Disclaimer - If MKR was mine, I would not be writing THIS crap, I'd be making millions off MKR instead of the money I'm not making off of my novel. -_- Ah, well, life is good, but not as good as it should be.

So this is what I'm going to do, first, Joan of Arc, then Hamlet, then Homer's Odessy. 'Kay? I'm just gonna write out who plays who in those thingies.

(Due to lack of MKR characters and my lack of creativity, some cast members will have multiple roles)

~~ Joan of Arc ~~

Joan of Arc - Fuu

J of A's Father - Lantis

J of A's Mother - Hikaru

J of A's Brother - Zazu

God - Mokona

Captain of the French Army - Eagle

Guys in the French Army - Geo and Zazu

Captain of the English Army - Lafarga (Cuz I hate him as much as I hate the English! Well, what they did to Joan of Arc, anyway)

The King of France - Ascot (...)

The Footstool - Clef

Jester - Innouva

Judge - Zagato

Extras - Everyone else

~~ Hamlet ~~

Hamlet - Zazu

Hamlet's Father - Lantis

Claudius - Eagle

Hamlet's Mother - Hikaru

Ophelia - Fuu

Jester - Innouva

Phalonius (I didn't spell that right...) - Ferio

Laertes - Lil' Ascot (... Don't ask...)

Extras - Everyone else

~~ Homer's Odessy ~~

Odysseus - Lantis

Penelope - Hikaru

Their Son - Zazu

Greek guys - Eagle, Geo, Ferio and Ascot

King of Troy - Clef

The Sirens - Presea and Sierra

Circe - Alcione

Zeus - Zagato

Some God, can't remember his name - Innouva

Poseidon - Geo (I'm running out of ideas)

Extras - Everyone else

And dat's all I remember, so I'm gonna start writing!

Lantis: *reading the script* This stuff is total garbage!

Hikaru: It's not as bad as those outtakes of yesterdays' episode.

Lantis: *shudders*

Zazu: Hmm... I get to be Hamlet...

Lantis: Great, Shakespeare goes Drunk.

Zazu: Shut up.

Umm... yeah, I'm halfway through Joan of Arc, don't kill me! I'll have it up in a few hours, actually... Well, see ya! =)