Six Elements of Eevee/Aurora Mistress/Ladenflight
Taking a Break
by: Shadewind Hayate (formerly known as Eevee-Suicune Maiden)
Hayate: I'm being VERY lazy with Six Elements, so this is a rambling chapter to go with it, Ladenflight and Aurora Mistress. No plot whatsoever, just a break with the characters. This is gonna be added to both Six Elements & Aurora Mistress.
Shadwyn: *sarcastic* Yippee...and I could have killed that Espeon.
Charni: Milady, it's CHARNI. Can't you say that instead?
Aika: Don't ever bother trying with her. It's completely useless.
Shadwyn: Be silenced, Charni.
Aika: Then again, I could be wrong.
Enderyn: *looks at e-mails and reviews* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Charni: ?
Enderyn: Everybody loves the Jolteon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Crobat, Alex and Karieru stumble upon the scene*
Karieru: *is revived and looks around* Huh?
Charni: Mistress Karieru!
Enderyn: My darling!
Shadwyn: That was just wrong...
*Charni and Enderyn run to Karieru*
Karieru: OML (note: oh my lugia)! Charni! Enderyn! *opens arms to hug them*
Alex: MINE! *snatches Karieru*
Karieru: O_O
Hayate: Um. That wasn't supposed to happen. Alex, you're the mean one!
Clair: Besides me.
Hayate: Besides you.
Enderyn: You're the jerk who sent us here?!
Clair: So. I like being evil. ^.^
Enderyn: -THUNDERBOLT-
Charni: Master Alex, would you please be so kind to release my mistress? I should like to rub my head upon her hand.
Shadwyn: Yuck.
Karieru: Awww...how cute! CanIAlexcanIpleasepleaseplease?
Alex: No.
Aika: I wanna rub my head on somebody, too!
Enderyn: *grin* Come here, my foxy little Flareon...
Aika: EWWWW! -FLAMETHROWER-
Shadwyn: *sniff* She's all grown up...
Aika: Uh................*sweatdrop*
Crobat: Bye. *disappears*
Charni: How is that accomplished?!
Hayate: Me a goddess. ^_^
Clair: You couldn't even update sooner!
Hayate: Me a princess.
Clair: Somewhat better.
Karieru: Someone help me...
Alex: *throws her in violent ocean water* DROWN!
Karieru: x_x
Charni: NOOOOOO! *jumps in to save her*
Shadwyn: Perfect chance to finally rid myself of that Espeon! *jumps in after Charni*
Enderyn: *evil cackle* Die, Umbreon, die! -THUNDER-
Aika & Alex: *sit back, relax, and eat popcorn*
*The thunder attack injures everyone, except Karieru, who is already dead.*
Umbra: *makes a grand entrance*
Eusine: Suicune! Here Suicune! *whistles* C'mon over here, girl!
Umbra: I am not canine.
Eusine: Oh.
Umbra: *glowing rainbow light fills ocean*
Karieru: *resurrected*
Hayate: AACK! YOU IDIOTS! YOU ALMOST GAVE AWAY AN IMPORTANT PLOT THINGY FOR AURORA MISTRESS!
Karieru: I had to live anyway.
Alex: *evil snicker* At least for now...
Hayate: ALEX!
Enderyn: YAY! *hugs Karieru*
Karieru: YOWCH! Those spikes hurt!
Charni: *rubs head*
Shadwyn: Like I said--yuck.
Alex: *mumbling* Mine.
*Ladenflight crew pops in*
Karieru: I don't go for redheads.
Kikanah: Like I don't go for those with black or hazel hair.
Thomas & Lance: Darn.
James: You can always have me! ^^
Kikanah: *sweatdrop*
Lance: *grinning evilly* I have the power of manipulation...
Kikanah: Save me. *faints*
Marie: Who's that beautiful foxlike red creature?
Aika: Me?
Marie: You. You're so pretty!
Enderyn: I knew it! I told you Myercha, you sexy--
Aika: Shut up, Enderyn. *turns to Marie* I'm a Fire-type Pokemon called Flareon. My name is Aika.
Enderyn: *goes pale* YOUR NAME IS AIKA?!
Aika: Oui. Pourquoi?
Enderyn: OML! *freaks out* I gotta go in my secret diary and scratch out all the six thousand 'Myercha' and replace it with Aika! OML!
Shadwyn: You have a diary?
Enderyn: Yeah! *cries* All that hard work....
Shadwyn: What did you write in there?
Enderyn: Stuff that the kiddies can't read. Ya know, stuff rated R and above....
Shadwyn & Aika: O.O
Enderyn: I am potty-trained. What's the big deal? (A/N: Thanks to French-fille for that one!) I've been learning from that porno Pokemon magazine.
Karieru: WTF?
Shadwyn: YOU PERVERTED---
Aika: DISGUSTING..............How could you--
Shadwyn: WRITE ABOUT MY KIT LIKE THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dead silence*
Shadywn: *smiles sweetly* Oops. Did I say something disturbing?
A/N: And /hopefully/, a proper chapter will come in due time. Thank you everyone for reading Six Elements, and I swear to dedicate my free time during the holidays (stupid projects) to writing! For those who liked Ladenflight, it's on the URL I posted in the user lookup thingy.
Taking a Break
by: Shadewind Hayate (formerly known as Eevee-Suicune Maiden)
Hayate: I'm being VERY lazy with Six Elements, so this is a rambling chapter to go with it, Ladenflight and Aurora Mistress. No plot whatsoever, just a break with the characters. This is gonna be added to both Six Elements & Aurora Mistress.
Shadwyn: *sarcastic* Yippee...and I could have killed that Espeon.
Charni: Milady, it's CHARNI. Can't you say that instead?
Aika: Don't ever bother trying with her. It's completely useless.
Shadwyn: Be silenced, Charni.
Aika: Then again, I could be wrong.
Enderyn: *looks at e-mails and reviews* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Charni: ?
Enderyn: Everybody loves the Jolteon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Crobat, Alex and Karieru stumble upon the scene*
Karieru: *is revived and looks around* Huh?
Charni: Mistress Karieru!
Enderyn: My darling!
Shadwyn: That was just wrong...
*Charni and Enderyn run to Karieru*
Karieru: OML (note: oh my lugia)! Charni! Enderyn! *opens arms to hug them*
Alex: MINE! *snatches Karieru*
Karieru: O_O
Hayate: Um. That wasn't supposed to happen. Alex, you're the mean one!
Clair: Besides me.
Hayate: Besides you.
Enderyn: You're the jerk who sent us here?!
Clair: So. I like being evil. ^.^
Enderyn: -THUNDERBOLT-
Charni: Master Alex, would you please be so kind to release my mistress? I should like to rub my head upon her hand.
Shadwyn: Yuck.
Karieru: Awww...how cute! CanIAlexcanIpleasepleaseplease?
Alex: No.
Aika: I wanna rub my head on somebody, too!
Enderyn: *grin* Come here, my foxy little Flareon...
Aika: EWWWW! -FLAMETHROWER-
Shadwyn: *sniff* She's all grown up...
Aika: Uh................*sweatdrop*
Crobat: Bye. *disappears*
Charni: How is that accomplished?!
Hayate: Me a goddess. ^_^
Clair: You couldn't even update sooner!
Hayate: Me a princess.
Clair: Somewhat better.
Karieru: Someone help me...
Alex: *throws her in violent ocean water* DROWN!
Karieru: x_x
Charni: NOOOOOO! *jumps in to save her*
Shadwyn: Perfect chance to finally rid myself of that Espeon! *jumps in after Charni*
Enderyn: *evil cackle* Die, Umbreon, die! -THUNDER-
Aika & Alex: *sit back, relax, and eat popcorn*
*The thunder attack injures everyone, except Karieru, who is already dead.*
Umbra: *makes a grand entrance*
Eusine: Suicune! Here Suicune! *whistles* C'mon over here, girl!
Umbra: I am not canine.
Eusine: Oh.
Umbra: *glowing rainbow light fills ocean*
Karieru: *resurrected*
Hayate: AACK! YOU IDIOTS! YOU ALMOST GAVE AWAY AN IMPORTANT PLOT THINGY FOR AURORA MISTRESS!
Karieru: I had to live anyway.
Alex: *evil snicker* At least for now...
Hayate: ALEX!
Enderyn: YAY! *hugs Karieru*
Karieru: YOWCH! Those spikes hurt!
Charni: *rubs head*
Shadwyn: Like I said--yuck.
Alex: *mumbling* Mine.
*Ladenflight crew pops in*
Karieru: I don't go for redheads.
Kikanah: Like I don't go for those with black or hazel hair.
Thomas & Lance: Darn.
James: You can always have me! ^^
Kikanah: *sweatdrop*
Lance: *grinning evilly* I have the power of manipulation...
Kikanah: Save me. *faints*
Marie: Who's that beautiful foxlike red creature?
Aika: Me?
Marie: You. You're so pretty!
Enderyn: I knew it! I told you Myercha, you sexy--
Aika: Shut up, Enderyn. *turns to Marie* I'm a Fire-type Pokemon called Flareon. My name is Aika.
Enderyn: *goes pale* YOUR NAME IS AIKA?!
Aika: Oui. Pourquoi?
Enderyn: OML! *freaks out* I gotta go in my secret diary and scratch out all the six thousand 'Myercha' and replace it with Aika! OML!
Shadwyn: You have a diary?
Enderyn: Yeah! *cries* All that hard work....
Shadwyn: What did you write in there?
Enderyn: Stuff that the kiddies can't read. Ya know, stuff rated R and above....
Shadwyn & Aika: O.O
Enderyn: I am potty-trained. What's the big deal? (A/N: Thanks to French-fille for that one!) I've been learning from that porno Pokemon magazine.
Karieru: WTF?
Shadwyn: YOU PERVERTED---
Aika: DISGUSTING..............How could you--
Shadwyn: WRITE ABOUT MY KIT LIKE THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dead silence*
Shadywn: *smiles sweetly* Oops. Did I say something disturbing?
A/N: And /hopefully/, a proper chapter will come in due time. Thank you everyone for reading Six Elements, and I swear to dedicate my free time during the holidays (stupid projects) to writing! For those who liked Ladenflight, it's on the URL I posted in the user lookup thingy.