Note: The day I wrote the previous chapter I was laughin' on the inside because that exact argument happened at school except for the fact she was cooking. I didn't think anybody would read it. I must have been high off something cause I didn't even remember posting it until the next day. ^_^ Well, here's another chapter I thought up.

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            It was a typical Friday. Chi Chi, Goku, Bulma, and Vegeta were in the backyard by the pool. Bulma and Chi Chi were tanning on the extended lawn chairs while the boys were sparring in their bathing shorts. After about an hour, they decided to get a drink.

            "I love Fridays!" exclaimed Goku, stretching. Bulma took a sip from her lemonade and then set it down on the mini table in-between Chi Chi and her. She looked up at him.

            "To me, Fridays are nothing but Saturday mornings," she argued, not having a very good day. He looked down at her.

            "What do you mean?" he asked, scratching the back of his head.

            "Imbecile!" Vegeta snarled. "She means that Friday's are really Saturday mornings. People sleep in on Saturday mornings, so she's saying Friday's are dreams!" he explained like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

            "Or more like nightmares…" Bulma muttered, remembering she had to finish a huge experiment by next week. Goku looked from Vegeta to Bulma.

            "I still don't get it," he admitted.

            "FWACK!" That right there was the sound of Chi Chi's lemonade glass connecting with Goku's head.

            "Now do you get it?"

            "Yea, I think." *Sweat drop* "But if we're in it, it's a good dream, right Bulma?" he inquired, 100 percent interested now. Bulma sat up and took off her shades. She put on a physiatrist look.

            "Yes, Goku. But, see, it's only a good dream if the people who are in it try to be good. I try to be a good person, Goku. Do You try to be a good person?" Goku thought for a while, tears coming to his eyes.

            "It's just, I try so hard, you know?" he said, chocking because he's crying for no reason whatsoever.

            "Oh my god," Vegeta grumbled, rolling his eyes.

            "BE A GOOD PERSON!" Goku roared, smacking Vegeta upside the head, sending Vegeta flying into the wall. The wall broke, leaving Vegeta piled beneath a stack of bricks. Everyone blinked. Suddenly a head popped up and Vegeta stood up, bruised and battered. He raised a finger.

            "E… equal… mc…squared???" he said before fainting.

            "Vegeta!" Bulma squealed, running over to pick him up. She leaned her head over his, examining him.

            "I'm OK!" he yelped, bringing his head up suddenly. Consequently, his head "becoming one" with Bulma's.

            "I'm not…" Bulma moaned before Vegeta helped her up.

            She went back to her lawn chair and Vegeta spread out on the one beside her. "People! Can we stop playing around? I'm trying to take part in a serious conversation here!" Goku accused. *Sweat drop*

            "Ok! Back to the dreams. I personally think today is a nightmare," Bulma announced, rubbing the bruise on her head.

            "Yea, it must be bad if you're in it…" Vegeta grumbled. Bulma forgot the pain and glared at him.

            "Right. The only worse thing is your face, Vegeta," she shot back.

            "That's not what your mom thought last night now, is it?" he fired. Everyone started laughing, including Bulma.

            "Really, you guys fight like teenagers…" Chi Chi scolded, though she was laughing. Bulma and Vegeta looked at each other.

            "Hypocrite!"

            "Jackass!"

            "Pond Scum"

            "Shit face"

            "Bitch"

            "Hoar"

            "Slut"

            "Ass"

The comments flew back and forth for hours (is that possible? I didn't know there were that many insults in the world!) Chi Chi and Goku had left hours ago.

            "Yo momma so fat, that before God could say 'let there be light' he said 'move yo big but outta the way!'"

            "Oh, yea? Yo' momma…"

As you can see.  There are that many insults in the world. So, what have you learned today folks? Yes? You in the back.

            "I learned that people are idiots and everyone is a shit face."

Very good! What did you learn?

            "I learned that everyday is a bad dream so that I won't have to feel guilty about that guy I murdered before coming here."

OK. You?

            "I learned that you should be careful because your boyfriend could be cheating on you for your mom." *Looks at her boyfriend and her mom suspiciously.

Very good! Class dismissed!

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I'm dead today, so I know that wasn't very funny but I just wanted to type so I came up with this shit. Later!