Simspons Hallowe'en Special
Intro
Disclaimer - Me no owny Magic Knight Rayearth or The Simspons, me want them for Christmas though!
Actions:
(thinking)
*action/emotion*
~~author's note~~
Tarta: This sucks! Why do WE have to be the aliens!?
Tatra: Tarta, please watch your accent.
Tarta: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUUUUT UUUUPPPP!!!!
Major Zazu Fangirl: Because Presea and Sierra wouldn't do it, so you're going to have to.
Tarta: WHY US!?
Tatra: Hee-hee-hee! We're aliens! Zoom!
Tarta: *sweatdrop*
MZF: GO! GO! You're on!
Tarta: There's Zazu!
MZF: WHERE!? WHERE!? WHERE!? Hey... *looks back to find Tarta's gone* I guess it's you and Caldina then...
Tatra: *giggle, giggle*
Scene 1 - The Intro - Drumroll starts as the curtains rise. I'll be eating cheetos and playing poker
Announcer Clef: Live from fabulous Cephiro city, it's The Simp-- Ray-- Uhh...
MZF: Simpsons/Rayearth!
Announcer Clef: Oh yeah! Simpsons/Rayearth Tenth Hallowe'en Special! Now, welcome your hosts! If you haven't been probed by these two, you HAVEN'T been probed!
A cheap cardboard pumpkin comes down and Tatra and Caldina run through it in cheap alien costumes.
Tatra: Whoops, I think I broke my nose running through that.
Caldina: I think I broke an ear!
Announcer Clef: Uhh... yeah, Kang Caldina and Kodos Tatra!
Both: Crap! We're on! *both start blowing kisses to the audience*
Audience (which is the cast of Rayearth): Yay.
Kang Caldina: Thank you, thank you! (For ruining my evening...)
Kodos Tatra: Yes, thank you everyone! (For ruining my tea-time...) Welcome to our tenth annual Hallowe'en special! Oh, we've got a great-- Kang Caldina, what ARE you doing with that blow-torch?
Kang Caldina: *holding up a cheap, used glow-stick* You SAID we were going to warm up the audience!
Everyone is silent... except...
MZF: *laughing her head off* GOLD! THEATRICAL GOLD!!!
Someone coughs
Cricket chirps
Someone: I WANT A REFUND!
Kodos Tatra: *groans* Ladies and Gentleman, I have to apologize for my partner. She had to borrow a HUMAN brain!
MZF: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *falls out of her seat laughing*
Zazu: ... We need to get that drug girl back...
MZF: *gasp* ZAZU!!! *starts chasing Zazu*
The chase goes on all over the set
Zazu: *runs into a pole* OW!!
Announcer Clef: WHOOOAA!!! *falls off the rafters where he was announcing and lands on Caldina*
MZF: ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU!!!!!!!! !!
Zazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Kang Caldina: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! EYES HAVE BEEN SOILED!!!! I NEED WATER!!!! *runs off the stage*
Lafarga: Caldina! *chases after her*
Kodos Tatra: *giggles* Tarta, watch your accent!
Umi: She's not Tarta, you idiot!
Kodos Tatra: *gasp* *crying*
Zazu: HELP!!!! I'M DYING!!!!
MZF: Awww.... you're so cute when you struggling out of my evil grasp!
Zazu: BITCH FROM FIERY, CRIMSON HELL!
Presea: Watch your mouth, little boy!
Zazu: I'M A TEENAGER!!!
MZF: WHO'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!
Windows break and speakers are overpowered so they collapse
Everyone yelling and screaming
Scene two - The Simpsons' house, they're watching the TV. Lantis Simpson is a Jack in the Box, Hikaru Simpson is a witch, Fuu Simpson has an axe in her head, Zazu Simpson... is still being hugged by MZF so he couldn't make it and Aska Simpson is an alien. (Primera quit because she's a bitch and we all hate her... sorry Primera fans... weirdos...) This is all stupid, I'm going to look at the floor.
Fuu: What do aliens have to do with hallowe'en?
Aska: SILENCE, BIG MOUTH! *shoots a water pistol at Fuu and nothing happens* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DISAPPEAR! DISAPPEAR!
Fuu: I'm sorry, Miss Aska, but water will not make me disappear.
MZF: JUST GET OFF THE SET!
Fuu: *grumbles and walks off, slams the door on her way out*
Clef: WHOOOAA!! *falls off the rafters and lands on the floor*
Hikaru: Why the hell are you always in the rafters!?
Clef: Because I'M the Master Mage! *sticks tongue out at Hikaru*
Lantis: Whatever. *turns Clef to stone* Come on, let's go get some chicken wings.
They leave, all talking in agreement
MZF: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT UP GUYS!!! *follows after them while dragging Zazu with her* I WANT CHICKEN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!
The camera lense breaks, and I have writer's block.
Man this chapter was stupid, but whatever, thanks for everyone who reads this junk and likes it. You are truly my god! *bows* Now, if you don't mind, I have stuff to do and places to go... I'll be at Safeway looking for Zazu/Eagle/Ferio/Lantis/Ascot look-alikes! Buh-Bye.
Intro
Disclaimer - Me no owny Magic Knight Rayearth or The Simspons, me want them for Christmas though!
Actions:
(thinking)
*action/emotion*
~~author's note~~
Tarta: This sucks! Why do WE have to be the aliens!?
Tatra: Tarta, please watch your accent.
Tarta: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUUUUT UUUUPPPP!!!!
Major Zazu Fangirl: Because Presea and Sierra wouldn't do it, so you're going to have to.
Tarta: WHY US!?
Tatra: Hee-hee-hee! We're aliens! Zoom!
Tarta: *sweatdrop*
MZF: GO! GO! You're on!
Tarta: There's Zazu!
MZF: WHERE!? WHERE!? WHERE!? Hey... *looks back to find Tarta's gone* I guess it's you and Caldina then...
Tatra: *giggle, giggle*
Scene 1 - The Intro - Drumroll starts as the curtains rise. I'll be eating cheetos and playing poker
Announcer Clef: Live from fabulous Cephiro city, it's The Simp-- Ray-- Uhh...
MZF: Simpsons/Rayearth!
Announcer Clef: Oh yeah! Simpsons/Rayearth Tenth Hallowe'en Special! Now, welcome your hosts! If you haven't been probed by these two, you HAVEN'T been probed!
A cheap cardboard pumpkin comes down and Tatra and Caldina run through it in cheap alien costumes.
Tatra: Whoops, I think I broke my nose running through that.
Caldina: I think I broke an ear!
Announcer Clef: Uhh... yeah, Kang Caldina and Kodos Tatra!
Both: Crap! We're on! *both start blowing kisses to the audience*
Audience (which is the cast of Rayearth): Yay.
Kang Caldina: Thank you, thank you! (For ruining my evening...)
Kodos Tatra: Yes, thank you everyone! (For ruining my tea-time...) Welcome to our tenth annual Hallowe'en special! Oh, we've got a great-- Kang Caldina, what ARE you doing with that blow-torch?
Kang Caldina: *holding up a cheap, used glow-stick* You SAID we were going to warm up the audience!
Everyone is silent... except...
MZF: *laughing her head off* GOLD! THEATRICAL GOLD!!!
Someone coughs
Cricket chirps
Someone: I WANT A REFUND!
Kodos Tatra: *groans* Ladies and Gentleman, I have to apologize for my partner. She had to borrow a HUMAN brain!
MZF: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *falls out of her seat laughing*
Zazu: ... We need to get that drug girl back...
MZF: *gasp* ZAZU!!! *starts chasing Zazu*
The chase goes on all over the set
Zazu: *runs into a pole* OW!!
Announcer Clef: WHOOOAA!!! *falls off the rafters where he was announcing and lands on Caldina*
MZF: ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU!!!!!!!! !!
Zazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Kang Caldina: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! EYES HAVE BEEN SOILED!!!! I NEED WATER!!!! *runs off the stage*
Lafarga: Caldina! *chases after her*
Kodos Tatra: *giggles* Tarta, watch your accent!
Umi: She's not Tarta, you idiot!
Kodos Tatra: *gasp* *crying*
Zazu: HELP!!!! I'M DYING!!!!
MZF: Awww.... you're so cute when you struggling out of my evil grasp!
Zazu: BITCH FROM FIERY, CRIMSON HELL!
Presea: Watch your mouth, little boy!
Zazu: I'M A TEENAGER!!!
MZF: WHO'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!
Windows break and speakers are overpowered so they collapse
Everyone yelling and screaming
Scene two - The Simpsons' house, they're watching the TV. Lantis Simpson is a Jack in the Box, Hikaru Simpson is a witch, Fuu Simpson has an axe in her head, Zazu Simpson... is still being hugged by MZF so he couldn't make it and Aska Simpson is an alien. (Primera quit because she's a bitch and we all hate her... sorry Primera fans... weirdos...) This is all stupid, I'm going to look at the floor.
Fuu: What do aliens have to do with hallowe'en?
Aska: SILENCE, BIG MOUTH! *shoots a water pistol at Fuu and nothing happens* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DISAPPEAR! DISAPPEAR!
Fuu: I'm sorry, Miss Aska, but water will not make me disappear.
MZF: JUST GET OFF THE SET!
Fuu: *grumbles and walks off, slams the door on her way out*
Clef: WHOOOAA!! *falls off the rafters and lands on the floor*
Hikaru: Why the hell are you always in the rafters!?
Clef: Because I'M the Master Mage! *sticks tongue out at Hikaru*
Lantis: Whatever. *turns Clef to stone* Come on, let's go get some chicken wings.
They leave, all talking in agreement
MZF: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT UP GUYS!!! *follows after them while dragging Zazu with her* I WANT CHICKEN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!
The camera lense breaks, and I have writer's block.
Man this chapter was stupid, but whatever, thanks for everyone who reads this junk and likes it. You are truly my god! *bows* Now, if you don't mind, I have stuff to do and places to go... I'll be at Safeway looking for Zazu/Eagle/Ferio/Lantis/Ascot look-alikes! Buh-Bye.