Here we go again. Thanks again to QuistyFan. She's being a big help in the production.
Disclaimer, I do not own FF 8 or da muppets.
"Hello it's Kermit the frog, and welcome to the second Final Fantasy interview. This week we have Finial Fantasy ten, and hopefully there more controlled then the eight caste. So lets give it up for FF 10 YAY!" Kermit cheers them in. "So please introduce yourselves."
"LuLu, and this is Yuna."
"I can introduce my self." Yuna snaps in a cranky mood. "I'm Yuna, nice to meet you Kermit."
"I'm Jecht, Tidus's father."
"Damn you don't call yourself my father!" Tidus snaps. "You low down son of a bitch."
Jecht rolls his eyes and pushes back his hair standing tall.
"I'm Auron, everyone is cranky today I apologize." Auron says coolly.
"Wakka, the best bitz ball player ever."
"Rikku." Rikku smiles sweetly.
"Kimahri."
"And I'm Seymore."
"See more what? wocka wocka wocka." Fozzie breaks in.
Wakka looks confused wondering why his name was called three times. Kermit looks at Fozzie.
"Fozzie that was not nice." Kermit scolds.
"See more, Seymore." Rikku laughs.
Seymore leaves before his name is degraded more. Kermit looks to him and Rikku then and Fozzie.
"This is all your fault Fozzie." Kermit blames.
"Fozzie, any relation to fozziemoto?" Jecht asks.
"It's quaziemoto Jecht, or didn't you learn anything in school?" Tidus grumbles.
Jecht glares at Tidus. Yuna hits Tidus in the head with her staff. Her eyes cold and unrelenting. She obviously didn't like how Tidus was acting towards his father. Kimahri and Auron move to a corner to watch.
"Tidus apologize to your father!" Yuna orders.
"Umm, this is not the Jerry Springer show." Kermit begins to panic.
"No, this bastard was supposed to stay dead!" Tidus yells at Yuna.
"Is that how your going to act if we have kids?" Yuna asks.
"No."
"Yes," Rikku and Wakka answer together.
Tidus turns and glares at Rikku and Wakka. The both laugh together find this very amusing. Lu Lu puts her hand to her face and groans.
"Oooo, did I hear FF bishies talking?" Miss piggy pops in her best dress.
"Hey miss Piggy, why did the chicken cross the road?" Fozzie asks.
"To beat the crap out of you." Miss Piggy pounds Fozzie to the floor.
"Hey I like him!" Rikku stands up to miss Piggy.
"Hmn, you have bad taste."
"Bitch!" Rikku lunges at Miss Piggy.
"Hey ladies, why don't you fight over a REAL man?" Jecht asks.
Auron stuffs a thing of Saki into Jecht's mouth to shut him up. Wakka cheers as hair flys, cheering on the cat fight taking place. Yuna screeches at the top of her lungs, and decks the nearest person. In this case it was LuLu.
Tidus turns and faces Yuna startled. "Yuna?"
"Hey ma'am," Jecht slurs already drunk. "Why don't you bring that over sized bubble blower over here."
"That's it Tidus, I don't care how you feel your fathers dead!"
"Stay out of it I'll take care of it." Tidus orders and jumps on Jecht.
Lu Lu angry grabs Yuna by the hair and starts a second cat fight. Just for the sake of it Auron starts a fight with Kimahri. Kermit looks around panicked. Clifford walks into the room and looks around.
"Wow talk about the 'good the bad and the funky.'" Clifford laughs and walks by.
"Uhh, err, this is Kermit the frog signing out. Next will be FF 7, I hope."
"Meep, meep!"
****
"Man this episode was just like a bad Fox Show."
"No I think it was more like Jerry Springer, without the uninsperational words at the end."
Both men break out laughing.
***
Tee hee
Disclaimer, I do not own FF 8 or da muppets.
"Hello it's Kermit the frog, and welcome to the second Final Fantasy interview. This week we have Finial Fantasy ten, and hopefully there more controlled then the eight caste. So lets give it up for FF 10 YAY!" Kermit cheers them in. "So please introduce yourselves."
"LuLu, and this is Yuna."
"I can introduce my self." Yuna snaps in a cranky mood. "I'm Yuna, nice to meet you Kermit."
"I'm Jecht, Tidus's father."
"Damn you don't call yourself my father!" Tidus snaps. "You low down son of a bitch."
Jecht rolls his eyes and pushes back his hair standing tall.
"I'm Auron, everyone is cranky today I apologize." Auron says coolly.
"Wakka, the best bitz ball player ever."
"Rikku." Rikku smiles sweetly.
"Kimahri."
"And I'm Seymore."
"See more what? wocka wocka wocka." Fozzie breaks in.
Wakka looks confused wondering why his name was called three times. Kermit looks at Fozzie.
"Fozzie that was not nice." Kermit scolds.
"See more, Seymore." Rikku laughs.
Seymore leaves before his name is degraded more. Kermit looks to him and Rikku then and Fozzie.
"This is all your fault Fozzie." Kermit blames.
"Fozzie, any relation to fozziemoto?" Jecht asks.
"It's quaziemoto Jecht, or didn't you learn anything in school?" Tidus grumbles.
Jecht glares at Tidus. Yuna hits Tidus in the head with her staff. Her eyes cold and unrelenting. She obviously didn't like how Tidus was acting towards his father. Kimahri and Auron move to a corner to watch.
"Tidus apologize to your father!" Yuna orders.
"Umm, this is not the Jerry Springer show." Kermit begins to panic.
"No, this bastard was supposed to stay dead!" Tidus yells at Yuna.
"Is that how your going to act if we have kids?" Yuna asks.
"No."
"Yes," Rikku and Wakka answer together.
Tidus turns and glares at Rikku and Wakka. The both laugh together find this very amusing. Lu Lu puts her hand to her face and groans.
"Oooo, did I hear FF bishies talking?" Miss piggy pops in her best dress.
"Hey miss Piggy, why did the chicken cross the road?" Fozzie asks.
"To beat the crap out of you." Miss Piggy pounds Fozzie to the floor.
"Hey I like him!" Rikku stands up to miss Piggy.
"Hmn, you have bad taste."
"Bitch!" Rikku lunges at Miss Piggy.
"Hey ladies, why don't you fight over a REAL man?" Jecht asks.
Auron stuffs a thing of Saki into Jecht's mouth to shut him up. Wakka cheers as hair flys, cheering on the cat fight taking place. Yuna screeches at the top of her lungs, and decks the nearest person. In this case it was LuLu.
Tidus turns and faces Yuna startled. "Yuna?"
"Hey ma'am," Jecht slurs already drunk. "Why don't you bring that over sized bubble blower over here."
"That's it Tidus, I don't care how you feel your fathers dead!"
"Stay out of it I'll take care of it." Tidus orders and jumps on Jecht.
Lu Lu angry grabs Yuna by the hair and starts a second cat fight. Just for the sake of it Auron starts a fight with Kimahri. Kermit looks around panicked. Clifford walks into the room and looks around.
"Wow talk about the 'good the bad and the funky.'" Clifford laughs and walks by.
"Uhh, err, this is Kermit the frog signing out. Next will be FF 7, I hope."
"Meep, meep!"
****
"Man this episode was just like a bad Fox Show."
"No I think it was more like Jerry Springer, without the uninsperational words at the end."
Both men break out laughing.
***
Tee hee