Simpsons Hallowe'en Special
Part I
Disclaimer - I don't own Magic Knight Rayearth or the Simpsons, but ZAZU IS MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!! *evil laugh* *cough, cough* ahem... never mind.
Actions:
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~~author's note~~
Wow! I finally updated! It's about damn time, my social studies homework isn't due for a week, and I found my Simpsons tape! Only SOMEONE recorded over the END!!! So I'm just gonna do what I can, 'kay?
I KNOW WHAT YOU DIDDILY-IDDLY-DID
Written by Matt Groening
Ruined by Major Zazu Fangirl
Scene 1 - The Simpsons are driving around in a car at night, and-- OH GOD! FRIENDS IS ON!!! *runs out*
Fuu: I still cannot believe we escaped from those horrible Lantis Fangirls. ~~ I'm talking about you, ERICA! ~~
Lantis: But it was damn worth it to get back out Super Sugar Crisp Cereal! *holds up a bowl of cereal and a box* *badly singing* Can't... get enough... of that... Sugar... Crisp.
Zazu: Ha! You lost my bet! Lantis IS the worst singer of them all!
Fuu: Aww, shit... *throws a nickel at Zazu, which bounces off his head and flies out the window*
Zazu: Hey! I was only five cents away from buying Italy!
Fuu: You already own Spain and France, so stop whining!
Zazu: *whining* But I want freakin' ITALY!!!
Lantis: Hey! Shut up! You'll get it for Christmas!
Zazu: *throwing tantrum* But I want it NOW!!
MZF: I'll get it for you tomorrow!
Zazu: Yay! ... Hey... wait a minute... what's the catch?
MZF: You have to spend dinner with me and my parents!
Zazu: D-ohh!
Lantis: Hey! Stick to your OWN script!
Zazu: *looks at his script* Uh... uhh... excellent?
Zagato: *comes on-stage and takes Zazu's script* I've been looking for this! *whacks Zazu on the head with his script and runs off mumbling*
Zazu: Ow! Isn't MZF going to do something?
Umi: She's gone to Italy to go buy it.
Zazu: Whoo-hoo! Italy is mine!
Hikaru: Whatever, I own Russia.
Zazu: Shut up.
Hikaru: Hmm, I've having a hard time seeing. Lantis, did you remember to but the fog lights in?
Lantis: *singing badly again* Guess... I forgot to... put the... fog... lights in.
Hikaru: I better pull over and play it safe.
A loud thud is heard as Hikaru pulls over
Hikaru: *gasps* Please be Alcyone...
The Simpsons slowly get out of the car and look behind their car to see what they hit
Hikaru: Oh, no!
Lantis picks up a stick and rolls over what they hit
Zazu: It's Clef Flanders!
Hikaru: Let's celebrate! The 745-year old pervert is dead!
Everyone stares at her
Hikaru: ... What???
Lantis: *pokes Clef in the eye, a squishing sound is heard* He's dead! *pokes him again, more squishing sounds are heard* He's definitely dead! *more poking and squishing*
Aska: *looks sick* I think I'm gonna throw up...
Hikaru: *unethustiastically* Oh my god! We killed Clef Flanders!
Zazu: You mean YOU killed Clef Flanders!
Hikaru: WHOO-HOOO!!! YEAH!!! ... I mean, Oh! It was an accident! An accident!
Fuu: We have to go to the police!
Zazu: They'll never believe a Simpson killed a Flanders by accident, even I have my doubts.
Lantis: *picks up Clef* Don't worry, I have a plan. *whispering* Okay, Clef, the first thing we have to do is to make sure that no one knows you're dead. If anyone asks you, just say that you're not dead.
The real Clef: *off-stage* I'm not dead!
Lantis: *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HE'S ARISEN FROM THE DEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *runs off stage*
Scene 2 - Umi is chopping hedges to look like Clef
Lantis: *on his roof* Hey, Umi! Look who's helping me clean the chimney!
Nova: *dressed in a vulture costume* *starts pecking at Clef*
Lantis: Hey! *shooes Nova away, by hitting her in the face*
Nova: OWW!!! I'M BLIND!!! *walks around aimlessly, then falls off the roof* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THUD!!!
Nova: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... I'm okay! I'm okay! There's no need to call 911!
Lantis: That's good, because we don't have a phone.
Umi: Umm... okay... *looks up* Clef? Is that you?
Lantis: *waving Clef's hand and attempting to imitate his voice* Hi, Umi... diddly. I've been having fun with my pal Lantis... diddly.
Umi: Oh, I'm so relieved, whenever you go on one of your late-night fog walks I get so hor-bor-lon-worried!
Lantis: *imitating Clef* Relax, I'm fine! But when I do die, I don't want any autopsies and I want all my money to go directly to my best friend in the world, Lantis!
Umi: Well, come on down, you goofy roofy. (Who the hell wrote this garbage? I feel like the idiot on jerk street)
Lantis: *still imitating* Oh, it's awfully slippery up here!
Ding!
Umi: Oh! My pies are ready! *walks away*
Lantis: *pushes Clef off the roof and he lands on the dog house* Aw, shoot! She missed-- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!!!! *falls off the roof and lands on the cement driveway* Help! I'm bleeding! Come on! Someone must still be watching this junk so they can save me!
Scene 3 - The Flanders' house
Lantis: *kicks the door open* *imitating Clef* Hey, Umi! I'm home! Uh-oh! I think I'm having a heart attack! *throws Clef on the ground and leaves*
Umi screams
Lantis: And that's the end of that chapter. *foolishlessly trips down the stairs*
~~ Oh, come on! YOU WANTED TO SEE THAT!!! ~~
Lantis: Guys! I broke my back! ... GUYS!? GUYS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Scene 4 - At Clef's Funeral ~~ Theresa, I bet you're happy, aren't ya? Well, so am I! ^_^ ~~
Lantis: Try not to look sad, it'll look suspicous.
Lantis smiles, ~~ just for you, Erica! ~~ Hikaru looked confused, Zazu is drunk, Fuu is scared and Aska is angry
Reverend Ferio: And now Clef's best friend will say a few words.
Lantis: When I think about Clef I can remember the look on his face when Hikaru happily drove over--
Hikaru: *whispering* Shut-up-shut-up.
Lantis: Oh, wait... What I meant to say is, we're still looking for the real killers and in conclusion a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife. *winking*
Hikaru: *whispering* Stop-winking.
Lantis: We'll miss you buddy. *punches Clef's shoulder*
Scene 5 - Driving home
Lantis: Hey! We just got away with murder! You know, I've never liked that little wiener, Milscot.
Milscot: *running around in the streets laughing*
Lantis: *about to run him over, and succeeds!*
Hikaru: HEY! You weren't supposed to kill Ascot in the script!
Lantis: Screw the script! This is real life!
Scene 6 - Home
The Simpsons: *get out of their car and gasp*
"I know what you did* is written on the door*
Hikaru: Somebody saw us!
Lantis, Zazu and Fuu: But whooooo?
They look around, the following people looking suspiciously at them: Chief Eagle of the police force beating his hand with his club, Innouva the Klown smoking a cigar, (and coughing) Geo the bartender wiping a glass, the twins Presea and Sierra skipping and Lantis pointing at YOU!!!
Scene moves to show he's pointing at his family
Hikaru: Lantis, stop that.
Scene 7 - A stormy night at the Simpsons' home
The phone rings
Hikaru: Who could be calling at this hour?
Lantis slowly, scaredly picks up the phone
Lantis: Y'ello?
Creepy voice: I know you're alone...
Lantis: Who-Who is this?
Creepy voice: Is this... Umi Flanders?
Lantis: No, it's... Lantis.
Geo: *normal voice* Oh, hey, Lantis, it's Geo. I must've dialed the wrong number again.
A gunshot is heard over the phone
Eagle: Whoops! Who knows how to use a gun?
Dial tone
Lightning flashes, revealing the words "I know what you did" written all over the walls
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A man in black clothes is seen, the screaming family runs out of the house and into their car, which also says "I know what you did" all over it!
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Scene 8 - In the car
Lantis: Dear god, it's Lantis, if you really love me, you'll save my life now!
Engine sputtering, the gas goes empty
Lantis: D-ohh!!!
The car stops
Fuu: He's getting closer!
The dark figure is seen getting closer to them
Lantis: Okay, let's split up! Hikaru, abandoned MZF-land! Fuu, monster cemetery! Zazu, Spooky Chizetan Disco! And I'll go skinny-dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed 100 years ago tonight! Now, Flanders, I want you to--
Clef is seen behind them
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Hikaru: It's impossible! I killed you! WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU DEAD!?!?!
Clef: Hikaru, you can't kill the undead!
Lantis: *pokes him in the eye* He's undead, all right.
Zazu: Are you a zombie?
Clef: Oh, I wish! You see, that night when you hit me with your car...
Scene 9 - Flashback
Clef: I'm making record time on this fog walk!
(wolf howls)
Clef: Better pick up the pace.
After three seconds, Innouva in wolf form jumps out and starts biting Clef while he's screaming like hell
MZF: WHOO-HOO!!! ALL RIGHT, INNOUVA!!! UNDEAD THAT DAMN PERVERT!!!
Caldina: How'd you get back here so fast?
MZF: Eh.
Clef: *comes out of the bushes as a werewolf*
The Simpson's car runs over him
Clef: *turns back into a human*
Scene 10 - Back to reality
Fuu: So YOU were going to kill US!
Clef: *chuckle* Yeah.
They all start laughing
Then the clouds clear out, revealing a full moon!
Clef: *turns into a werewolf, foaming at the mouth and getting it on Lantis's shirt*
Lantis: Hey, Foamy, I want the new, not the weather. Hikaru, did you hear me zing werewolf Flanders?
The rest of the family: *long gone*
Clef: *growling* DIDDLY!!! *pounces*
The scene moves to the moon
Growling and screaming
Lantis: Eyes bigger than your stomach, eh, wolfie? *laugh* You... No! ... AHHH!!! OW!!! *laugh* OH GOD NO!!!
MZF: Okay, and... cut! Great job everyone! Zazu, come here!
Zazu: *scared* Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah?
MZF: *drops a bunch of papers in Zazu's hands* Here are the deeds to Italy, it's yours now!
Zazu: Wow! Italy!
MZF: Now, you have to come to my house and meet my parents.
Zazu: Aw, shit, I forgot about that! *ditches*
MZF: ZAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUU!!! GET BACK HERE!!! *chases Zazu* WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Zazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eagle: This seems normal enough.
Ferio: Let's celebrate none of us getting tortured by going to Disney Land!
Ascot: All right! Disney Land!
Innouva: Let's beat up all the weird-looking animals!
Bishounen: YEAH!!
THE END OF PART ONE
So, whaddya think? I won't be able to put the next part of the Hallowe'en until my cousin finds the tape with that episode. (She's recorded almost every single Simpsons episode ever...) So I've recorded another episode, and I'm going to do those episodes with "Homer's Odessy," "Joan of Arc" and "Hamlet." Sorry it took me so long to update, but math homework has been driving me CRAZY!!! Anyway, I just love the word SUCCESS!!! I have found a Zazu-look-a-like! He's some guy in my class and it took me forever to notice he looks like Zazu. For all of you other Zazu Fangirls, I CALLED DIBS!!! SO HA!!!! Anyway, he will remain nameless. REALLY THIS TIME!!! So I'm gonna ramble, it's getting rid of my boredom! I was eating lunch a few days ago and I had cherry juice. So anyway, I was drinking it and my friend Erica said she thought about Zagato in a tutu. I laughed really hard a coughed up my cherry juice and she yelled out, "You coughed up blood! Just like Eagle!" _ Yah, I like Eagle, but at that minute I just hated him so much... then I liked him again! ^_^ But now every time when I'm eating/drinking something red they try to get me to laugh and spit it out... -_- Yah, I have weird friends who like to ramble too. ^_^ Well, sorry for being a bitch, I'm just bored and pissed off at my DAMN VCR!!!! DAMN VCR!!!! DAMN VCR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buh-Bye
MZF
PS - Three reviews gets you a new chapter! Plus! Cast your vote on which one you want! "Homer's Odessy," "Joan of Arc" or "Hamlet!" It's your choice!
PPS - I HAVE DIBS ON THE ZAZU LOOK-A-LIKE!!!! NO ONE ELSE!!!!
Part I
Disclaimer - I don't own Magic Knight Rayearth or the Simpsons, but ZAZU IS MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!! *evil laugh* *cough, cough* ahem... never mind.
Actions:
(thinking)
*action/emotion*
~~author's note~~
Wow! I finally updated! It's about damn time, my social studies homework isn't due for a week, and I found my Simpsons tape! Only SOMEONE recorded over the END!!! So I'm just gonna do what I can, 'kay?
I KNOW WHAT YOU DIDDILY-IDDLY-DID
Written by Matt Groening
Ruined by Major Zazu Fangirl
Scene 1 - The Simpsons are driving around in a car at night, and-- OH GOD! FRIENDS IS ON!!! *runs out*
Fuu: I still cannot believe we escaped from those horrible Lantis Fangirls. ~~ I'm talking about you, ERICA! ~~
Lantis: But it was damn worth it to get back out Super Sugar Crisp Cereal! *holds up a bowl of cereal and a box* *badly singing* Can't... get enough... of that... Sugar... Crisp.
Zazu: Ha! You lost my bet! Lantis IS the worst singer of them all!
Fuu: Aww, shit... *throws a nickel at Zazu, which bounces off his head and flies out the window*
Zazu: Hey! I was only five cents away from buying Italy!
Fuu: You already own Spain and France, so stop whining!
Zazu: *whining* But I want freakin' ITALY!!!
Lantis: Hey! Shut up! You'll get it for Christmas!
Zazu: *throwing tantrum* But I want it NOW!!
MZF: I'll get it for you tomorrow!
Zazu: Yay! ... Hey... wait a minute... what's the catch?
MZF: You have to spend dinner with me and my parents!
Zazu: D-ohh!
Lantis: Hey! Stick to your OWN script!
Zazu: *looks at his script* Uh... uhh... excellent?
Zagato: *comes on-stage and takes Zazu's script* I've been looking for this! *whacks Zazu on the head with his script and runs off mumbling*
Zazu: Ow! Isn't MZF going to do something?
Umi: She's gone to Italy to go buy it.
Zazu: Whoo-hoo! Italy is mine!
Hikaru: Whatever, I own Russia.
Zazu: Shut up.
Hikaru: Hmm, I've having a hard time seeing. Lantis, did you remember to but the fog lights in?
Lantis: *singing badly again* Guess... I forgot to... put the... fog... lights in.
Hikaru: I better pull over and play it safe.
A loud thud is heard as Hikaru pulls over
Hikaru: *gasps* Please be Alcyone...
The Simpsons slowly get out of the car and look behind their car to see what they hit
Hikaru: Oh, no!
Lantis picks up a stick and rolls over what they hit
Zazu: It's Clef Flanders!
Hikaru: Let's celebrate! The 745-year old pervert is dead!
Everyone stares at her
Hikaru: ... What???
Lantis: *pokes Clef in the eye, a squishing sound is heard* He's dead! *pokes him again, more squishing sounds are heard* He's definitely dead! *more poking and squishing*
Aska: *looks sick* I think I'm gonna throw up...
Hikaru: *unethustiastically* Oh my god! We killed Clef Flanders!
Zazu: You mean YOU killed Clef Flanders!
Hikaru: WHOO-HOOO!!! YEAH!!! ... I mean, Oh! It was an accident! An accident!
Fuu: We have to go to the police!
Zazu: They'll never believe a Simpson killed a Flanders by accident, even I have my doubts.
Lantis: *picks up Clef* Don't worry, I have a plan. *whispering* Okay, Clef, the first thing we have to do is to make sure that no one knows you're dead. If anyone asks you, just say that you're not dead.
The real Clef: *off-stage* I'm not dead!
Lantis: *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HE'S ARISEN FROM THE DEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *runs off stage*
Scene 2 - Umi is chopping hedges to look like Clef
Lantis: *on his roof* Hey, Umi! Look who's helping me clean the chimney!
Nova: *dressed in a vulture costume* *starts pecking at Clef*
Lantis: Hey! *shooes Nova away, by hitting her in the face*
Nova: OWW!!! I'M BLIND!!! *walks around aimlessly, then falls off the roof* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THUD!!!
Nova: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... I'm okay! I'm okay! There's no need to call 911!
Lantis: That's good, because we don't have a phone.
Umi: Umm... okay... *looks up* Clef? Is that you?
Lantis: *waving Clef's hand and attempting to imitate his voice* Hi, Umi... diddly. I've been having fun with my pal Lantis... diddly.
Umi: Oh, I'm so relieved, whenever you go on one of your late-night fog walks I get so hor-bor-lon-worried!
Lantis: *imitating Clef* Relax, I'm fine! But when I do die, I don't want any autopsies and I want all my money to go directly to my best friend in the world, Lantis!
Umi: Well, come on down, you goofy roofy. (Who the hell wrote this garbage? I feel like the idiot on jerk street)
Lantis: *still imitating* Oh, it's awfully slippery up here!
Ding!
Umi: Oh! My pies are ready! *walks away*
Lantis: *pushes Clef off the roof and he lands on the dog house* Aw, shoot! She missed-- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!!!! *falls off the roof and lands on the cement driveway* Help! I'm bleeding! Come on! Someone must still be watching this junk so they can save me!
Scene 3 - The Flanders' house
Lantis: *kicks the door open* *imitating Clef* Hey, Umi! I'm home! Uh-oh! I think I'm having a heart attack! *throws Clef on the ground and leaves*
Umi screams
Lantis: And that's the end of that chapter. *foolishlessly trips down the stairs*
~~ Oh, come on! YOU WANTED TO SEE THAT!!! ~~
Lantis: Guys! I broke my back! ... GUYS!? GUYS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Scene 4 - At Clef's Funeral ~~ Theresa, I bet you're happy, aren't ya? Well, so am I! ^_^ ~~
Lantis: Try not to look sad, it'll look suspicous.
Lantis smiles, ~~ just for you, Erica! ~~ Hikaru looked confused, Zazu is drunk, Fuu is scared and Aska is angry
Reverend Ferio: And now Clef's best friend will say a few words.
Lantis: When I think about Clef I can remember the look on his face when Hikaru happily drove over--
Hikaru: *whispering* Shut-up-shut-up.
Lantis: Oh, wait... What I meant to say is, we're still looking for the real killers and in conclusion a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife. *winking*
Hikaru: *whispering* Stop-winking.
Lantis: We'll miss you buddy. *punches Clef's shoulder*
Scene 5 - Driving home
Lantis: Hey! We just got away with murder! You know, I've never liked that little wiener, Milscot.
Milscot: *running around in the streets laughing*
Lantis: *about to run him over, and succeeds!*
Hikaru: HEY! You weren't supposed to kill Ascot in the script!
Lantis: Screw the script! This is real life!
Scene 6 - Home
The Simpsons: *get out of their car and gasp*
"I know what you did* is written on the door*
Hikaru: Somebody saw us!
Lantis, Zazu and Fuu: But whooooo?
They look around, the following people looking suspiciously at them: Chief Eagle of the police force beating his hand with his club, Innouva the Klown smoking a cigar, (and coughing) Geo the bartender wiping a glass, the twins Presea and Sierra skipping and Lantis pointing at YOU!!!
Scene moves to show he's pointing at his family
Hikaru: Lantis, stop that.
Scene 7 - A stormy night at the Simpsons' home
The phone rings
Hikaru: Who could be calling at this hour?
Lantis slowly, scaredly picks up the phone
Lantis: Y'ello?
Creepy voice: I know you're alone...
Lantis: Who-Who is this?
Creepy voice: Is this... Umi Flanders?
Lantis: No, it's... Lantis.
Geo: *normal voice* Oh, hey, Lantis, it's Geo. I must've dialed the wrong number again.
A gunshot is heard over the phone
Eagle: Whoops! Who knows how to use a gun?
Dial tone
Lightning flashes, revealing the words "I know what you did" written all over the walls
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A man in black clothes is seen, the screaming family runs out of the house and into their car, which also says "I know what you did" all over it!
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Scene 8 - In the car
Lantis: Dear god, it's Lantis, if you really love me, you'll save my life now!
Engine sputtering, the gas goes empty
Lantis: D-ohh!!!
The car stops
Fuu: He's getting closer!
The dark figure is seen getting closer to them
Lantis: Okay, let's split up! Hikaru, abandoned MZF-land! Fuu, monster cemetery! Zazu, Spooky Chizetan Disco! And I'll go skinny-dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed 100 years ago tonight! Now, Flanders, I want you to--
Clef is seen behind them
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Hikaru: It's impossible! I killed you! WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU DEAD!?!?!
Clef: Hikaru, you can't kill the undead!
Lantis: *pokes him in the eye* He's undead, all right.
Zazu: Are you a zombie?
Clef: Oh, I wish! You see, that night when you hit me with your car...
Scene 9 - Flashback
Clef: I'm making record time on this fog walk!
(wolf howls)
Clef: Better pick up the pace.
After three seconds, Innouva in wolf form jumps out and starts biting Clef while he's screaming like hell
MZF: WHOO-HOO!!! ALL RIGHT, INNOUVA!!! UNDEAD THAT DAMN PERVERT!!!
Caldina: How'd you get back here so fast?
MZF: Eh.
Clef: *comes out of the bushes as a werewolf*
The Simpson's car runs over him
Clef: *turns back into a human*
Scene 10 - Back to reality
Fuu: So YOU were going to kill US!
Clef: *chuckle* Yeah.
They all start laughing
Then the clouds clear out, revealing a full moon!
Clef: *turns into a werewolf, foaming at the mouth and getting it on Lantis's shirt*
Lantis: Hey, Foamy, I want the new, not the weather. Hikaru, did you hear me zing werewolf Flanders?
The rest of the family: *long gone*
Clef: *growling* DIDDLY!!! *pounces*
The scene moves to the moon
Growling and screaming
Lantis: Eyes bigger than your stomach, eh, wolfie? *laugh* You... No! ... AHHH!!! OW!!! *laugh* OH GOD NO!!!
MZF: Okay, and... cut! Great job everyone! Zazu, come here!
Zazu: *scared* Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah?
MZF: *drops a bunch of papers in Zazu's hands* Here are the deeds to Italy, it's yours now!
Zazu: Wow! Italy!
MZF: Now, you have to come to my house and meet my parents.
Zazu: Aw, shit, I forgot about that! *ditches*
MZF: ZAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUU!!! GET BACK HERE!!! *chases Zazu* WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Zazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eagle: This seems normal enough.
Ferio: Let's celebrate none of us getting tortured by going to Disney Land!
Ascot: All right! Disney Land!
Innouva: Let's beat up all the weird-looking animals!
Bishounen: YEAH!!
THE END OF PART ONE
So, whaddya think? I won't be able to put the next part of the Hallowe'en until my cousin finds the tape with that episode. (She's recorded almost every single Simpsons episode ever...) So I've recorded another episode, and I'm going to do those episodes with "Homer's Odessy," "Joan of Arc" and "Hamlet." Sorry it took me so long to update, but math homework has been driving me CRAZY!!! Anyway, I just love the word SUCCESS!!! I have found a Zazu-look-a-like! He's some guy in my class and it took me forever to notice he looks like Zazu. For all of you other Zazu Fangirls, I CALLED DIBS!!! SO HA!!!! Anyway, he will remain nameless. REALLY THIS TIME!!! So I'm gonna ramble, it's getting rid of my boredom! I was eating lunch a few days ago and I had cherry juice. So anyway, I was drinking it and my friend Erica said she thought about Zagato in a tutu. I laughed really hard a coughed up my cherry juice and she yelled out, "You coughed up blood! Just like Eagle!" _ Yah, I like Eagle, but at that minute I just hated him so much... then I liked him again! ^_^ But now every time when I'm eating/drinking something red they try to get me to laugh and spit it out... -_- Yah, I have weird friends who like to ramble too. ^_^ Well, sorry for being a bitch, I'm just bored and pissed off at my DAMN VCR!!!! DAMN VCR!!!! DAMN VCR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buh-Bye
MZF
PS - Three reviews gets you a new chapter! Plus! Cast your vote on which one you want! "Homer's Odessy," "Joan of Arc" or "Hamlet!" It's your choice!
PPS - I HAVE DIBS ON THE ZAZU LOOK-A-LIKE!!!! NO ONE ELSE!!!!