Hiya there! S'good to be writing again. Now that I'm over my heartbreak, I
feel better than ever! Actually, I've been over it for awhile, but I
haven't had any inspiration. Thank you to everyone who helped me through
this rough time!
Disclaimer - I don't own MKR, or the Simpsons, I don't own this keyboard, and my soul is probably not mine anymore.
Actions:
(thinking) *action/emotion* ~~author's note~~
Part 2, which is really Part 3, Hamlet
Scene 1 - The Simpsons are still looking through the book
Lantis: Hmm, our next story is Hamlet, by William Shakespeare.
Zazu: Dad, these old stories can't compare to our modern superwriters. CLAMP could kick Shakespeare's ass.
Fuu: It's not as boring as you think, it starts off with Hamlet's father getting murdered.
Zazu: Cool, does he get to marry his mom?
Lantis: I don't know, but that would be hot. "There was once a prince of Denmark..."
Scene 2 - Denmark Castle
Zazu: *passed out on the floor*
Theresa: ... I think he's had too much to drink.
Eagle: No, actually, he just found out that Britney Spear's music has hit rock bottom.
Erica: *bored* ... Who doesn't know that...? ~~ No offense to Britney Spears fans, I just hate her music ~~
Eagle: Well, he just found out. The Repo Guys took away his stereo and he finally got it back... then they took it back again.
MZF: WHAT!? WHY!? *gasp* Is Zazu poor!?
Theresa: Du-uh.
MZF: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? *whines* MY WIDDLE ZAZZY CAN'T BE POOR! I'VE BEEN GIVING HIM $60,000 A WEEK!!!
Theresa: Which, according to his bills, he's be spending on booze, hookers, and... novelty yo-yo's.
Everyone: *stare*
MZF: WHAT!?!?! HOOKERS!?!?!? BUT ZAZU HAS ME!!! *cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
The windows breaking, everyone screaming.
Erica: *bored* *turns off the Caps Lock key*
MZF: *stops abruptly* I'm fine.
Fuu: What about the hookers, Miss Major Zazu Fangirl?
MZF: *gasp* HOOKERS!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CUT- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene 2, take 2
Zamlet: *asleep in his bed*
Erica: *bored* ... Zamlet...?
Theresa: Is that the best you can come up with?
MZF: YUP! *big smile*
Erica and Theresa: ...
Erica: *bored* ... I'll call animal control...
Theresa: You do that.
Lantis: *comes through the door* *reading the script* *monotonously* Zamlet, Zamlet, you must avenge me, avenge me. *throws the script away*
MZF: LANTIS!!! You were supposed to fly through the wall and be a ghost!
Lantis: *sigh* *walks out* *magically flies in* Zamlet, Zamlet, avenge me, you must avenge me, avenge me.
MZF: With feeling!
Lantis: You want feeling, eh? I'll give you feeling!
Dramatic music plays in the background
Lantis: *ghostly* Zamlet... Zamlet! You must... avenge me. Avenge me!
Thunder strikes!
Cast: *sweatdrop* ... o.O
Zamlet: Cool! Uh, I mean, Dad?
Lantis: Yes, I have come back from the dead.
Zamlet: Looks like you've returned from the buffet. Ha, ha.
Theresa: That doesn't work, Lantis is as skinny as a bone!
Erica: *bored* ... Shut up... don't make me stay here any longer than I have to...
Lantis: WHY YOU LITTLE! *strangles him*
Zamlet: *sits there*
Lantis: Hey, why aren't you calling for help?
Zamlet: After MZF, you're nothing.
Lantis: My son, I have some shocking news, I was murdered. Murdered, I tells ya!
Zamlet: Really?
Lantis: Behold!
Flashback
Lantis: *asleep on the throne*
Lantis (narrating): As I slept, your uncle Eagle poured poison in my ear. Poison most foul, so he could marry your mother, and become the king!
End Flashback
Zamlet: Yeah, that was quite a weekend.
Lantis: Now you must avenge me. Avenge me!
Zamlet: How?
Lantis: I dunno. *ghostly* Surprise me, surprise me! *leaves through the door*
Zamlet: Could that unbelievably skinny and unemotional ghost be telling the truth? First, I must get Eagle to confess, then I'll kill him.
Lantis: *comes back in* It's getting cold outside, you'll need a sweater. *ghostly* A sweater! Theresa: You're a horrible writer, MZF.
MZF: I know! *big smile*
Scene 3 - Another part of the castle ~~ Me no know the names of rooms -_- ~~
Kinnouva the Klown: -- And if your idea of a first date is burning down her village, you just might be... Zagato.
Canned laughter
Umi: Zagato never burned down Emeraude's village, did he?
MZF: *jumps out of her Zazu Plushie Pile* (God I wish they made Zazu plushies) He must've burned down something.
Zagato: That's what I get for sitting up front, eh? *lights a table on fire and carries away Emeraude and Mokona in a dress, why Mokona you might ask? Because although Zagato seems very strong, he is actually quite weak, and that is all he can support*
Emeraude: Ahhhh!
Mokona: Puuuu!
Queen Hikaru: *laughs* I love these jesters, they're just the thing to make me forget about my first husband.
Eagle: Yeah, I really miss the old guy. All I could do was put on his jewels and score with his wife every night.
Hikaru: Ew! That's dis-gusting!! *slaps him*
Eagle: Why'd you do that?
Hikaru: It's in the script!
Eagle: No, it isn't.
Hikaru: *slaps him again* Yes, it is!
Eagle: Okay, stop slapping me!
Hikaru: *slaps him yet again*
Eagle: Hey-
Hikaru: *slaps him YET again*
Eagle: *gets the picture and shuts up* *notices Zamlet* Hi, how ya doing? Nice to see ya.
Kinnouva the Klown: Now, we'd like to warn you, our performances tend to make audience members blurt out hidden secrets.
Eagle: *worried* Oh, boy.
Zamlet: Aha! Methinks the play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
WAAAAH! WRITER'S BLOCK! NO! NO! NO! Or should I say NON! NON! NON! I'm going to PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEE!!! Don't worry, I'll bring you a souvenir!*
Buh-bye
MZF
*You will not receive a souvenir
Disclaimer - I don't own MKR, or the Simpsons, I don't own this keyboard, and my soul is probably not mine anymore.
Actions:
(thinking) *action/emotion* ~~author's note~~
Part 2, which is really Part 3, Hamlet
Scene 1 - The Simpsons are still looking through the book
Lantis: Hmm, our next story is Hamlet, by William Shakespeare.
Zazu: Dad, these old stories can't compare to our modern superwriters. CLAMP could kick Shakespeare's ass.
Fuu: It's not as boring as you think, it starts off with Hamlet's father getting murdered.
Zazu: Cool, does he get to marry his mom?
Lantis: I don't know, but that would be hot. "There was once a prince of Denmark..."
Scene 2 - Denmark Castle
Zazu: *passed out on the floor*
Theresa: ... I think he's had too much to drink.
Eagle: No, actually, he just found out that Britney Spear's music has hit rock bottom.
Erica: *bored* ... Who doesn't know that...? ~~ No offense to Britney Spears fans, I just hate her music ~~
Eagle: Well, he just found out. The Repo Guys took away his stereo and he finally got it back... then they took it back again.
MZF: WHAT!? WHY!? *gasp* Is Zazu poor!?
Theresa: Du-uh.
MZF: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? *whines* MY WIDDLE ZAZZY CAN'T BE POOR! I'VE BEEN GIVING HIM $60,000 A WEEK!!!
Theresa: Which, according to his bills, he's be spending on booze, hookers, and... novelty yo-yo's.
Everyone: *stare*
MZF: WHAT!?!?! HOOKERS!?!?!? BUT ZAZU HAS ME!!! *cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
The windows breaking, everyone screaming.
Erica: *bored* *turns off the Caps Lock key*
MZF: *stops abruptly* I'm fine.
Fuu: What about the hookers, Miss Major Zazu Fangirl?
MZF: *gasp* HOOKERS!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CUT- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene 2, take 2
Zamlet: *asleep in his bed*
Erica: *bored* ... Zamlet...?
Theresa: Is that the best you can come up with?
MZF: YUP! *big smile*
Erica and Theresa: ...
Erica: *bored* ... I'll call animal control...
Theresa: You do that.
Lantis: *comes through the door* *reading the script* *monotonously* Zamlet, Zamlet, you must avenge me, avenge me. *throws the script away*
MZF: LANTIS!!! You were supposed to fly through the wall and be a ghost!
Lantis: *sigh* *walks out* *magically flies in* Zamlet, Zamlet, avenge me, you must avenge me, avenge me.
MZF: With feeling!
Lantis: You want feeling, eh? I'll give you feeling!
Dramatic music plays in the background
Lantis: *ghostly* Zamlet... Zamlet! You must... avenge me. Avenge me!
Thunder strikes!
Cast: *sweatdrop* ... o.O
Zamlet: Cool! Uh, I mean, Dad?
Lantis: Yes, I have come back from the dead.
Zamlet: Looks like you've returned from the buffet. Ha, ha.
Theresa: That doesn't work, Lantis is as skinny as a bone!
Erica: *bored* ... Shut up... don't make me stay here any longer than I have to...
Lantis: WHY YOU LITTLE! *strangles him*
Zamlet: *sits there*
Lantis: Hey, why aren't you calling for help?
Zamlet: After MZF, you're nothing.
Lantis: My son, I have some shocking news, I was murdered. Murdered, I tells ya!
Zamlet: Really?
Lantis: Behold!
Flashback
Lantis: *asleep on the throne*
Lantis (narrating): As I slept, your uncle Eagle poured poison in my ear. Poison most foul, so he could marry your mother, and become the king!
End Flashback
Zamlet: Yeah, that was quite a weekend.
Lantis: Now you must avenge me. Avenge me!
Zamlet: How?
Lantis: I dunno. *ghostly* Surprise me, surprise me! *leaves through the door*
Zamlet: Could that unbelievably skinny and unemotional ghost be telling the truth? First, I must get Eagle to confess, then I'll kill him.
Lantis: *comes back in* It's getting cold outside, you'll need a sweater. *ghostly* A sweater! Theresa: You're a horrible writer, MZF.
MZF: I know! *big smile*
Scene 3 - Another part of the castle ~~ Me no know the names of rooms -_- ~~
Kinnouva the Klown: -- And if your idea of a first date is burning down her village, you just might be... Zagato.
Canned laughter
Umi: Zagato never burned down Emeraude's village, did he?
MZF: *jumps out of her Zazu Plushie Pile* (God I wish they made Zazu plushies) He must've burned down something.
Zagato: That's what I get for sitting up front, eh? *lights a table on fire and carries away Emeraude and Mokona in a dress, why Mokona you might ask? Because although Zagato seems very strong, he is actually quite weak, and that is all he can support*
Emeraude: Ahhhh!
Mokona: Puuuu!
Queen Hikaru: *laughs* I love these jesters, they're just the thing to make me forget about my first husband.
Eagle: Yeah, I really miss the old guy. All I could do was put on his jewels and score with his wife every night.
Hikaru: Ew! That's dis-gusting!! *slaps him*
Eagle: Why'd you do that?
Hikaru: It's in the script!
Eagle: No, it isn't.
Hikaru: *slaps him again* Yes, it is!
Eagle: Okay, stop slapping me!
Hikaru: *slaps him yet again*
Eagle: Hey-
Hikaru: *slaps him YET again*
Eagle: *gets the picture and shuts up* *notices Zamlet* Hi, how ya doing? Nice to see ya.
Kinnouva the Klown: Now, we'd like to warn you, our performances tend to make audience members blurt out hidden secrets.
Eagle: *worried* Oh, boy.
Zamlet: Aha! Methinks the play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
WAAAAH! WRITER'S BLOCK! NO! NO! NO! Or should I say NON! NON! NON! I'm going to PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEE!!! Don't worry, I'll bring you a souvenir!*
Buh-bye
MZF
*You will not receive a souvenir