Hey, y'all. I've always wanted one of those 'guys before the story', so
here we are! This chapter is back, and hopefully better.
Me: *calls Rent a Character Hotline* Hiya! I want to rent Yami Yugi! --What you don't have him?! Then who do you have!? -----What!? That's all?! But no one likes him! -----Fine, send him over.
Tristan: *falls through the sky* What a weird dream...
Me: Yea, you keep thinkin that... And thank you-
Tristan: KawaiiBlackMoon, for reviewing!
Me: HEY! KBM one of my supporters! *Wipes a psudo-tear*
//... // = Yami's Thoughts
***
Yami was awakened by 'the light.' No, he didn't die. It was actually 'the sunlight.' Yami rolled a little to be more in the center of a very big, plush-y bed, unwilling to open his eyes. Then, there was a humming next to him, and the warmth of another person, and someone wrapping their arms around him; pushing their breasts against his own naked self...
WHAT!?
Yami's eyes snapped open to see a sleepy face with big, lazy blue eyes and brown hair. Anzu...
Yami jumped back from her embrace. He then found that Anzu could fully see him. Slightly annoyed, he snatched up some sheets and gathered them around his waist. From this little thing, he discovered that now he could see Anzu. Naked. Spots danced in front of his eyes. He screwed them shut and then opened them, looking in a different dirrection.
Anzu sounded concerned, advancing toward Yami. "Are you okay, love?"
A thought suddenly dawned on Yami. "Did-did we have sex yesterday- or whenever?"
"Of course we did love, I would hope that you'd remember. Are you okay?"
Yami shuffled away, slowly, or else he would have tripped on the sheets that he was still holding. "Yes. I'm fine. I need my clothes..."
//And to get OUT OF HERE... //
Yami looked around. "Why-why are we in a honeymoon suite...?"
Anzu was concerned again. "That's where people go after they're married, remember? Tell me what's wrong. I know there's something."
//NO! Where is this place? This place that I'm *married* to Anzu and there's no... //
"Yugi."
Anzu cocked her head to a side. "What about Yugi? Did he bother you again?"
"What!? Why would he be a bother?"
"Did you hit you're head, love?"
//STOP CALLING ME THAT! // "No, I'm fine. Just tell me. I'm just tired."
Anzu decided to let it go... for now. "Alright, love."
//AGH!! //
"You remember, Yugi doesn't like being in that mental hospital because he thinks that he's sane..."
//WHAT!? // Yami was shaking. "TAKE ME TO HIM, *NOW.*"
Anzu walked up behind Yami and started to bury her face into his neck, pressing her breasts against him, again.
Anzu was spun around. Yami's hands were barely applying pressure to her neck, but his grip was unbreakable. "Do as I said." //You whore... //
Anzu swallowed and nodded as best she could at the moment. Yami let go.
Anzu studied him. "You aren't my Yami, huh? Yami loves me. He'll come. You better watch out, he will kill you."
Yami barked out in laughter. " *Sure* "
Yami pulled himself into some leather and black clothes, though he knew Anzu was watching him the whole time. Anzu was already clothed, having gotten the point that this person would kill her if she tried any sexual advances.
They both went outside, being painfully silent. Yami found, to his dismay, that in this place he owned a plane. One that he could not fly.
"Um. You pilot."
Anzu decided to wing it. She didn't know how to fly all that well, but she didn't trust the guy that she didn't think was Yami.
It was only a one-hour flight back to Domino, all of which was in silence. The plane landed roughly on the roof of a large mansion.
Yami was merely thankful that he was still in one piece. He immediately went out of the plane and decided that he would not like to try and find his way through this maze of a living space.
He felt a prickling, an indication of the direction of the Millennium Puzzle, which meant Yugi. The genius he is, Yami concluded that, the best way to get to Yugi would be to climb down the side of the building.
He lobbed a leg over the low wall of the roof and searched for footing. He found the top of an apparently high window frame. This all worked well for about half the way down, when Yami was already quite accustomed to the pattern of the house. That is, until he ran out of footing and fell.
"Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap," said Yami as he fell through the air. It was a pretty long drop, so he had a little time to consider where it would be the least painful to fall.
He didn't exactly get to choose, but luck was with him since he fell on his butt, on top of some bush shaped like a giraffe.
Yami didn't have time to dawdle, though, because the twinge of the Puzzle became evident again, and so Yami ran off in search of Yugi, in what only Ra/Osiris/God/Ma'at knows what direction.
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Tristan: That was a crappy chapter and you know it!
Me: *Shifting around uneasily* I know... but that's because I took a break to read manga and it was really depressing!
Tristan: *Raises eyebrow* I don't think so. What could it be?!
Me: Oh, yeah? *Holds up Yu-Gi-Oh Manga Chapter 149- ThePlace We Should Go*
Tristan: *Reads* Dang. Fine, I guess that it will be made up for in Seto's chapter anyway. Ryou 's chapter is next right?
Me: Yeah... Oh! I almost forgot! The Chapter 11 reviews!
Tristan: It's about time!
Me: -_- Fine! You review the reviews! *Goes to watch Yu-Gi-Oh*
Tristan: Finally! *Yells* All right guys, you can come now!
Yami: I thought she'd never leave!
Seto: Why am I here again?
Joey: I dunno? Ya felt like it?
Seto: What are you doing here!? You're not even really in this fic yet!
Joey: I'm gonna be in it?! *Sarcastic* Oh boy.
Tristan: No spoiling the readers, capish?!
Bakura: What does 'capish' mean? Does it mean similar to a cap?
Joey: AH! Bakura!
Yami: So what?
Ryou: Yeah, he can't hurt us!
Yugi: I heard she put a chip in his brain.
Bakura: WHAT!?
Yugi: Uh, oops?
Tristan: Lets get to business!!
Yami: *Shakes his head* That's not how you're supposed to do things!
Tristan: Then how?
Yami: Watch. *Whispers* If you guys don't help review the reviews, the authoress will try to pair you up with Anzu.
Everyone: *Silent*
Tristan: Wow. Thanks. Anyway, I think Ryou should take this one!
Ryou: Nips, I, personally do not find digging up my grave funny, unless I was buried alive. That's a whole other story, though.
Bakura: Is it?
Joey: Who knows.
Seto: *Is digging around the authoress's fan art* HEY! Look! It's Ryou in a tux.
Ryou: -_- That was uncalled for.
Tristan: Uh, yeah... Kaiba, take the next review.
Seto: Why does everyone call me Kaiba? Would you like it if I called you Taylor?
Taylor: I actually don't care, but continue!
Seto: -_- Fine. That's a nice comment you got there, LilxAznxDragonz but... your story is long! How do expect anyone to start reading that!
Joey: That was harsh, man. I thought she was just lazy to review.
Seto: OH! Sorry, there... -_-6
Tristan: That's it! Seto, no more for you! Ryou gets the next one, also.
Ryou: But why? Oh well. ShadowSpirit, if I were in a coffin, do you think I would be strong enough to get out?
Yugi: Well that's why Bakura and I come along!
Tristan: Are you TRYING to give stuff away?!
Bakura: *Rolls eyes* Doesn't everyone know already?
Tristan: Whatever. -_- Yugi, take the next one.
Yugi: But why?! Oh whatever. Yami no tenshi, hi! Take my advice; throw all homework into the trash!
Tristan: Wha-? HEY! That's wrong! Don't listen to him!
Yugi: Er... sorry? Thanks, anyway I was having a bad day, I have to dig up my friend!
Ryou: Yeah!
Yami: You all want Yugi and me together, huh? Hmm...
Ryou: Why do I keep on getting almost killed?
Bakura: Who cares?
Ryou: Well... not you... *Mock-sniffs*
Tristan: Yami no tenshi, this was your question, right? 'What happened to Yugi while he was in the past? (His present form) did Yami think he was dead or something?'
Seto: I barely understood that, and I'm supposed to be a genius-type guy!
Tristan: Well too bad. Let's see... *Checks the authoress's notes* All right, this will take a while.
Yami: Let me explain. As we were in the past, sort of like another of ourselves were living our lives according to the way life was and when we came back, we were then put into the conditions of the new reality...
Yugi: That was confusing!
Yami: Well that was the simplest way to explain it!
Seto: *Sure*
Joey: Hiya, SailorChibi.
Ryou: Why do people like the idea of me in a coffin!?
Bakura: Shut up.
Yami: Yes... this is not very fun for me...
Anzu: I'm not giving with my body! *Disappears*
Seto: She's desperate though.
Ryou: Thanks so much Sarina Fannel! Finally! Someone is on my side!
Everyone: Asahi Taiga, you like this!? Evil!
Tristan: Hikari, what are you confused about? I bet I got the answer!
Ryou: HI KawaiiBlackMoon! Do you think she's 12?
Tristan: Well... she's as smart as someone who is 12...
Seto: Is that a good thing?
Tristan: Well... it's an improvement for her...
Yami: Whatever. At least she can still read reviews at 1:45 am...
Yugi: Well sorry if my brain shuts off after 12 am...
Joey: ANIME/GAME^Angel^MOLLY Saiyan, it's good ta hear from ya, but yeesh! That name is long!
Tristan: What are you talking about, you should know her, she reviews for every chapter.
Yami: It's is hell to even be in a 100 yard radius with that girl.
Seto: I know what you mean! She's out to kill me!
Bakura: This story? A favorite? Are you insane?
Ryou: Yes, she is, and so are you.
Yugi: Agreed. At least she feels sorry for you and Bakura.
Ryou: Well, too bad, the authoress is especially mean to us.
Yami: It doesn't really look that way...
Tristan: Shadow and Dark Promise, you win for the short review award!
Me: *Pops in and sees everyone*
Everyone: Eep. *Everyone but Tristan leaves*
Me: Darn, so close... Well, everyone review and say whether you want this type of insanity and the beginning and/or the end.
Tristan: She means, THANK YOU SO DAMN MUCH BECAUSE WITHOUT REVIEWS, SHE WOULD NOT WRITE AND HER BRAIN WOULD HAVE ROT OVER THE SUMMER!
Me: Thanks for reminding me that there's school tomorrow. -_-
Tristan: *Smirks* My pleasure.
Me: _
Me: *calls Rent a Character Hotline* Hiya! I want to rent Yami Yugi! --What you don't have him?! Then who do you have!? -----What!? That's all?! But no one likes him! -----Fine, send him over.
Tristan: *falls through the sky* What a weird dream...
Me: Yea, you keep thinkin that... And thank you-
Tristan: KawaiiBlackMoon, for reviewing!
Me: HEY! KBM one of my supporters! *Wipes a psudo-tear*
//... // = Yami's Thoughts
***
Yami was awakened by 'the light.' No, he didn't die. It was actually 'the sunlight.' Yami rolled a little to be more in the center of a very big, plush-y bed, unwilling to open his eyes. Then, there was a humming next to him, and the warmth of another person, and someone wrapping their arms around him; pushing their breasts against his own naked self...
WHAT!?
Yami's eyes snapped open to see a sleepy face with big, lazy blue eyes and brown hair. Anzu...
Yami jumped back from her embrace. He then found that Anzu could fully see him. Slightly annoyed, he snatched up some sheets and gathered them around his waist. From this little thing, he discovered that now he could see Anzu. Naked. Spots danced in front of his eyes. He screwed them shut and then opened them, looking in a different dirrection.
Anzu sounded concerned, advancing toward Yami. "Are you okay, love?"
A thought suddenly dawned on Yami. "Did-did we have sex yesterday- or whenever?"
"Of course we did love, I would hope that you'd remember. Are you okay?"
Yami shuffled away, slowly, or else he would have tripped on the sheets that he was still holding. "Yes. I'm fine. I need my clothes..."
//And to get OUT OF HERE... //
Yami looked around. "Why-why are we in a honeymoon suite...?"
Anzu was concerned again. "That's where people go after they're married, remember? Tell me what's wrong. I know there's something."
//NO! Where is this place? This place that I'm *married* to Anzu and there's no... //
"Yugi."
Anzu cocked her head to a side. "What about Yugi? Did he bother you again?"
"What!? Why would he be a bother?"
"Did you hit you're head, love?"
//STOP CALLING ME THAT! // "No, I'm fine. Just tell me. I'm just tired."
Anzu decided to let it go... for now. "Alright, love."
//AGH!! //
"You remember, Yugi doesn't like being in that mental hospital because he thinks that he's sane..."
//WHAT!? // Yami was shaking. "TAKE ME TO HIM, *NOW.*"
Anzu walked up behind Yami and started to bury her face into his neck, pressing her breasts against him, again.
Anzu was spun around. Yami's hands were barely applying pressure to her neck, but his grip was unbreakable. "Do as I said." //You whore... //
Anzu swallowed and nodded as best she could at the moment. Yami let go.
Anzu studied him. "You aren't my Yami, huh? Yami loves me. He'll come. You better watch out, he will kill you."
Yami barked out in laughter. " *Sure* "
Yami pulled himself into some leather and black clothes, though he knew Anzu was watching him the whole time. Anzu was already clothed, having gotten the point that this person would kill her if she tried any sexual advances.
They both went outside, being painfully silent. Yami found, to his dismay, that in this place he owned a plane. One that he could not fly.
"Um. You pilot."
Anzu decided to wing it. She didn't know how to fly all that well, but she didn't trust the guy that she didn't think was Yami.
It was only a one-hour flight back to Domino, all of which was in silence. The plane landed roughly on the roof of a large mansion.
Yami was merely thankful that he was still in one piece. He immediately went out of the plane and decided that he would not like to try and find his way through this maze of a living space.
He felt a prickling, an indication of the direction of the Millennium Puzzle, which meant Yugi. The genius he is, Yami concluded that, the best way to get to Yugi would be to climb down the side of the building.
He lobbed a leg over the low wall of the roof and searched for footing. He found the top of an apparently high window frame. This all worked well for about half the way down, when Yami was already quite accustomed to the pattern of the house. That is, until he ran out of footing and fell.
"Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap," said Yami as he fell through the air. It was a pretty long drop, so he had a little time to consider where it would be the least painful to fall.
He didn't exactly get to choose, but luck was with him since he fell on his butt, on top of some bush shaped like a giraffe.
Yami didn't have time to dawdle, though, because the twinge of the Puzzle became evident again, and so Yami ran off in search of Yugi, in what only Ra/Osiris/God/Ma'at knows what direction.
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Tristan: That was a crappy chapter and you know it!
Me: *Shifting around uneasily* I know... but that's because I took a break to read manga and it was really depressing!
Tristan: *Raises eyebrow* I don't think so. What could it be?!
Me: Oh, yeah? *Holds up Yu-Gi-Oh Manga Chapter 149- ThePlace We Should Go*
Tristan: *Reads* Dang. Fine, I guess that it will be made up for in Seto's chapter anyway. Ryou 's chapter is next right?
Me: Yeah... Oh! I almost forgot! The Chapter 11 reviews!
Tristan: It's about time!
Me: -_- Fine! You review the reviews! *Goes to watch Yu-Gi-Oh*
Tristan: Finally! *Yells* All right guys, you can come now!
Yami: I thought she'd never leave!
Seto: Why am I here again?
Joey: I dunno? Ya felt like it?
Seto: What are you doing here!? You're not even really in this fic yet!
Joey: I'm gonna be in it?! *Sarcastic* Oh boy.
Tristan: No spoiling the readers, capish?!
Bakura: What does 'capish' mean? Does it mean similar to a cap?
Joey: AH! Bakura!
Yami: So what?
Ryou: Yeah, he can't hurt us!
Yugi: I heard she put a chip in his brain.
Bakura: WHAT!?
Yugi: Uh, oops?
Tristan: Lets get to business!!
Yami: *Shakes his head* That's not how you're supposed to do things!
Tristan: Then how?
Yami: Watch. *Whispers* If you guys don't help review the reviews, the authoress will try to pair you up with Anzu.
Everyone: *Silent*
Tristan: Wow. Thanks. Anyway, I think Ryou should take this one!
Ryou: Nips, I, personally do not find digging up my grave funny, unless I was buried alive. That's a whole other story, though.
Bakura: Is it?
Joey: Who knows.
Seto: *Is digging around the authoress's fan art* HEY! Look! It's Ryou in a tux.
Ryou: -_- That was uncalled for.
Tristan: Uh, yeah... Kaiba, take the next review.
Seto: Why does everyone call me Kaiba? Would you like it if I called you Taylor?
Taylor: I actually don't care, but continue!
Seto: -_- Fine. That's a nice comment you got there, LilxAznxDragonz but... your story is long! How do expect anyone to start reading that!
Joey: That was harsh, man. I thought she was just lazy to review.
Seto: OH! Sorry, there... -_-6
Tristan: That's it! Seto, no more for you! Ryou gets the next one, also.
Ryou: But why? Oh well. ShadowSpirit, if I were in a coffin, do you think I would be strong enough to get out?
Yugi: Well that's why Bakura and I come along!
Tristan: Are you TRYING to give stuff away?!
Bakura: *Rolls eyes* Doesn't everyone know already?
Tristan: Whatever. -_- Yugi, take the next one.
Yugi: But why?! Oh whatever. Yami no tenshi, hi! Take my advice; throw all homework into the trash!
Tristan: Wha-? HEY! That's wrong! Don't listen to him!
Yugi: Er... sorry? Thanks, anyway I was having a bad day, I have to dig up my friend!
Ryou: Yeah!
Yami: You all want Yugi and me together, huh? Hmm...
Ryou: Why do I keep on getting almost killed?
Bakura: Who cares?
Ryou: Well... not you... *Mock-sniffs*
Tristan: Yami no tenshi, this was your question, right? 'What happened to Yugi while he was in the past? (His present form) did Yami think he was dead or something?'
Seto: I barely understood that, and I'm supposed to be a genius-type guy!
Tristan: Well too bad. Let's see... *Checks the authoress's notes* All right, this will take a while.
Yami: Let me explain. As we were in the past, sort of like another of ourselves were living our lives according to the way life was and when we came back, we were then put into the conditions of the new reality...
Yugi: That was confusing!
Yami: Well that was the simplest way to explain it!
Seto: *Sure*
Joey: Hiya, SailorChibi.
Ryou: Why do people like the idea of me in a coffin!?
Bakura: Shut up.
Yami: Yes... this is not very fun for me...
Anzu: I'm not giving with my body! *Disappears*
Seto: She's desperate though.
Ryou: Thanks so much Sarina Fannel! Finally! Someone is on my side!
Everyone: Asahi Taiga, you like this!? Evil!
Tristan: Hikari, what are you confused about? I bet I got the answer!
Ryou: HI KawaiiBlackMoon! Do you think she's 12?
Tristan: Well... she's as smart as someone who is 12...
Seto: Is that a good thing?
Tristan: Well... it's an improvement for her...
Yami: Whatever. At least she can still read reviews at 1:45 am...
Yugi: Well sorry if my brain shuts off after 12 am...
Joey: ANIME/GAME^Angel^MOLLY Saiyan, it's good ta hear from ya, but yeesh! That name is long!
Tristan: What are you talking about, you should know her, she reviews for every chapter.
Yami: It's is hell to even be in a 100 yard radius with that girl.
Seto: I know what you mean! She's out to kill me!
Bakura: This story? A favorite? Are you insane?
Ryou: Yes, she is, and so are you.
Yugi: Agreed. At least she feels sorry for you and Bakura.
Ryou: Well, too bad, the authoress is especially mean to us.
Yami: It doesn't really look that way...
Tristan: Shadow and Dark Promise, you win for the short review award!
Me: *Pops in and sees everyone*
Everyone: Eep. *Everyone but Tristan leaves*
Me: Darn, so close... Well, everyone review and say whether you want this type of insanity and the beginning and/or the end.
Tristan: She means, THANK YOU SO DAMN MUCH BECAUSE WITHOUT REVIEWS, SHE WOULD NOT WRITE AND HER BRAIN WOULD HAVE ROT OVER THE SUMMER!
Me: Thanks for reminding me that there's school tomorrow. -_-
Tristan: *Smirks* My pleasure.
Me: _