Two days later
Spike was lying on the couch, watching Passions and nursing his bruised ego, when he heard knocking on the front door. "Buggar off! Passions is on!" he yelled to the door.
The knocking continued. Upset, Spike jumped off the couch and stalked towards the door and flung it open. "I said buggar off, Passions is on!" he repeated.
"I'm looking for Cody Forrester," the man at the door said.
Spike looked the man up and down. He was about six one, black hair cut short and a goatee. Behind him another bloke was walking towards the door. Spike laughed as he slammed the door in his face and stalked back to the couch.
Donovan closed his eyes in frustration and flung the door open. They haven't heard from Cody in a couple days and he had a bad feeling about this town. "I said I'm looking for Cody Forrester." Donovan repeated.
"Didn't invite you in mate." Spike sneered, his attention never leaving the tv. Donovan walked over to the tv and shut it off. "Hey I was watching Passions!"
Donovan grabbed Spike and tossed him to the floor. "Didn't catch your name." Donovan growled picking Spike off the floor. "Again, where's Cody."
"Who the hell are you?" Spike growled.
"His boss." Donovan replied.
"His boss?" Spike stuttered, remembered this poofter worked for the soddin' government, "Why didn't ya say so mate?"
"Hey, are you going to beat Spike up?" Xander asked hoping the stranger would. "You know you can."
"Can I help you?" Buffy asked walking into her house.
"That's it!" Donovan shouted at the top of his lungs. Everyone in the room turned and looked at him. "Someone is going to tell me what's going on or I'm going to kill someone!"
"Here, start with 'im." Spike smiled, pushing Xander towards the irate agent.
"Spike!" Buffy hissed, smacking him upside his head.
"Where's Cody?" Alex asked, drumming her fingers against the weapons chest.
"Hey Donovan," Jake smiled walking into the house with a redhead, "This is Cody's cousin, Willow."
"Oh please," Xander sighed as he watched Anya and Buffy turn their attention to the new guy in the house.
"Hi, I'm Buffy!" she smiled shaking Jake's hand.
"Jake Shaw," he replied, confused to what's been going on in the house. "What's going on? What did I miss?"
"Right," Spike growled walking up to Buffy and tossing an arm around her, "you're looking for the whelp too?"
"And you are?" Alex asked attempting to open the chest.
"I'm hers," Spike grinned, pulling Buffy closer.
"What!?" Xander and Buffy exclaimed.
"Hey, if I 'ave to be his cousin, you can be my girl." Spike whispered into Buffy's ear.
"Oh, you are so much kitty filler when this is over." Buffy hissed back.
"You're looking for Cody?" Willow nervously asked, "He, he went to Los Angeles for a few days to uh, uh, visit his parents."
"And I can tell you that's a bunch of crap." Donovan replied backing Willow up against the wall, "Where is he?"
"Sod off, mate," Spike growled, pulling Donovan away from her, "There's only one Big Bad here and that's me."
"Stay out of this." Donovan warned, trying to intimidate Spike.
"Make me." Spike challenged. If anyone was going to intimidate the Wicca, it would be him.
"Uh, I picked up Cody's signal." Jake interrupted before fists went flying.
"Signal?" Buffy asked confused
"Cody has a GPS in his watch." Donovan smugly replied.
"GPS?" Xander repeated.
"Global Position System," Alex explained, "We can track him anywhere in the world."
"What about other dimensions?" Anya whispered.
"What was that?" Donovan demanded.
"Nothing." Anya squeaked, grabbing onto Xander's arm for protection.
"Slayer!" a demon called out, "Come out and meet your death!"
"Son of a bitch!" Buffy muttered walking towards the back door, "Not now."
"What's going on?" Jake asked, looking out the window .
"What the hell is that??" Frank exclaimed joining them.
"Hold the conversation for a moment." Buffy ordered. They watch as Buffy walked over to her weapons chest and took out a sword. "I'll be right back."
"What's she going to do with a sword?" Alex asked looking at all the weapons.
"Better just let Buffy handle the situation." Xander commented handing Alex a cookie.
Everyone stepped out onto the porch and watched as Buffy took on the demon.
"I don't ask for much," Buffy huffed as she swung the sword towards the demon, cutting it arm. "Just trying to make my best friend's cousin's visit a pleasant." Buffy ducks as the monster's claw came towards her head. "But nooo, you have to come and ruin it for me. You and your, by the way what are you?"
"Federal Agents!" Jake and Donovan yelled, slowly moving into the yard. Jake walked right while Donovan went left, their guns never leaving the demon.
"Get back!" Buffy yelled, "I can handle this."
"Get on the ground!" Donovan ordered the demon.
Seeing it has a new victim, the demon turned its rage onto Donovan. Alex nervously watches as Donovan slowly backed up. Donovan dove out of the way as the demon took a swing. On his knees, Donovan aimed his gun and shot the demon. They all watched as the demon fell to the ground.
"You got it!" Jake yelled slowly walking towards the demon.
"Jake, no!" Buffy yells trying to stop him.
Jake took a few steps back as the demon jumped up and raised it's hand to him. Round disc come flying out of the demon's hand and the force sent Jake flying across the yard. Donovan tried to stand up, but the demon grabbed him by his neck and threw him towards Jake.
"Oh, that's it!" Buffy growled, swinging her sword towards the monster.
"What's going on?" Anya asked walking onto the porch. "Oh my God! It can't be."
"Nobody hurts the cute fed!" Buffy seethed, cutting the demon's head off.
"Does anyone know what that thing was?" Alex asked looking at Xander and Willow.
"Jake! Are you okay?" Buffy asked helping him up. She started to wipe the goo off his chest and face.
"What," Jake tried to ask, spitting out some of the goo, "what about your boyfriend?"
"Huh? What?" Buffy asked confused, "Oh, him. We are so over. Never really happened."
"Hey!" Spike huffed, helping Donovan up and walk towards the house. "I'm bloody right here!"
"Again," Alex asked, "will someone tell me what the hell is going on?"
"I know who has Cody." Anya admitted.
"Who?" Donovan demanded, putting an ice pack to his head.
"The Easter Bunny!" Anya whispered sitting down.
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"The Easter Bunny?" Donovan exploded, "Do you think I'm really that stupid to believe that?"
"Well, yea." Spike laughed walking to the refrigerator and taking a mug out.
"What was that thing that attacked us?" Jake demanded placing the towel on the counter.
"Prutregg demon." Anya informed them.
"What?" they all asked.
"Prutregg demon," she repeated. "It shoots some kind of goo that smells like rotten eggs. If left on long enough, it could cause sterility. Good thing you washed it off."
"Uh, yea." Jake agreed not sure where the conversation was going.
"You said demon right?" Alex asked looking for her cigarettes.
"I said demon." Anya sighed, "I know a demon when I see one. I was only a vengeance demon for over a thousand years!"
"What did you just say?" Jake asked her.
"Oh, we are in so much trouble." Xander whined.
"You were a demon," Alex stated, looking at everyone like they were crazy, "and that thing that attacked us is a demon and the person who took Cody is the Easter Bunny."
"Right." Anya nodded.
"I need a drink and a cigarette." Alex muttered heading back outside.
Spike was lying on the couch, watching Passions and nursing his bruised ego, when he heard knocking on the front door. "Buggar off! Passions is on!" he yelled to the door.
The knocking continued. Upset, Spike jumped off the couch and stalked towards the door and flung it open. "I said buggar off, Passions is on!" he repeated.
"I'm looking for Cody Forrester," the man at the door said.
Spike looked the man up and down. He was about six one, black hair cut short and a goatee. Behind him another bloke was walking towards the door. Spike laughed as he slammed the door in his face and stalked back to the couch.
Donovan closed his eyes in frustration and flung the door open. They haven't heard from Cody in a couple days and he had a bad feeling about this town. "I said I'm looking for Cody Forrester." Donovan repeated.
"Didn't invite you in mate." Spike sneered, his attention never leaving the tv. Donovan walked over to the tv and shut it off. "Hey I was watching Passions!"
Donovan grabbed Spike and tossed him to the floor. "Didn't catch your name." Donovan growled picking Spike off the floor. "Again, where's Cody."
"Who the hell are you?" Spike growled.
"His boss." Donovan replied.
"His boss?" Spike stuttered, remembered this poofter worked for the soddin' government, "Why didn't ya say so mate?"
"Hey, are you going to beat Spike up?" Xander asked hoping the stranger would. "You know you can."
"Can I help you?" Buffy asked walking into her house.
"That's it!" Donovan shouted at the top of his lungs. Everyone in the room turned and looked at him. "Someone is going to tell me what's going on or I'm going to kill someone!"
"Here, start with 'im." Spike smiled, pushing Xander towards the irate agent.
"Spike!" Buffy hissed, smacking him upside his head.
"Where's Cody?" Alex asked, drumming her fingers against the weapons chest.
"Hey Donovan," Jake smiled walking into the house with a redhead, "This is Cody's cousin, Willow."
"Oh please," Xander sighed as he watched Anya and Buffy turn their attention to the new guy in the house.
"Hi, I'm Buffy!" she smiled shaking Jake's hand.
"Jake Shaw," he replied, confused to what's been going on in the house. "What's going on? What did I miss?"
"Right," Spike growled walking up to Buffy and tossing an arm around her, "you're looking for the whelp too?"
"And you are?" Alex asked attempting to open the chest.
"I'm hers," Spike grinned, pulling Buffy closer.
"What!?" Xander and Buffy exclaimed.
"Hey, if I 'ave to be his cousin, you can be my girl." Spike whispered into Buffy's ear.
"Oh, you are so much kitty filler when this is over." Buffy hissed back.
"You're looking for Cody?" Willow nervously asked, "He, he went to Los Angeles for a few days to uh, uh, visit his parents."
"And I can tell you that's a bunch of crap." Donovan replied backing Willow up against the wall, "Where is he?"
"Sod off, mate," Spike growled, pulling Donovan away from her, "There's only one Big Bad here and that's me."
"Stay out of this." Donovan warned, trying to intimidate Spike.
"Make me." Spike challenged. If anyone was going to intimidate the Wicca, it would be him.
"Uh, I picked up Cody's signal." Jake interrupted before fists went flying.
"Signal?" Buffy asked confused
"Cody has a GPS in his watch." Donovan smugly replied.
"GPS?" Xander repeated.
"Global Position System," Alex explained, "We can track him anywhere in the world."
"What about other dimensions?" Anya whispered.
"What was that?" Donovan demanded.
"Nothing." Anya squeaked, grabbing onto Xander's arm for protection.
"Slayer!" a demon called out, "Come out and meet your death!"
"Son of a bitch!" Buffy muttered walking towards the back door, "Not now."
"What's going on?" Jake asked, looking out the window .
"What the hell is that??" Frank exclaimed joining them.
"Hold the conversation for a moment." Buffy ordered. They watch as Buffy walked over to her weapons chest and took out a sword. "I'll be right back."
"What's she going to do with a sword?" Alex asked looking at all the weapons.
"Better just let Buffy handle the situation." Xander commented handing Alex a cookie.
Everyone stepped out onto the porch and watched as Buffy took on the demon.
"I don't ask for much," Buffy huffed as she swung the sword towards the demon, cutting it arm. "Just trying to make my best friend's cousin's visit a pleasant." Buffy ducks as the monster's claw came towards her head. "But nooo, you have to come and ruin it for me. You and your, by the way what are you?"
"Federal Agents!" Jake and Donovan yelled, slowly moving into the yard. Jake walked right while Donovan went left, their guns never leaving the demon.
"Get back!" Buffy yelled, "I can handle this."
"Get on the ground!" Donovan ordered the demon.
Seeing it has a new victim, the demon turned its rage onto Donovan. Alex nervously watches as Donovan slowly backed up. Donovan dove out of the way as the demon took a swing. On his knees, Donovan aimed his gun and shot the demon. They all watched as the demon fell to the ground.
"You got it!" Jake yelled slowly walking towards the demon.
"Jake, no!" Buffy yells trying to stop him.
Jake took a few steps back as the demon jumped up and raised it's hand to him. Round disc come flying out of the demon's hand and the force sent Jake flying across the yard. Donovan tried to stand up, but the demon grabbed him by his neck and threw him towards Jake.
"Oh, that's it!" Buffy growled, swinging her sword towards the monster.
"What's going on?" Anya asked walking onto the porch. "Oh my God! It can't be."
"Nobody hurts the cute fed!" Buffy seethed, cutting the demon's head off.
"Does anyone know what that thing was?" Alex asked looking at Xander and Willow.
"Jake! Are you okay?" Buffy asked helping him up. She started to wipe the goo off his chest and face.
"What," Jake tried to ask, spitting out some of the goo, "what about your boyfriend?"
"Huh? What?" Buffy asked confused, "Oh, him. We are so over. Never really happened."
"Hey!" Spike huffed, helping Donovan up and walk towards the house. "I'm bloody right here!"
"Again," Alex asked, "will someone tell me what the hell is going on?"
"I know who has Cody." Anya admitted.
"Who?" Donovan demanded, putting an ice pack to his head.
"The Easter Bunny!" Anya whispered sitting down.
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"The Easter Bunny?" Donovan exploded, "Do you think I'm really that stupid to believe that?"
"Well, yea." Spike laughed walking to the refrigerator and taking a mug out.
"What was that thing that attacked us?" Jake demanded placing the towel on the counter.
"Prutregg demon." Anya informed them.
"What?" they all asked.
"Prutregg demon," she repeated. "It shoots some kind of goo that smells like rotten eggs. If left on long enough, it could cause sterility. Good thing you washed it off."
"Uh, yea." Jake agreed not sure where the conversation was going.
"You said demon right?" Alex asked looking for her cigarettes.
"I said demon." Anya sighed, "I know a demon when I see one. I was only a vengeance demon for over a thousand years!"
"What did you just say?" Jake asked her.
"Oh, we are in so much trouble." Xander whined.
"You were a demon," Alex stated, looking at everyone like they were crazy, "and that thing that attacked us is a demon and the person who took Cody is the Easter Bunny."
"Right." Anya nodded.
"I need a drink and a cigarette." Alex muttered heading back outside.