Chapter 2
AFTER Kenshin and Kaoru had finished reciting "The Duke is a Dork",
"20 times may I add!" Sano yelled, very unhappily.
Kaoru and Kenshin scowled at Sano, who growled back at them.
Just then, Saitou (yes, Saitou), burst through the door and yelled "SHHHEEEE'S CONFESSSSING!!!!!!!!"
Sano then turned to him and asked, "What?"
"Megumi suddenly had the urge to go to another doctor…and…and confess her mistakes."
"On WHAT?"
"Well…duh, her most recent operation!"
Kenshin cringed. "Ouch…I feel sorry for that patient, that I do."
Sano and Saitou ignored Kenshin's comment and kept on doing what they were doing.
"What do you take me for, Saitou, an IMBECILE?"
Saitou walked up to Sano and whispered something else about Megumi into his ear.
Sano's eyes nearly popped out of his head. " I DO???"
Saitou nodded.
"Wow…fox is smart! But oh well!"
Sano and Saitou start singing "Like a Virgin" (and are doing the choreography from Moulin Rouge of course.)
Suddenly Kenshin and Kaoru were in little waiter and waitress uniforms and were dancing around Sano and Saitou with little…tablecloths.
After they had finished the choreography, Kenshin and Kaoru collapsed to the ground, breathing heavily.
Saitou threw the little tablecloth thingy off of his head and walked out of Kenshin's Beauty Parlour.
Sano blinked and said, "Oi…I guess I'VE been watching too much Moulin Rouge too."
Kaoru, still breathing heavily, announced to YOU, the READER, "That is all for now."
And Kenshin added, "That it is…."