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HAHA, ADMIN! FANFIC WRITERS AREN'T THE *ONLY* ONES TO MAKE INCREDIBLY STUPID SPELLING ERRORS!!! ...I'm done now. I've also decided to split the party into two chapters.
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CC: Hmm... It doesn't seem special enough to have the party at Zim's house, not that he's likely to let us anyway, and my own space station isn't nearly big enough. I'll have to pull some strings and rent a hyperport outside Planet Vort. And that's exactly what I'll do! Cookie, can we get a description of that?
(It's surrounded by a domed forcefield that's mirrored from the outside, but still provides anyone inside with a spectacular view of the stars and planets around them. Inside the dome is a virtual universe, currently blank, but it won't be so for long. Giggling, CC skips just outside the dome, and defying all laws of common sense, does not explode, implode, or asphyxiate in the vacuum of space. Go figure. She whistles and the guards from the previous chapter appear. And don't call me "Cookie!")
CC: (To Guards) ...I've summoned you two because Ztar's birthday is today, and I need some bouncers for the celebration. Now, as bouncers, you need to remember one thing about the guests: They are armed and dangerous. You need to confiscate any weapons they attempt to bring in. Since I know you have a combined IQ that falls well below room temperature, I've had this- (indicates a futuristic-looking arch directly in front of the entrance to the dome) -metal detector installed. If they go off, that's *bad,* understand?
Guards: (Furrow brows in concentration, nod)
CC: (Very slowly, as if talking to a small child, or GIR) Now... listen very, very, very, very carefully... a lot of the people coming are robots or cyborgs if... a robot... sets off... the... metal... detector... let him or her go through, okay?
Guards: (Nod after careful consideration)
CC: Good. Now one more thing...
Guards: (Groan at prospect of more information)
CC: (Reaches into her magical bottomless pocket and pulls out a piece of fanart) Study this picture carefully...This is a picture of Nny. Under *no* circumstances are you to try and take his weapons away from him. If you two die, I won't have time to get new bouncers and my rabid attack ferrets aren't enough alone. Got all that?
Guards: (One nods, one shakes his head)
CC: Good! I'll be inside, setting things up.
(CC enters the dome, the airlock snapping shut behind her. The guards drool uncontrollably. After a few minutes, Ztarlight approaches. As she walks under the arch, lights flash and the guards reach attack positions.)
Ztar: I'm a cyborg, remember?
(The guards furrow their brows, then realization dawns on them and they let her pass. Right behind her comes Kat, who has several long samurai swords sticking quite obviously out of her pockets. The arch flashes.)
Kat: (Confidently) ...I'm a cyborg too?
(The guards scratch their heads for a while, then allow her to pass. The two walk inside the dome, which looks so spiffy it defies description! ...Oh, just use your freaking imaginations.)
CC: Ztar! Happy Birthday!
Ztar: Thanks, but my birthday was over a month ago.
CC: (Not listening) Say, that's great! And Kat, how've you been doing?
Kat: Well, I was attacked by a giant flesh-eating demon on my way over here, and had to jettison myself from my spacecraft seconds before it exploded trapping the monster inside to save all humanity and avoid a slow, painful death.
CC: Cool, anything interesting happen?
Kat: Well, I think I saw a space-piggy.
CC: Neat, that made no sense at all! And Tak, Dib, Kami and II! You all suddenly appeared out of nowhere!
Kami: Damn straight we did! Watch us as we defy time and space! Defying time and space rocks!
CC: Here, have some animal tranquilizers.
Kami: No thanks, I can sedate myself. (Faints)
II: I'll have some!
Tak: *Shakes head*
Dib: So where's Zim? He said he had something really important to tell me.
ZADR Fans Who Appear Out of Nowhere: Ooooooooooooo!
Dib: ...Shaddap.
CC: I'm sure he'll be along. So, Tak... still have that bloodthirsty vengeance thing going with him?
Tak: Yeppers peppers. I'll be making several attempts on his life during this party for your viewing pleasure.
CC: That's great! I'm gonna go nip off and shoot myself in the head to avoid writing that! (Walks away)
Ztar: Is she serious?
II: Dunno... let's wait and see.
(The six stand around for a while. After a few minutes, a loud gunshot is heard from offscreen.)
II: Yep. So, happy birthday Ztar! I brung you a present!
Ztar: Ooooh, gimmie! (Receives gift, hugs it) I love you Mr. Present...
Kat: Aren't you gonna open it?
Ztar: Open? What do you mean?
Kat: Like this, here... (Begins opening the box)
Ztar: Aaaaaaaaaaah! You killed Mr. Present!!!
Kat: ...
Ztar: (Hugging wrapping paper) I loveded you Mr. Present, I will never forget- Ooh, what's that? (Throws paper over her shoulder and examines box's contents) Neat! A Playstation 9377473856389276473567236762! I've been meaning to replace my crappy old Playstation 9377473856389276473567236758! Thank you so much!
II: You welcome. I'm gonna go get some sugar coated sugar chunks of sugar. (Walks over to refreshment table.)
Kat: I'd better go too, the last time she had those it took the combined armies of seven world powers to stop her rampage. (Walks over to refreshment table.)
Dib: Did she say 'rampage?'
Tak: Well, as long as we're giving out presents, I have something for you too...
Ztar: Izzat so?
Tak: Yep. Here you go. (Hands her a Nailbunny t-shirt)
Ztar: Nifty! Thank you Tak! (Moves to hug her)
Tak: Aaaaaaaah! Hug of death! (Flees in terror)
Ztar: Well, that was fun. (Puts shirt on)
Dib: I don't have a gosh darn thing for you.
Ztar: (Sad)
Dib: Well, how was I supposed to know it was your birthday!?
Ztar: Everyone ELSE on the show mysteriously knew...
Dib: Well... (Takes off trenchcoat) I suppose I could give you this...
Ztar:YAY! (Receives coat)
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUSOMUCHITSGOODLIKEEMONKIESTHANKYOUDIB!!!
Dib: Don't you already have one of those?
Ztar: (Puts on coat) Yes... what's your point?
Dib: ...Never mind.
(While Ztar is in coat-induced bliss and CC lies dying in a puddle of her own headblood, Kat and II have both had too many sugar coated sugar chunks of sugar and are swinging from a chandelier that wasn't there before. Meanwhile...)
Guard #1: (From outside) Der, you can't take that in here, it duuuuuuu, waaa-wonna... Um, it won' fit tru da arch! Ya!
Guy Who You So Cannot Guess Who It Is, You Will Go Mad With The Guessing: You are no judge of what I cannot do! I command you, lowly meat-sack!
(After a few sounds of scuffling, followed by the sound of the detector arch crumbling, Zim enters on a throne which is supported by two poles. The poles are held up by Galadriel Weasley, Invader Xat, Rab and Bast. As soon as they are through the doorway, the four carrying Zim collapse under the weight of the throne.)
Zim: Hey Dib... notice something? Are you ready to concede your inferiority?
Dib: You think I'm going to be impressed because you can get fangirls to carry you around? (Snaps his fingers, Galadriel Weasley and Kat run up and carry him around the room on their shoulders)
(And while Zim and Dib argue, let's paaan back over to CC...)
CC: Why do I always have to lie in puddles of my own blood in this fic? (Looks at watch) It's almost time for the Tallest to get here, do you think you could announce them?
(Sure, just give me a second...)
The Narrator: Okay. (Clears throat and continues in deep, reverberating voice) Now, wiggle your antennae in salute, because here they are! Your all-knowing, all-powerful leaders, the Almighty Tallest!
(The Tallest appear with a cheesy scifi sound effect. The crowd cheers)
Purple: Yes. Hello all you... things.
Red: (Looking around, to Purple) Don't leave me alone with them... (Looks at Purple) Um... You have something on your head.
Purple: (Notices Bast, who is clinging to his head) Aaaaaaaaah! Get it off, get it off.
(A cartoonish cloud of dust kicks up, when it clears, Bast is gone)
Red: Ah, that's- (Notices Bast is now on his head) Aaaaaaaaaah!
(Several cartoonish clouds of dust later, the Tallest have temporarily eluded Bast and are now in a position-)
Red/Purple Fans Who Appear Out of Nowhere: Ooooooooooo!
(-where they can see Zim and Dib fighting.)
Zim: Am not!
Dib: Are too!
Zim: Am note!
Dib: Art tooth!
Zim: Amy's knot!
Dib: Bart's true!
Zim: Amway!
Dib: Hamway!
Zim: Spamway!
Dib: Eggs and spam!
Zim Eggs, sausage and spam!
Dib: WAFFLE!
Red: Oh great... (He and Purple walk over to CC, still dying) Hey! You implied that Zim would NOT be here!
Purple: Yeah! Every time he gets near something, he destroys it!
CC: Oh it does n- (A series of explosions offscreen cut her off) That could have been anybody.
Kami: (Offscreen) Sorry about that!
CC: See?
Zim: (Running up) My Tallest! (Salutes) I have conquered the Earth as you instructed...
(Pan over to the other side of the room...)
Dib: Did he just say 'conquered the Earth?'
Gaz: Stop asking whether or not people said things.
Dib: Okay. How did you get here?
(Dib looks down and sees Gaz is sitting on a hovering GIR. She has apparently ridden him here.)
GAGR Fans Who Appear Out of Nowhere: Ooooooooooooo!
Dib: There are GAGR fans? Yeesh.
Gaz: (Leaps off GIR, tosses him a marshmallow as a reward and punches Dib in the shoulder as she walks past him. GIR follows her. As she passes Ztar she hands her a present.) Here.
GIR: (Hands Ztar a clump of grass and dirt, apparently his present, imitating Gaz's tone.) Here.
Gaz: (Notices GIR) Quit it.
GIR: Quit it!
Gaz: (Gives GIR a look that would have reduced anyone else to a whimpering heap of whimper)
GIR: (Stares vacantly at Gaz)
Gaz: Is this going to continue for the rest of the fic?
(Pan over to CC)
CC: Yes.
Zim: (Nearby) ...And I'd just like to say that I couldn't have done it without me! And I'll never forget...
Red: (Out of the corner of his mouth, to Purple) I will destroy CryingChild for this.
Purple: (Nods agreement)
Happy Noodle Boy: Fetus.
"Keep yourself updated on the changes by visitng the homepage for updated announcements."
HAHA, ADMIN! FANFIC WRITERS AREN'T THE *ONLY* ONES TO MAKE INCREDIBLY STUPID SPELLING ERRORS!!! ...I'm done now. I've also decided to split the party into two chapters.
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CC: Hmm... It doesn't seem special enough to have the party at Zim's house, not that he's likely to let us anyway, and my own space station isn't nearly big enough. I'll have to pull some strings and rent a hyperport outside Planet Vort. And that's exactly what I'll do! Cookie, can we get a description of that?
(It's surrounded by a domed forcefield that's mirrored from the outside, but still provides anyone inside with a spectacular view of the stars and planets around them. Inside the dome is a virtual universe, currently blank, but it won't be so for long. Giggling, CC skips just outside the dome, and defying all laws of common sense, does not explode, implode, or asphyxiate in the vacuum of space. Go figure. She whistles and the guards from the previous chapter appear. And don't call me "Cookie!")
CC: (To Guards) ...I've summoned you two because Ztar's birthday is today, and I need some bouncers for the celebration. Now, as bouncers, you need to remember one thing about the guests: They are armed and dangerous. You need to confiscate any weapons they attempt to bring in. Since I know you have a combined IQ that falls well below room temperature, I've had this- (indicates a futuristic-looking arch directly in front of the entrance to the dome) -metal detector installed. If they go off, that's *bad,* understand?
Guards: (Furrow brows in concentration, nod)
CC: (Very slowly, as if talking to a small child, or GIR) Now... listen very, very, very, very carefully... a lot of the people coming are robots or cyborgs if... a robot... sets off... the... metal... detector... let him or her go through, okay?
Guards: (Nod after careful consideration)
CC: Good. Now one more thing...
Guards: (Groan at prospect of more information)
CC: (Reaches into her magical bottomless pocket and pulls out a piece of fanart) Study this picture carefully...This is a picture of Nny. Under *no* circumstances are you to try and take his weapons away from him. If you two die, I won't have time to get new bouncers and my rabid attack ferrets aren't enough alone. Got all that?
Guards: (One nods, one shakes his head)
CC: Good! I'll be inside, setting things up.
(CC enters the dome, the airlock snapping shut behind her. The guards drool uncontrollably. After a few minutes, Ztarlight approaches. As she walks under the arch, lights flash and the guards reach attack positions.)
Ztar: I'm a cyborg, remember?
(The guards furrow their brows, then realization dawns on them and they let her pass. Right behind her comes Kat, who has several long samurai swords sticking quite obviously out of her pockets. The arch flashes.)
Kat: (Confidently) ...I'm a cyborg too?
(The guards scratch their heads for a while, then allow her to pass. The two walk inside the dome, which looks so spiffy it defies description! ...Oh, just use your freaking imaginations.)
CC: Ztar! Happy Birthday!
Ztar: Thanks, but my birthday was over a month ago.
CC: (Not listening) Say, that's great! And Kat, how've you been doing?
Kat: Well, I was attacked by a giant flesh-eating demon on my way over here, and had to jettison myself from my spacecraft seconds before it exploded trapping the monster inside to save all humanity and avoid a slow, painful death.
CC: Cool, anything interesting happen?
Kat: Well, I think I saw a space-piggy.
CC: Neat, that made no sense at all! And Tak, Dib, Kami and II! You all suddenly appeared out of nowhere!
Kami: Damn straight we did! Watch us as we defy time and space! Defying time and space rocks!
CC: Here, have some animal tranquilizers.
Kami: No thanks, I can sedate myself. (Faints)
II: I'll have some!
Tak: *Shakes head*
Dib: So where's Zim? He said he had something really important to tell me.
ZADR Fans Who Appear Out of Nowhere: Ooooooooooooo!
Dib: ...Shaddap.
CC: I'm sure he'll be along. So, Tak... still have that bloodthirsty vengeance thing going with him?
Tak: Yeppers peppers. I'll be making several attempts on his life during this party for your viewing pleasure.
CC: That's great! I'm gonna go nip off and shoot myself in the head to avoid writing that! (Walks away)
Ztar: Is she serious?
II: Dunno... let's wait and see.
(The six stand around for a while. After a few minutes, a loud gunshot is heard from offscreen.)
II: Yep. So, happy birthday Ztar! I brung you a present!
Ztar: Ooooh, gimmie! (Receives gift, hugs it) I love you Mr. Present...
Kat: Aren't you gonna open it?
Ztar: Open? What do you mean?
Kat: Like this, here... (Begins opening the box)
Ztar: Aaaaaaaaaaah! You killed Mr. Present!!!
Kat: ...
Ztar: (Hugging wrapping paper) I loveded you Mr. Present, I will never forget- Ooh, what's that? (Throws paper over her shoulder and examines box's contents) Neat! A Playstation 9377473856389276473567236762! I've been meaning to replace my crappy old Playstation 9377473856389276473567236758! Thank you so much!
II: You welcome. I'm gonna go get some sugar coated sugar chunks of sugar. (Walks over to refreshment table.)
Kat: I'd better go too, the last time she had those it took the combined armies of seven world powers to stop her rampage. (Walks over to refreshment table.)
Dib: Did she say 'rampage?'
Tak: Well, as long as we're giving out presents, I have something for you too...
Ztar: Izzat so?
Tak: Yep. Here you go. (Hands her a Nailbunny t-shirt)
Ztar: Nifty! Thank you Tak! (Moves to hug her)
Tak: Aaaaaaaah! Hug of death! (Flees in terror)
Ztar: Well, that was fun. (Puts shirt on)
Dib: I don't have a gosh darn thing for you.
Ztar: (Sad)
Dib: Well, how was I supposed to know it was your birthday!?
Ztar: Everyone ELSE on the show mysteriously knew...
Dib: Well... (Takes off trenchcoat) I suppose I could give you this...
Ztar:YAY! (Receives coat)
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUSOMUCHITSGOODLIKEEMONKIESTHANKYOUDIB!!!
Dib: Don't you already have one of those?
Ztar: (Puts on coat) Yes... what's your point?
Dib: ...Never mind.
(While Ztar is in coat-induced bliss and CC lies dying in a puddle of her own headblood, Kat and II have both had too many sugar coated sugar chunks of sugar and are swinging from a chandelier that wasn't there before. Meanwhile...)
Guard #1: (From outside) Der, you can't take that in here, it duuuuuuu, waaa-wonna... Um, it won' fit tru da arch! Ya!
Guy Who You So Cannot Guess Who It Is, You Will Go Mad With The Guessing: You are no judge of what I cannot do! I command you, lowly meat-sack!
(After a few sounds of scuffling, followed by the sound of the detector arch crumbling, Zim enters on a throne which is supported by two poles. The poles are held up by Galadriel Weasley, Invader Xat, Rab and Bast. As soon as they are through the doorway, the four carrying Zim collapse under the weight of the throne.)
Zim: Hey Dib... notice something? Are you ready to concede your inferiority?
Dib: You think I'm going to be impressed because you can get fangirls to carry you around? (Snaps his fingers, Galadriel Weasley and Kat run up and carry him around the room on their shoulders)
(And while Zim and Dib argue, let's paaan back over to CC...)
CC: Why do I always have to lie in puddles of my own blood in this fic? (Looks at watch) It's almost time for the Tallest to get here, do you think you could announce them?
(Sure, just give me a second...)
The Narrator: Okay. (Clears throat and continues in deep, reverberating voice) Now, wiggle your antennae in salute, because here they are! Your all-knowing, all-powerful leaders, the Almighty Tallest!
(The Tallest appear with a cheesy scifi sound effect. The crowd cheers)
Purple: Yes. Hello all you... things.
Red: (Looking around, to Purple) Don't leave me alone with them... (Looks at Purple) Um... You have something on your head.
Purple: (Notices Bast, who is clinging to his head) Aaaaaaaaah! Get it off, get it off.
(A cartoonish cloud of dust kicks up, when it clears, Bast is gone)
Red: Ah, that's- (Notices Bast is now on his head) Aaaaaaaaaah!
(Several cartoonish clouds of dust later, the Tallest have temporarily eluded Bast and are now in a position-)
Red/Purple Fans Who Appear Out of Nowhere: Ooooooooooo!
(-where they can see Zim and Dib fighting.)
Zim: Am not!
Dib: Are too!
Zim: Am note!
Dib: Art tooth!
Zim: Amy's knot!
Dib: Bart's true!
Zim: Amway!
Dib: Hamway!
Zim: Spamway!
Dib: Eggs and spam!
Zim Eggs, sausage and spam!
Dib: WAFFLE!
Red: Oh great... (He and Purple walk over to CC, still dying) Hey! You implied that Zim would NOT be here!
Purple: Yeah! Every time he gets near something, he destroys it!
CC: Oh it does n- (A series of explosions offscreen cut her off) That could have been anybody.
Kami: (Offscreen) Sorry about that!
CC: See?
Zim: (Running up) My Tallest! (Salutes) I have conquered the Earth as you instructed...
(Pan over to the other side of the room...)
Dib: Did he just say 'conquered the Earth?'
Gaz: Stop asking whether or not people said things.
Dib: Okay. How did you get here?
(Dib looks down and sees Gaz is sitting on a hovering GIR. She has apparently ridden him here.)
GAGR Fans Who Appear Out of Nowhere: Ooooooooooooo!
Dib: There are GAGR fans? Yeesh.
Gaz: (Leaps off GIR, tosses him a marshmallow as a reward and punches Dib in the shoulder as she walks past him. GIR follows her. As she passes Ztar she hands her a present.) Here.
GIR: (Hands Ztar a clump of grass and dirt, apparently his present, imitating Gaz's tone.) Here.
Gaz: (Notices GIR) Quit it.
GIR: Quit it!
Gaz: (Gives GIR a look that would have reduced anyone else to a whimpering heap of whimper)
GIR: (Stares vacantly at Gaz)
Gaz: Is this going to continue for the rest of the fic?
(Pan over to CC)
CC: Yes.
Zim: (Nearby) ...And I'd just like to say that I couldn't have done it without me! And I'll never forget...
Red: (Out of the corner of his mouth, to Purple) I will destroy CryingChild for this.
Purple: (Nods agreement)
Happy Noodle Boy: Fetus.