I dunno... maybe there will be yaoi. It will more so be picking on the
characters. Enjoy, hopefully.
/... / = Yugi thinking to Yami //... // = Yami thinking to Yugi
***
Yami was cold, almost robotic, in his actions. He was in a 'let's get it over with' attitude. "Let's get it over with, then."
Yuki smiled wryly. "As you wish, Yami. I'll send you on your way."
"The fuck!?" exclaimed Bakura.
"Bitch," muttered Seto.
Yami remained indifferent.
Yugi, Ryou, and Mokuba watched the trio disappear.
"So now what?" asked Yugi.
Yuki smirked. "We sit back and see if they come back alive."
**
By the means of 'Hell,' you probably thought that they would be going to some fiery land. Nope, not at all. It was more like a regular old street.
Seto glared at Yami. "You stupid bastard."
Yami looked ahead. There was Téa. He scowled. "Oh, shit."
Téa jumped up happily. "Yami!" She ran up to Yami and jumped him.
And so, the scene before our friends Seto and Bakura was Yami sprawled out on the floor with Téa on top of him.
Yami's eyes widened, and he was no longer in his numb state. "LET. GO. OF. ME!"
Téa started picking at his clothes. "Sh... C'mon Yami be a good boy and you'll get off easy..."
Yami tried to wrestle free. Her grip was like iron. Desperately, and I mean desperately, Yami turned to Seto and Bakura. "HELP ME!" His pleas were of no avail. Seto was laughing his head off and Bakura was nearly frozen in laughter. "I'll be going now!" Seto choked out.
"Yeah, you and your LOVER will probably pretty busy anyway." Bakura joined.
Seto and Bakura ran away like there was no tomorrow.
Yami was without help. "No!"
**
Seto and Bakura were walking on their merry way, still not completely done laughing. That is, until a policeman ran up to Seto.
"Master Kaiba! Y-your company; it is on fire!"
Seto looked panic-y. "What?! No! Then why can't you shitheads just put it out!?"
The policeman looked nervous. "We can't. We can't find the keys to the water, the hoses, or any of the equipment. The fire chief said that they might have been accidentally taken by this young lady brown hair and blue eyes. Yeah, he said that she was looking for a condom and he said he had one somewhere in his pockets..."
Seto was in a rage. "Bitch!"
"Excuse me?" said the policeman.
Seto scowled and flipped-off the policeman as he ran back in the dirrection in which he came.
***
Seto found Yami still trying to throw Téa off of him, except he was now only wearing his black boxers. He was still hopelessly stuck under her iron grip, and had a very tortured expression. Although amused by the sight, Seto yanked Téa off of Yami-- or at least he tried. Téa did not budge.
"Crap," muttered Yami.
Téa's hand strayed near his mouth. Yami bit it HARD. Téa flinched. Seto took this opportunity pull Téa away.
"WHERE IS THAT KEY!?" Seto demanded.
Yami was wearing pants again. He snuck up behind Téa and smashed her head with a piece of someone's car. She dissolved and the key fell to the floor.
"Fucking miracle," muttered Yami.
Seto was already gone and had picked up the key, but had unfortunately dropped it a few yards away.
Yami noticed that Kaiba must have been after the key, and since he could not find his other clothes except for his boots, he sighed and picked up the key, jogging in the dirrection of Kaiba Corporation.
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This chapter was shorter than I thought it would be... it's because I realized that I'd have to move part of this chapter to the next re-write chapter.
/... / = Yugi thinking to Yami //... // = Yami thinking to Yugi
***
Yami was cold, almost robotic, in his actions. He was in a 'let's get it over with' attitude. "Let's get it over with, then."
Yuki smiled wryly. "As you wish, Yami. I'll send you on your way."
"The fuck!?" exclaimed Bakura.
"Bitch," muttered Seto.
Yami remained indifferent.
Yugi, Ryou, and Mokuba watched the trio disappear.
"So now what?" asked Yugi.
Yuki smirked. "We sit back and see if they come back alive."
**
By the means of 'Hell,' you probably thought that they would be going to some fiery land. Nope, not at all. It was more like a regular old street.
Seto glared at Yami. "You stupid bastard."
Yami looked ahead. There was Téa. He scowled. "Oh, shit."
Téa jumped up happily. "Yami!" She ran up to Yami and jumped him.
And so, the scene before our friends Seto and Bakura was Yami sprawled out on the floor with Téa on top of him.
Yami's eyes widened, and he was no longer in his numb state. "LET. GO. OF. ME!"
Téa started picking at his clothes. "Sh... C'mon Yami be a good boy and you'll get off easy..."
Yami tried to wrestle free. Her grip was like iron. Desperately, and I mean desperately, Yami turned to Seto and Bakura. "HELP ME!" His pleas were of no avail. Seto was laughing his head off and Bakura was nearly frozen in laughter. "I'll be going now!" Seto choked out.
"Yeah, you and your LOVER will probably pretty busy anyway." Bakura joined.
Seto and Bakura ran away like there was no tomorrow.
Yami was without help. "No!"
**
Seto and Bakura were walking on their merry way, still not completely done laughing. That is, until a policeman ran up to Seto.
"Master Kaiba! Y-your company; it is on fire!"
Seto looked panic-y. "What?! No! Then why can't you shitheads just put it out!?"
The policeman looked nervous. "We can't. We can't find the keys to the water, the hoses, or any of the equipment. The fire chief said that they might have been accidentally taken by this young lady brown hair and blue eyes. Yeah, he said that she was looking for a condom and he said he had one somewhere in his pockets..."
Seto was in a rage. "Bitch!"
"Excuse me?" said the policeman.
Seto scowled and flipped-off the policeman as he ran back in the dirrection in which he came.
***
Seto found Yami still trying to throw Téa off of him, except he was now only wearing his black boxers. He was still hopelessly stuck under her iron grip, and had a very tortured expression. Although amused by the sight, Seto yanked Téa off of Yami-- or at least he tried. Téa did not budge.
"Crap," muttered Yami.
Téa's hand strayed near his mouth. Yami bit it HARD. Téa flinched. Seto took this opportunity pull Téa away.
"WHERE IS THAT KEY!?" Seto demanded.
Yami was wearing pants again. He snuck up behind Téa and smashed her head with a piece of someone's car. She dissolved and the key fell to the floor.
"Fucking miracle," muttered Yami.
Seto was already gone and had picked up the key, but had unfortunately dropped it a few yards away.
Yami noticed that Kaiba must have been after the key, and since he could not find his other clothes except for his boots, he sighed and picked up the key, jogging in the dirrection of Kaiba Corporation.
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This chapter was shorter than I thought it would be... it's because I realized that I'd have to move part of this chapter to the next re-write chapter.
