This fic contains YAOI. BOY-BOY ROMANCE. If you don't like it, don't read it. Flames will not be tolerated. =P
Disclaimer:
lise: Ran is MINE! MINE MINE MINE!
Ken: No, he's mine.
Koyasu Takehito-sama: *ahem* Yes, well. Actually, both Ken and Aya are mine. And the rest of Weiß too.
lise: Well, damn.
Warnings: Humour. Nice Ouka. Um. OOC Omi? (Is he OOC? I can't really tell...*sweatdrop*) Rusty writing cos the writer hasn't written for ages and ages. Oh, and this thing is unbetaed, too. ^^;;;
Pairings: Implied Ken+Ran, Ran+Ken, whatever. ^^ Confused Omi. *grin* ...Oh, and a little bit of Ouka+Omi (one-sided tho')
Notes: *gives all reviewers a biiiiig hug* - lain, jubee (haven't talked to you for ages! ^^;;), Tasuki no Miko, Hiiragi-chan, katanagrl, Hana-chan, Solaris, talisman, Kia, Minako17, DreamSequence, Sailor Nova, Seph Lorraine, Solar Flare, vna_vee, Insignificance, Lilas, Sion, Schu, Keeshe, Cece, tearleseraph (*sweatdrops guiltily at comments about not updating for years*), Jin, fei, MooMooMilk, chibi koneko, Triste, Heerosangl@aol.com, sweetdeily, kiske, Carter, and one anonymous reviewer ^^;; - Thank you so much! ^_^ I actually wanted to discontinue this fic and give up writing altogether, but I felt kinda bad 'cos you guys were still reviewing, so...yeah...here's the next chapter. ^^;;;
And an extra big hug goes out to V-chan - you were serious about the 'review every other day' thing! *glomps* I'm flattered that you like my fic that much! *grin* ...I'd have mailed you personally, but you didn't leave an email addy... ^^;;;
III: A week in the life of Tsukiyono Omi
Oct 15
Ouka-chan gave me another bouquet of flowers today. This is getting really embarrassing. She's a nice girl, but, er, not really my type. Plus, she comes on really strong. Looks like she doesn't believe in those gender stereotypes things - she's been giving me biiiiiig bouquets of flowers almost every day. My classmates have been teasing me mercilessly...even Tera-sensei is starting to call me "flower-boy". Argh.
I've been trying my best to show her that I'm not interested, but she doesn't seem to get it. I wish I could find a way to discourage her, nicely...afterall, I don't want to hurt her feelings or anything...
Maybe I'll pretend that I'm gay. Yeah, that should do it.
Oct 16
Was almost late for school today...had to run out to buy breakfast for the guys (and Aya-chan, of course) because Ken-kun kinda...ruined...our breakfast. Actually, he dropped it on the floor. Um.
It was rather funny, actually. grin Yohji-kun, Aya-chan and I were sitting at the kitchen table as Ken-kun was made his "super-special" (or so he claimed) pancakes for us. Then, Aya-kun walked into the kitchen, clad only in a towel. Ken-kun decided to turn around at that moment, holding the plate with his pancakes in it.
Uh-oh.
What happened after that was a total mess. Ken-kun gaped at Aya-kun and promptly let go of the plate. Aya-chan shrieked and scuttled forward, trying to catch the pancakes as they began to fall, and Yohji-kun and I also lunged forward, trying to catch the plate. Meanwhile, Ken-kun ran out of the room muttering something about Kleenex, while Aya-kun just...well...stood there.
Predictably, with three of us trying to catch the pancakes, they naturally ended up on the kitchen floor. Oh well. With both Ken-kun and Aya-kun in the same room, we'd come to expect...accidents to occur now and then. I glanced around at Yohji-kun and Aya-chan, and they, too, were trying to stifle their laughter as Aya-kun cast us all suspicious glances.
Anyways, today I went and told Ouka-chan that I'm, er, gay. Her reaction...really wasn't what I'd expected, to say the least. I'd anticipated an explosion of epic proportions, but she wasn't even upset at all! Instead, she started giggling, muttered something about a real-life 'yaoiboy' (what's that??), hugged me, and giggled some more. Then she said that she was a little disappointed, but it was okay, and that I'd make some boy really happy someday.
I feel...a little scared.
Oct 17
I dreamt about Yohji-kun yesterday.
...it wasn't just any normal dream. It was...uh...um...y'know, one of those dreams.
A *cough*sexdream*cough*.
... ... ...
...I can't really be gay, right...? I mean, what're the odds??
Maybe this is what they mean when they say that those little white lies you tell always come back to bite you in the butt.
This is very disturbing.
Oct 18
I've realised that once Ouka-chan stops chasing you, she can actually be a really good friend. We've been hanging around together a lot the last couple of days.
She asked me about Yohji-kun today. It gave me such a shock, what with that recent, um, dream about him and all. She says I talk about him a lot. I didn't really have any answer to that statement.
Then, Ouka-chan leaned over, peered at me, and declared that I was blushing. Giggling, she demanded, "you like him, don't you?"
I almost fell off my chair. I don't like Yohji-kun! I mean, I do like him, as a friend, nothing more. Yohji-kun may be a really nice and sweet and funny guy, but I don't like him in that way!
...right?
My life is getting more and more complicated.
Speaking of Yohji-kun, something really weird happened today. I went to Aya-kun's room to tell him that I was switching shifts in the Koneko with Ken-kun today, and instead of Aya-kun, I found Yohji-kun in the room. Dressed only in boxers. What the heck is going on?? There's nothing going on between Yohji-kun and Aya-kun, right...? It can't be...Yohji-kun would never do that to Ken-kun, and I'm pretty sure I've seen Aya-kun staring at Ken-kun now and then...
...and...well...oh, nevermind.
IamnotupsetIamnotupsetIamnotupset...I am NOT upset! I have no reason to be upset! I don't!
Oct 19
Anyways, just to, um, satisfy my own curiosity, I decided that I should go take a look around in Aya-kun's room, well, just to make sure that there isn't anything going on between him and Yohji-kun. It's for Ken-kun's good too...after all, Ken-kun is my best friend, and I would hate to see him hurt.
Yeah, so late last night, while Aya-kun was reading the newspapers, I snuck up to his room to take a look. The thing was, I had no idea where to look for 'evidence' of a tryst between him and Yohji-kun...so I just started randomly opening drawers and looking into them. Did you know that Aya-kun has a pair of black silk boxers with little glow-in-the-dark stars on them? Hee hee hee. And he has bunny slippers too! Kawaii!
Er, anyway sheepish...back to the point. I was so busy laughing at Aya-kun's bunny slippers that I didn't hear him open the door and come into the room, until he was actually standing behind me.
Oops.
It must've looked pretty bad, me sitting in front of his (open) underwear drawer, grinning away...waah! Aya-kun must think I'm a pervert now!
And I caught Yohji-kun trying to go into Aya-kun's room again. And he was acting all guilty about it, too. Curiouser and curiouser... [1]
Maybe if I tell myself that Yohji-kun liking Aya-kun doesn't bother me in the least enough times, I'll actually believe it...
...why does it bother me so much, anyway?
Well, Yohji-kun didn't go into Aya-kun's room in the end. He took me out for coffee instead. He must be trying to distract me from wondering just why he was going to hang around in Aya-kun's room. Hmph.
But I have to admit that our - in Yohji-kun's words - coffee 'date' (date?! It was not a DATE!! Was it? Waahh!!) was rather fun, really. Yohji-kun's very charming...I can definitely see why all those girls fall for him.
...er, I think that's not a good thing, right?
Oct 20
I only have one clean shirt left...and there's a huge pile of undone laundry by the washing machine. Hmm. Heh...it must've been Yohji-kun's turn to do the laundry again yesterday.
And according to Yohji-kun, Ken-kun was talking in his sleep again last night. And we aaaallll know what - or rather, who - he was dreaming about...laughs I think that Aya-kun and Ken-kun would make such a cute couple!
I talked to Ouka-chan again today. And I told her that...er...after doing a lot of thinking, I've realised that I just might like Yohji-kun. She's really enthusiastic about the whole thing...it's rather...scary...sweatdrops
Oct 21
Aya-kun sent Yohji-kun shopping for him!! I would never have expected that...is there really something between them? I'm so confused...it doesn't seem like there is, though, 'cause Yohji-kun was being all evil and happy about buying skimpy clothes for Aya-kun to make Ken-kun happy...hee hee. He wanted me to go shopping with him, but I couldn't 'cause I had to write a term paper that's due tomorrow. Stupid school.
I can't even continue my search of Aya-kun's room for any 'evidence' (just to reassure myself. And Ken-kun, of course. Yup.) 'cause Aya-kun apparently plans on staying in his room the whole day. Oh well...I can do that another day, I suppose.
Oh my. I just saw the clothes that Yohji-kun bought for Aya-kun. Well, if Aya-kun ever wears any of those things, it's gonna be nosebleed city for Ken-kun...grin
~end of week 1~
notes:
[1] Alice in Wonderland. ^^;;;;;
TBC...
I feel rather bad asking for reviews when I take ages and ages to put out a new chapter. Uhm. ^^;;; I'll try to start work on the next part soon. Really. Erm, yeah.