OH yes I told you I'm not done yet. i don't remeber if its' Fozzy or Fuzzy for give me if I f-ed up. *language*
Disclaimer I do not own muppets or Finial Fantasy 7
"Hello, welcome to the Kermit show." Kermit clears his throat. "Sorry our show was off air for a while, the finial fantasy 10 group left us with a recovering cast." Kermit makes a funny face. "So uh yeah lets give it up for the cast of finial fantasy seven YAY!"
The crowd cheers wildly and the finial fantasy group files unto the stage.
"So introduce your selves, and might I say your one large cast."
Cloud mumbles something and Tifa and Aeris hit him hard to shut him up.
"I'm Tifa Lockhart."
"Aeris."
Tifa and Aeris hit Cloud again. Kermit grows concerned with the violence mounting in the room.
"Cloud Strife."
"Barret, nice to meet you Kermit I'm a fan of yours."
"Well, it's nice to met you to Barret." Kermit responds happily. At least one was normal.
"Read VIII," Red VIII yawns.
"Hojo, this is my wife Lacrecia and my son Sephiroth."
"Ex-wife," Lacrecia says with a grudge. "And we were technically married."
"Lacreicia is not my mom Jenova is." Sephiroth says sitting next to something in something that looked like a coffin.
"She is NOT!" Lacrecia shrieks. "I'm your mother! I can't believe what that man made you believe."
"I did not make him believe it, stop trying to turn him against me!" Hojo snaps back.
Kermit looks from the family and sweat-drops, this couldn't be good. This SO couldn't be good.
"Shut up you asshole, you will not hurt Lacrecia with your words." A man interrupts.
"Uh err, sir who are you?" Kermit breaks in.
"Vincent Valentine. I love Lacrecia even though she'd never leave that monster."
"Who, Sephiroth?" Cloud asks.
"No, you dolt, Hojo." Lacrecia snaps. "Vincent get Sephiroth, Hojo I'm going to actually marry a man that loves me."
Vincent smiles and grabs Sephiroth and throws Sephiroth over his shoulder. Lacrecia puts a hand around Vincent's waist and walks off the show. Kermit blinks confused, and Sephiroth turned chibi and was screaming for mama Jenova.
"Wow he had to mommies, cool." Kermit responds first thing that comes to his mind.
Aeris and Tifa groans and the forgotten back in man starts to cuss. Cloud scratches his head utterly confused at what just gone on, and Red VIII managed to fall asleep during all of this. Kermit sucks in a breathe and looks over the group. You could hear the crickets in the background.
"Hey Kermit?" Fozzy walks in.
"What?" Kermit asks.
"What do you call a person with to mothers?"
"Fucked up." Cid responds in back.
"Uh, er." Kermit glances at Cid. "I don't know."
"Completely spoiled, wakka wakka wakka."
"OKAY, and who are you in back?" Kermit asks.
"I'm fucking Cid, and I got to drag there sorry asses around." Cid responds lighting a cigarette.
"DIE!"
The group looks up startled as a sword goes to Fozzy. Just like it did Aeris the day she supposedly died. Sephiroth eye twitches as he looks at Kermit. He pulls his sword out of Fozzy and heads towards Kermit. Kermit screams and looks around for something to hide behind. Grabbing one of the chickens, Kermit tosses it at Sephiroth.
"BAWK!"
"Sephiroth deary please don't." Aeris shouts and runs in front of Sephiroth. "I know there's other things you want to do right now."
"Your right." Sephiroth tosses Aeris over his shoulder. "I go now, there is something more I need to do."
Aeris giggles and pretends to struggle, Clouds face goes pale, and to the ultimate blank. Tifa pokes Fozzy with a stick, the bear doesn't move. She smiles nervously and looks at Kermit.
"Uh, err, I think this is all of the Kermit show." Kermit gasps. "Next week, I don't know who's next week."
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"BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO!"
"What your friend Bravo's in the front row again."
"No but they finally killed that annoying bear."
***
Sorry if it's not as creative.
Disclaimer I do not own muppets or Finial Fantasy 7
"Hello, welcome to the Kermit show." Kermit clears his throat. "Sorry our show was off air for a while, the finial fantasy 10 group left us with a recovering cast." Kermit makes a funny face. "So uh yeah lets give it up for the cast of finial fantasy seven YAY!"
The crowd cheers wildly and the finial fantasy group files unto the stage.
"So introduce your selves, and might I say your one large cast."
Cloud mumbles something and Tifa and Aeris hit him hard to shut him up.
"I'm Tifa Lockhart."
"Aeris."
Tifa and Aeris hit Cloud again. Kermit grows concerned with the violence mounting in the room.
"Cloud Strife."
"Barret, nice to meet you Kermit I'm a fan of yours."
"Well, it's nice to met you to Barret." Kermit responds happily. At least one was normal.
"Read VIII," Red VIII yawns.
"Hojo, this is my wife Lacrecia and my son Sephiroth."
"Ex-wife," Lacrecia says with a grudge. "And we were technically married."
"Lacreicia is not my mom Jenova is." Sephiroth says sitting next to something in something that looked like a coffin.
"She is NOT!" Lacrecia shrieks. "I'm your mother! I can't believe what that man made you believe."
"I did not make him believe it, stop trying to turn him against me!" Hojo snaps back.
Kermit looks from the family and sweat-drops, this couldn't be good. This SO couldn't be good.
"Shut up you asshole, you will not hurt Lacrecia with your words." A man interrupts.
"Uh err, sir who are you?" Kermit breaks in.
"Vincent Valentine. I love Lacrecia even though she'd never leave that monster."
"Who, Sephiroth?" Cloud asks.
"No, you dolt, Hojo." Lacrecia snaps. "Vincent get Sephiroth, Hojo I'm going to actually marry a man that loves me."
Vincent smiles and grabs Sephiroth and throws Sephiroth over his shoulder. Lacrecia puts a hand around Vincent's waist and walks off the show. Kermit blinks confused, and Sephiroth turned chibi and was screaming for mama Jenova.
"Wow he had to mommies, cool." Kermit responds first thing that comes to his mind.
Aeris and Tifa groans and the forgotten back in man starts to cuss. Cloud scratches his head utterly confused at what just gone on, and Red VIII managed to fall asleep during all of this. Kermit sucks in a breathe and looks over the group. You could hear the crickets in the background.
"Hey Kermit?" Fozzy walks in.
"What?" Kermit asks.
"What do you call a person with to mothers?"
"Fucked up." Cid responds in back.
"Uh, er." Kermit glances at Cid. "I don't know."
"Completely spoiled, wakka wakka wakka."
"OKAY, and who are you in back?" Kermit asks.
"I'm fucking Cid, and I got to drag there sorry asses around." Cid responds lighting a cigarette.
"DIE!"
The group looks up startled as a sword goes to Fozzy. Just like it did Aeris the day she supposedly died. Sephiroth eye twitches as he looks at Kermit. He pulls his sword out of Fozzy and heads towards Kermit. Kermit screams and looks around for something to hide behind. Grabbing one of the chickens, Kermit tosses it at Sephiroth.
"BAWK!"
"Sephiroth deary please don't." Aeris shouts and runs in front of Sephiroth. "I know there's other things you want to do right now."
"Your right." Sephiroth tosses Aeris over his shoulder. "I go now, there is something more I need to do."
Aeris giggles and pretends to struggle, Clouds face goes pale, and to the ultimate blank. Tifa pokes Fozzy with a stick, the bear doesn't move. She smiles nervously and looks at Kermit.
"Uh, err, I think this is all of the Kermit show." Kermit gasps. "Next week, I don't know who's next week."
****
"BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO!"
"What your friend Bravo's in the front row again."
"No but they finally killed that annoying bear."
***
Sorry if it's not as creative.