Before The Show
Disclaimer - I didn't own Magic Knight Rayearth or The Simpsons in the last chapter, what makes you think I'll own them now? Well... I don't, okay?
Actions:
(thinking)
*action/emotion*
~~author's note~~
Major Zazu Fangirl: *screeches* DIIIID AAANNNNYYYYOOOONNNNEEE MIIISS MEEEEE?!?!?
Zazu: *screams* AHHH!!!! SHE'S BACK!!!!
Eagle: *yelling* AND SHE'S GOT HANDCUFFS!!!!
Ferio: *swinging head around* WHERE'S THAT GIRL WITH THE DRUGS!?!?!?! ~~Refer to "Snow White: Magic Knight Rayearth Style!" for further details~~
Zazu, Eagle and Ferio: *scream and run out*
MZF: *about to cry* Zazu? Eagle? Ferio?
Presea: Everyone duck and cover! She's about to blow!
Panicked voices are heard as the cast run around looking for places to take cover
MZF: Why do you always run away? All I ever did was love you! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Random voices: AHHHH!!!! / GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE!!!! / ZAZU!!!! / EAGLE!!!! / FERIO!!!! / AHHHH!!!! / FOR THE LOVE OF MARSHMALLOWS, COME BACK!!!
MZF: *suddenly stops crying* I remember now... *counting on her fingers* If Zazu wasn't here... and if Eagle wasn't here... and if Ferio wasn't here... *light-bulb* I'm supposed to be...
Lantis: Oh, shit! *jumps out of a window*
M....????: Oh, umm...
Umi: Ascot, make a run for it!
Ascot: Huh?
Umi: You're the next in line, you've gotta make a run for it!
Ascot: But I can't, she'll surely notice me leaving the room!
Umi: *holds his hands* I believe in you, Ascot.
Ascot: *blushes* I just can't...
Umi: I know you can... I know you must...
Ascot: ... Umi...
Umi: Ah, too late, she's figured it out.
Ascot: WHAT!?
Umi: She's on your back right now. *walks off to talk to Clef*
MAF: HEE-HEE! *smiles*
Mokona: Puu, puu? Puu, puu! Puu!
MAF: Huh? Oh, that's right! I'm supposed to be talking about our new show! *clears throat* The cast of Rayearth have been out of a job for far too long and some have been forced to live in the streets. BUT NOT ZAZU! Zazu has been living in a luxurious hotel in Hawaii thanks to moi. 5-star accomodation, ocean-side view, best food in the country, perfect for vacations, get-aways, dates, honey-moons, family get-aways... *sniff* even has a little chapel for weddings...
Fuu: *whispers something in MAF's ear*
MAF: Huh? Oh, I just found out that place doesn't exist... then where has Zazu been living?
Fuu: *whispers something in MAF's ear*
MAF: A CARDBOARD BOX IN BROOKLYN!? *faints*
Everyone stares, then just leaves.
Mokona: Puu puu puu puu puu! Puu! Puu! Puu... puu, puu! Puu-puu.
Translator: Join Rayearth, as The Simpsons! We're going to do a Hallowe'en special, we don't know which one, but it's the only thing MZF found out how to record. Stupid girl, can't even work a VCR... Well, read and review, regardless of your reviews, she WILL be posting the next chapter, like it or not! Buh-Bye.
Disclaimer - I didn't own Magic Knight Rayearth or The Simpsons in the last chapter, what makes you think I'll own them now? Well... I don't, okay?
Actions:
(thinking)
*action/emotion*
~~author's note~~
Major Zazu Fangirl: *screeches* DIIIID AAANNNNYYYYOOOONNNNEEE MIIISS MEEEEE?!?!?
Zazu: *screams* AHHH!!!! SHE'S BACK!!!!
Eagle: *yelling* AND SHE'S GOT HANDCUFFS!!!!
Ferio: *swinging head around* WHERE'S THAT GIRL WITH THE DRUGS!?!?!?! ~~Refer to "Snow White: Magic Knight Rayearth Style!" for further details~~
Zazu, Eagle and Ferio: *scream and run out*
MZF: *about to cry* Zazu? Eagle? Ferio?
Presea: Everyone duck and cover! She's about to blow!
Panicked voices are heard as the cast run around looking for places to take cover
MZF: Why do you always run away? All I ever did was love you! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Random voices: AHHHH!!!! / GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE!!!! / ZAZU!!!! / EAGLE!!!! / FERIO!!!! / AHHHH!!!! / FOR THE LOVE OF MARSHMALLOWS, COME BACK!!!
MZF: *suddenly stops crying* I remember now... *counting on her fingers* If Zazu wasn't here... and if Eagle wasn't here... and if Ferio wasn't here... *light-bulb* I'm supposed to be...
Lantis: Oh, shit! *jumps out of a window*
M....????: Oh, umm...
Umi: Ascot, make a run for it!
Ascot: Huh?
Umi: You're the next in line, you've gotta make a run for it!
Ascot: But I can't, she'll surely notice me leaving the room!
Umi: *holds his hands* I believe in you, Ascot.
Ascot: *blushes* I just can't...
Umi: I know you can... I know you must...
Ascot: ... Umi...
Umi: Ah, too late, she's figured it out.
Ascot: WHAT!?
Umi: She's on your back right now. *walks off to talk to Clef*
MAF: HEE-HEE! *smiles*
Mokona: Puu, puu? Puu, puu! Puu!
MAF: Huh? Oh, that's right! I'm supposed to be talking about our new show! *clears throat* The cast of Rayearth have been out of a job for far too long and some have been forced to live in the streets. BUT NOT ZAZU! Zazu has been living in a luxurious hotel in Hawaii thanks to moi. 5-star accomodation, ocean-side view, best food in the country, perfect for vacations, get-aways, dates, honey-moons, family get-aways... *sniff* even has a little chapel for weddings...
Fuu: *whispers something in MAF's ear*
MAF: Huh? Oh, I just found out that place doesn't exist... then where has Zazu been living?
Fuu: *whispers something in MAF's ear*
MAF: A CARDBOARD BOX IN BROOKLYN!? *faints*
Everyone stares, then just leaves.
Mokona: Puu puu puu puu puu! Puu! Puu! Puu... puu, puu! Puu-puu.
Translator: Join Rayearth, as The Simpsons! We're going to do a Hallowe'en special, we don't know which one, but it's the only thing MZF found out how to record. Stupid girl, can't even work a VCR... Well, read and review, regardless of your reviews, she WILL be posting the next chapter, like it or not! Buh-Bye.