! Harry: No Malfoy! Penny:? Hermione: We know Malfoy. *spell* *Malfoy was on the ground with weird clothes on for a boy* *A crowd had now appeared* Malfoy: I, I, Ron help. Ron: You trick me! I kissed you-I kissed you.Shit. Malfoy: Ron you love me, don't you?! Ron: I hate you! *Malfoy starts crying* Malfoy: sniff. But I love you. Ron: How? Why? Malfoy: It's like Hey Arnold!!! Ron: ? Malfoy: The muggle show. *Snape Enters* Snape: Malfoy those names were great- No No No!!! Malfoy: I'm Sorry Snape. Sniff. Harry: Let's go. All: right.

In a Near by Classroom

Ron: I swear. He put me under this trance. I heard this thing that sounded like:

Arr ya ready kids? I, I capt'n! I can't hear you! I,I capt'n! Ohhhhhh!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the see? Sponge Bob Square Pants! *Harry and Hermione covered their ears at his mess-up singing* Hermione: You can shut up now. Ron: A yeah. Harry: Well let's hope school is now normal. Hermione: But who was Malfoy? Harry: Crap! I mean Crabe. Ron: Ha! Oh yeah. *Cho enters* Harry: Cho! Cho: Harry I saw you in the hall! *They hugged* Nevile: Hey you all its lunch! Ron, Hermione, Cho, and Harry all walk into the great Hall!

The End

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