Dear Ara,

Wow, your name is long. I have sent a picture of me to so you would know what your pen-pal looks like. Well, I think it is cool that the Doc's set this pen-pal-aency up. I was starting to think that I would shoot my self if I didn't make some friends fast. Is your sister really paired up with Duo? The Duo? Duo Maxwell? Well, if she is, the be ready for tons and tons of letters from him after your sister sends him the first picture. I know that you said that you don't look anything alike, but anybody related to you must be at least a little pretty. But, Duo doesn't go for the face or the heart, he goes for the ass and the chest. Maybe I should stop writing about Duo, I am making him sound like a bad-guy, and he isn't. Well, right now I live in Morocco. It isn't very fun here. Especially because of the war. I think that you are probably thinking that I am crazy for being a terrorist and hating war. To tell you the truth, I am not only a terrorist, but a colony-organizer. Sure, it isn't very sexy, but it brings home the food to my 29 older sisters .Just be lucky that you have one.

Sincerely, Quatre

P.S. Warn your sister about the tons of letters!!