Kenshin's Beauty Parlour

A/N: Please review and read my other stories, then review again. Thanks in advance! Please take note that this fanfic is REALLY out of character. And I made her say "oro" for entertainment and because she lives with the guy.

Kaoru walked down the street. She paused to look at different shops. When she passed Kenshin's Beauty Parlour she did a double take.

''Oro? Kenshin never said he owned a beauty parlour." Kaoru thought. She walked inside, a computer said (with virtual excitement):

"Welcome to Kenshin's Beauty Parlour, this single man has perfected many women. Welcomed marriage proposals." Kaoru's face turned maroon.

Kenshin walked out.

"May I help you attractive miss?" he said. Then he opened his eyes, he saw Kaoru standing there he turned and ran into the back room. Kaoru stormed after him and punched down the door.

Kaoru stared at Kenshin who was crouching in a corner with his hands over his head.

"Please, do not kill me!!!!!" Kenshin pleaded. "I was bored, that I was, so I made a beauty parlor!"

"Uh hu, Do you think that I will buy that!?!?!?" Kaoru screamed.

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n--n--n-n-n-n-not ex-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-actly," Kenshin stuttered.

"You sound like a clown, YOU DORK!" Kaoru yelled.

"The duke is a dork!" Kenshin exclaimed, raising his pointer finger, he was obviously pleased with himself.

"Yes, The duke is a DORK!" Kaoru said in some sort of thinking position.

Kenshin and Kaoru proceed to recite the poem known as "The Duke is a Dork".

Sanosuke (who actually planned the dumb parlor thingy), came out of the back room and looked at the two in front of him. He sweatdropped.

"You know Kenshin, Jou-chan, too much Moulin Rouge can be bad for you." Sano said to them matter-of-factly.

Kenshin and Kaoru blinked and stared at Sano.

"So?" They said in unison.

"Shouldn't we get back to the STORY?!?!" Sano asked them angrily.

"Later," Kenshin said. "Kaoru and I still need to finish the poem, that we do."

Kaoru nods.

Kenshin and Kaoru go back to reciting the poem.

Sano sweatdrops. "This'll be…awhile."