Special thanks to Quistisfan who is the reason I though of this, it's all her fault for mentioning the Wezzer song.
Disclaimer I do not own FF 8 nor Muppets.
"Hello! Welcome to the Muppet show. I'm Kermit the frog and today's show we have the caste of FF 8. YAY!" Kermit takes a deep breath. "Okay, so Finial fantasy 8 charaters introduce your self."
"Squall Leonhart." Squall intoduces.
"I'm Squall's dad, Laguna Loire."
"Selphie Tilmitt, and I love surgar and Kinny poo." Selphie hugs Irvine.
"Irvine Kinneas."
"BOUYA! I'm Zell Dincht."
"Dim-shit." Selphie giggles.
"Dincht!" Zell shouts.
Kermits face drops. "Okay, how about you sir how about you?"
"Seifer Almsy, the only blonde in this game with brains."
"Hey!" Quntis glares at him.
"An' what's your name ma'am."
"Quintis." Quintis glares at Seifer. "I'm a teacher at the school."
"Was." Squall interupts.
"Was, what happened?" Kermit asks.
"Plain and simple, Squall." Quintis grumbles. "He gets me fired, and he becomes the head person of the school. Headmaster Cid the only person higher."
"You should have let me kill him!" Seifer growls.
"I'd kicked your ass easly." Squall responds back.
"You dream."
"Oui, my Seifer would beat Squall any day." Miss Piggy fawns and hugs Seifer's leg. "It's no probablem... For such a man like him."
"I like this pig." Seifer smiles.
"Hey Miss Piggy your my girl friend!" Kermit yells.
"Hmf, you'll never be as big of a man... As Seifer. Mmmhmmm."
"Errrrrr, give me that." Kermit grabs Squall's gunblade.
"Hey."
"Shit!" Seifer runs off.
Selphie pulls out her camera and laughs. Zell punches the air and cheers for Kermit.
"So this is what happens when frogs attack." Irvine says blankly. "Now I'm hungry for frog legs."
The chef runs by chasing the chickens. Squall grabs his butcher knife and chases after Kermit.
"Oui, dats my best knife!" The chef shrugs. "Oh well."
"Come on Kermit kill Seifer!" Quintis roots.
"Mmmm, it's so great when men fight over me." Miss Piggy smiles.
***
Sorry it's short.
Disclaimer I do not own FF 8 nor Muppets.
"Hello! Welcome to the Muppet show. I'm Kermit the frog and today's show we have the caste of FF 8. YAY!" Kermit takes a deep breath. "Okay, so Finial fantasy 8 charaters introduce your self."
"Squall Leonhart." Squall intoduces.
"I'm Squall's dad, Laguna Loire."
"Selphie Tilmitt, and I love surgar and Kinny poo." Selphie hugs Irvine.
"Irvine Kinneas."
"BOUYA! I'm Zell Dincht."
"Dim-shit." Selphie giggles.
"Dincht!" Zell shouts.
Kermits face drops. "Okay, how about you sir how about you?"
"Seifer Almsy, the only blonde in this game with brains."
"Hey!" Quntis glares at him.
"An' what's your name ma'am."
"Quintis." Quintis glares at Seifer. "I'm a teacher at the school."
"Was." Squall interupts.
"Was, what happened?" Kermit asks.
"Plain and simple, Squall." Quintis grumbles. "He gets me fired, and he becomes the head person of the school. Headmaster Cid the only person higher."
"You should have let me kill him!" Seifer growls.
"I'd kicked your ass easly." Squall responds back.
"You dream."
"Oui, my Seifer would beat Squall any day." Miss Piggy fawns and hugs Seifer's leg. "It's no probablem... For such a man like him."
"I like this pig." Seifer smiles.
"Hey Miss Piggy your my girl friend!" Kermit yells.
"Hmf, you'll never be as big of a man... As Seifer. Mmmhmmm."
"Errrrrr, give me that." Kermit grabs Squall's gunblade.
"Hey."
"Shit!" Seifer runs off.
Selphie pulls out her camera and laughs. Zell punches the air and cheers for Kermit.
"So this is what happens when frogs attack." Irvine says blankly. "Now I'm hungry for frog legs."
The chef runs by chasing the chickens. Squall grabs his butcher knife and chases after Kermit.
"Oui, dats my best knife!" The chef shrugs. "Oh well."
"Come on Kermit kill Seifer!" Quintis roots.
"Mmmm, it's so great when men fight over me." Miss Piggy smiles.
***
Sorry it's short.