Mariya: Hi! I finally decided to write this chapter.. I would've done it
sooner but I had to finish the other story and I had school...
Bakura: Excuses, excuses.....
Mariya: I don't see you writing this fic or GOING TO SCHOOL!!!!
Bakura: One, I can't write this fic because I only write in Egyptian..
Mariya: Excuses...
Bakura: *^*AND*^* because Yami would die in the first chapter..
Mariya: Meanie, You're lucky I didn't kill YOU in the first chapter
Bakura: You can't
Mariya: And why not?
Bakura: Because I'm your favorite character
Mariya: ((( and where did you get THAT idea?
Bakura: Your diary..
Mariya: WHAT? Wait, WHICH of my diaries?
Bakura: #6. The one that talks about Seto Kaiba for 30 pages.... I swear you can put anyone asleep with that "I...
Mariya: DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!! Now put the disclaimer because you read page seventy and know my biggest wish..
Bakura: To mummify me and send me to your old Humanities teacher? *Realizes what he just said* He he.
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh and may not mummify the characters of the show..
Mariya: You realize I can send you in a big gift box for all I care?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mokuba: Umm why am I here?
Mariya: To answer a question Mokuba: Couldn't you wait until I finished my ice cream sundae I was eating?
Mariya: Umm no...
Mokuba: Ask the question already!!!!!!!
Mariya: Will you be my technology project?
Mokuba: WHAT???
Mariya: Well you are the brother of the person who owns a technology company..
Mokuba: Aha.. Well NO!
Mariya: I'll add rubber ducks to your favorite dungeon the next time I kidnap you...
Mokuba: DEAL!
Kaiba: Nooooooooo don't do it
Mokuba: Big brother, why not?
Kaiba: Don't you remember the Egypt project?
Mokuba: Yeah, duh, almighty high priest Seth
Kaiba: Don't remind me...
Mariya: No! DON'T REMIND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Banishes Kaiba to a dungeon*
Mokuba: O_O
Mariya: Now Mokuba, do you like school?
Mokuba: Yeah! Our teacher feeds us sugar!!!!!
Mariya: *mutters* lucky
Mokuba: I heard that....
Mariya: So?
^^^^^^^^^^^^ Mariya: Hi Anzu..
Anzu: Hi Mariya isn't it cool that we finally got a chance to talk?!?!? Mariya: Yeah whatever
Anzu: Oh I know! Let's talk about friendship!!!
Mariya: *looks at her with great fear* How about not?
Anzu: But.. But..
Mariya: *realizes she needs to stop her* Hey, do you like school?
Anzu: Oh yes, of course! There are so many opportunities for new friendships, and I love watching the duels..
Mariya: I knew it! You're a. a. a. TRUE SCHOOL LIKER!!!! *faints*
Anzu: So, Mokuba likes school
Mariya: *alive again* He spends his day eating sugar in school!!!!!!
Anzu: So?
Mariya: Nobody can eat sugar all day, and be in their right mind!!!
Anzu: No way..
Mariya: That's what you think.. *picks up 9 bags of sugar*
^^^^^^^^10 minutes later^^^^^^^
Mariya: So Anzu. How do you feel?
Anzu: *jumping of walls* I HATE FRIENDSHIP!!! YAY!!!!!!!
Mariya: *Smiles* Anything else???
Anzu: I LOVE EGYPT REPORTS!!! THEY'RE SO MUCH FUN!!! YAY!!! *starts running in circles*
Mariya: *frowns* Not enough sugar.. *picks up 300 pound bag of sugar* That can be fixed
^^^^^^^5 minutes later^^^^^^^
Anzu: I HATE SCHOOL!!! THE TEACHERS ARE SO MESSED UP AND THEY STINK AND THEY'RE ALL SO OLD!!!!!!!!!
Mariya: Much better...
Anzu: *runs into a wall, breaks it and goes right through it*
Mariya: Damn, I just fixed that after Joey did it last time..
******FLASHBACK******
Joey: MAI IS HERE???
Mariya: Yep, right that way *points right*
Joey: YAY! *runs left, breaks wall, and keeps on running*
Mariya: *shouts* And then go upstairs..
Joey: *not finding a staircase starts bouncing and breaks the ceiling..*
******END FLASHBACK******
Anzu: *breaks ceiling*
Mariya: Here we go again..
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Mariya: How did you all like that?
Bakura: I hate Anzu!
Mariya: I know, but I had to include her..
Bakura: Well at least you made her look like a fool
Kaiba: And that puppy dog too
Mariya: How did you get here?
Kaiba: Didn't I answer this before? ANCIENT EGYPT!
Mariya: *cries* MY ANCIENT EGYPT REPORT!!!!!!
Kaiba: *chuckles* It never fails
Mariya: For THAT you are rebuilding that wall and ceiling
Kaiba: And to thinks she wonders where that hole in the ceiling came from last time. *remembers the time he jumped through the ceiling*
Narrator who rarely appears: R&R!!!!!
Bakura: Excuses, excuses.....
Mariya: I don't see you writing this fic or GOING TO SCHOOL!!!!
Bakura: One, I can't write this fic because I only write in Egyptian..
Mariya: Excuses...
Bakura: *^*AND*^* because Yami would die in the first chapter..
Mariya: Meanie, You're lucky I didn't kill YOU in the first chapter
Bakura: You can't
Mariya: And why not?
Bakura: Because I'm your favorite character
Mariya: ((( and where did you get THAT idea?
Bakura: Your diary..
Mariya: WHAT? Wait, WHICH of my diaries?
Bakura: #6. The one that talks about Seto Kaiba for 30 pages.... I swear you can put anyone asleep with that "I...
Mariya: DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!! Now put the disclaimer because you read page seventy and know my biggest wish..
Bakura: To mummify me and send me to your old Humanities teacher? *Realizes what he just said* He he.
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh and may not mummify the characters of the show..
Mariya: You realize I can send you in a big gift box for all I care?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mokuba: Umm why am I here?
Mariya: To answer a question Mokuba: Couldn't you wait until I finished my ice cream sundae I was eating?
Mariya: Umm no...
Mokuba: Ask the question already!!!!!!!
Mariya: Will you be my technology project?
Mokuba: WHAT???
Mariya: Well you are the brother of the person who owns a technology company..
Mokuba: Aha.. Well NO!
Mariya: I'll add rubber ducks to your favorite dungeon the next time I kidnap you...
Mokuba: DEAL!
Kaiba: Nooooooooo don't do it
Mokuba: Big brother, why not?
Kaiba: Don't you remember the Egypt project?
Mokuba: Yeah, duh, almighty high priest Seth
Kaiba: Don't remind me...
Mariya: No! DON'T REMIND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Banishes Kaiba to a dungeon*
Mokuba: O_O
Mariya: Now Mokuba, do you like school?
Mokuba: Yeah! Our teacher feeds us sugar!!!!!
Mariya: *mutters* lucky
Mokuba: I heard that....
Mariya: So?
^^^^^^^^^^^^ Mariya: Hi Anzu..
Anzu: Hi Mariya isn't it cool that we finally got a chance to talk?!?!? Mariya: Yeah whatever
Anzu: Oh I know! Let's talk about friendship!!!
Mariya: *looks at her with great fear* How about not?
Anzu: But.. But..
Mariya: *realizes she needs to stop her* Hey, do you like school?
Anzu: Oh yes, of course! There are so many opportunities for new friendships, and I love watching the duels..
Mariya: I knew it! You're a. a. a. TRUE SCHOOL LIKER!!!! *faints*
Anzu: So, Mokuba likes school
Mariya: *alive again* He spends his day eating sugar in school!!!!!!
Anzu: So?
Mariya: Nobody can eat sugar all day, and be in their right mind!!!
Anzu: No way..
Mariya: That's what you think.. *picks up 9 bags of sugar*
^^^^^^^^10 minutes later^^^^^^^
Mariya: So Anzu. How do you feel?
Anzu: *jumping of walls* I HATE FRIENDSHIP!!! YAY!!!!!!!
Mariya: *Smiles* Anything else???
Anzu: I LOVE EGYPT REPORTS!!! THEY'RE SO MUCH FUN!!! YAY!!! *starts running in circles*
Mariya: *frowns* Not enough sugar.. *picks up 300 pound bag of sugar* That can be fixed
^^^^^^^5 minutes later^^^^^^^
Anzu: I HATE SCHOOL!!! THE TEACHERS ARE SO MESSED UP AND THEY STINK AND THEY'RE ALL SO OLD!!!!!!!!!
Mariya: Much better...
Anzu: *runs into a wall, breaks it and goes right through it*
Mariya: Damn, I just fixed that after Joey did it last time..
******FLASHBACK******
Joey: MAI IS HERE???
Mariya: Yep, right that way *points right*
Joey: YAY! *runs left, breaks wall, and keeps on running*
Mariya: *shouts* And then go upstairs..
Joey: *not finding a staircase starts bouncing and breaks the ceiling..*
******END FLASHBACK******
Anzu: *breaks ceiling*
Mariya: Here we go again..
^^^^^^^^^
Mariya: How did you all like that?
Bakura: I hate Anzu!
Mariya: I know, but I had to include her..
Bakura: Well at least you made her look like a fool
Kaiba: And that puppy dog too
Mariya: How did you get here?
Kaiba: Didn't I answer this before? ANCIENT EGYPT!
Mariya: *cries* MY ANCIENT EGYPT REPORT!!!!!!
Kaiba: *chuckles* It never fails
Mariya: For THAT you are rebuilding that wall and ceiling
Kaiba: And to thinks she wonders where that hole in the ceiling came from last time. *remembers the time he jumped through the ceiling*
Narrator who rarely appears: R&R!!!!!