Chapter 8:
It was dark in the classroom and a video was droning on and the teacher watched mesmerized, giving Me and I time to ponder deep mysteries.
Do Baker's fries have hallucinogenic properties?
Mmm Baker's. Probably. Why?
'Cause I think that might be why The Great Portable Fanfic exists.
But we haven't had any fries today.
Thus the lack of story.
Oooh, point. Does this mean my muse is french fries? That is SO wrong!
Really, it should be New York Super Fudge Chunk!
Yeah. So, here plot, here plotty plotty plot...
Ooh! I did have an idea, but it was for a 24 Seven and Harry Potter crossover.
Sounds interesting.
It was, but I need a plot for The Great Portable Fanfic instead.
Yeah. Hey, we could incorporate Everwood-Kelsey.
The one who spent 2 hours sulking 'cause she missed Queer As Folk?
No. That's real Kelsey. Everwood- Kelsey is the one who's abused, from New York, who-
Oh right. Right, right, right. But NO! No more fandoms!
Not even Queer As Folk?
No. Wait, what?
Queer As Folk. That was my next suggestion.
Oooh, tempting. :::Sigh::: But no, the last thing we need is to start writing Queer As Folk fic.
Kill joy. Spoil our fun!
Maybe Queer As Folk can cameo. So need a plot though.
I gave you a plot.
No, You gave me another problem.
What ever you say.
So help me!
You can't do that!
No fair giving the silent treatment to someone who shares your brain!
Fine. Be that way!
It was dark in the classroom and a video was droning on and the teacher watched mesmerized, giving Me and I time to ponder deep mysteries.
Do Baker's fries have hallucinogenic properties?
Mmm Baker's. Probably. Why?
'Cause I think that might be why The Great Portable Fanfic exists.
But we haven't had any fries today.
Thus the lack of story.
Oooh, point. Does this mean my muse is french fries? That is SO wrong!
Really, it should be New York Super Fudge Chunk!
Yeah. So, here plot, here plotty plotty plot...
Ooh! I did have an idea, but it was for a 24 Seven and Harry Potter crossover.
Sounds interesting.
It was, but I need a plot for The Great Portable Fanfic instead.
Yeah. Hey, we could incorporate Everwood-Kelsey.
The one who spent 2 hours sulking 'cause she missed Queer As Folk?
No. That's real Kelsey. Everwood- Kelsey is the one who's abused, from New York, who-
Oh right. Right, right, right. But NO! No more fandoms!
Not even Queer As Folk?
No. Wait, what?
Queer As Folk. That was my next suggestion.
Oooh, tempting. :::Sigh::: But no, the last thing we need is to start writing Queer As Folk fic.
Kill joy. Spoil our fun!
Maybe Queer As Folk can cameo. So need a plot though.
I gave you a plot.
No, You gave me another problem.
What ever you say.
So help me!
You can't do that!
No fair giving the silent treatment to someone who shares your brain!
Fine. Be that way!