The Yugi Plushie
Possibly the weirdest thing I've written since 4am Fanfiction
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. I don't own the plushie, the plushie owns me MUAHAHAHAHA Ok, that was just downright creepy
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Pegasus: I saw the most disturbing thing in the store the other day.
Tea: What was it?
Joey: A mirror!
Pegasus: Shut up dog boy...wait, that's Kaiba's line.
Kaiba: So don't use it.
Tea: What did you see at the store?
Pegasus: A YUGI PLUSHIE!
Yugi: A WHAT?
Pegasus: It seems after you um, defeated me *cough*IWILLGETYOUBACK*cough* it seems you became very popular.
Tristan: Cool, Yugi's a celebrity.
Pegasus: They decided to make a plushie of you Yugi.
Mokuba: HEY EVERYONE! Look what I bought. And it was only $2.50! *holds up Yugi plushie*
Yugi: A plushie of me is only $2.50?
Mokuba: Isn't it cool.
Kaiba: Kill it.
Mokuba: But it's not alive.
Kaiba: Get me one so I can throw darts at it.
Yami Bakura: I second the motion of the mortal in blue.
Miake: *whispers to Yami Bakura* His name is Kaiba, Seto Kaiba.
Yami Bakura: I know that.
Yami: I don't like this.
Bakura: Why?
Yami: I don't want people making money off of Yugi.
Miake: It already happened...it's a TV show, I think they call it Yu-Gi-Oh.
Yami: Really? But I don't like Yugi being a plushie. People do all sorts of weird things to plushies.
Yugi: Like what? *begins to look scared*
Yami: People sleep with plushies...
Yugi: I hope the people take showers...those poor plushies.
Yami: People play dress up with plushies.
Yugi: As long as they don't dress me in tights...
Yami: People play catch with plushies.
Yugi: PLUSHIE ABUSE!
Miake: They could give it a concussion.
Kaiba: YOU IDIOTS! Plushies aren't real. They don't have feelings. That's why they're plushies. PLUSH! PLUSH THINGS DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO THEM!
Miake: You seem very knowledgable in the area of plushie psychology. Were you once a plushie in your past life?
Kaiba: NO!
Yami: The bottom line is, you DON'T want plushies made to look like you. It's a health hazard.
Mokuba: Does that mean I have to get rid of mine? But I already named him Yugi.
Yugi: I think it was already named Yugi.
Mokuba: Yeah, that's true.
Pegasus: I find this whole ordeal very disturbing. I'm calling in the military. We have a problem on our hands.
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Miake: PLEASE REVIEW! Thanx.
Possibly the weirdest thing I've written since 4am Fanfiction
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. I don't own the plushie, the plushie owns me MUAHAHAHAHA Ok, that was just downright creepy
***********
Pegasus: I saw the most disturbing thing in the store the other day.
Tea: What was it?
Joey: A mirror!
Pegasus: Shut up dog boy...wait, that's Kaiba's line.
Kaiba: So don't use it.
Tea: What did you see at the store?
Pegasus: A YUGI PLUSHIE!
Yugi: A WHAT?
Pegasus: It seems after you um, defeated me *cough*IWILLGETYOUBACK*cough* it seems you became very popular.
Tristan: Cool, Yugi's a celebrity.
Pegasus: They decided to make a plushie of you Yugi.
Mokuba: HEY EVERYONE! Look what I bought. And it was only $2.50! *holds up Yugi plushie*
Yugi: A plushie of me is only $2.50?
Mokuba: Isn't it cool.
Kaiba: Kill it.
Mokuba: But it's not alive.
Kaiba: Get me one so I can throw darts at it.
Yami Bakura: I second the motion of the mortal in blue.
Miake: *whispers to Yami Bakura* His name is Kaiba, Seto Kaiba.
Yami Bakura: I know that.
Yami: I don't like this.
Bakura: Why?
Yami: I don't want people making money off of Yugi.
Miake: It already happened...it's a TV show, I think they call it Yu-Gi-Oh.
Yami: Really? But I don't like Yugi being a plushie. People do all sorts of weird things to plushies.
Yugi: Like what? *begins to look scared*
Yami: People sleep with plushies...
Yugi: I hope the people take showers...those poor plushies.
Yami: People play dress up with plushies.
Yugi: As long as they don't dress me in tights...
Yami: People play catch with plushies.
Yugi: PLUSHIE ABUSE!
Miake: They could give it a concussion.
Kaiba: YOU IDIOTS! Plushies aren't real. They don't have feelings. That's why they're plushies. PLUSH! PLUSH THINGS DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO THEM!
Miake: You seem very knowledgable in the area of plushie psychology. Were you once a plushie in your past life?
Kaiba: NO!
Yami: The bottom line is, you DON'T want plushies made to look like you. It's a health hazard.
Mokuba: Does that mean I have to get rid of mine? But I already named him Yugi.
Yugi: I think it was already named Yugi.
Mokuba: Yeah, that's true.
Pegasus: I find this whole ordeal very disturbing. I'm calling in the military. We have a problem on our hands.
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Miake: PLEASE REVIEW! Thanx.