Kenshin's Beauty Parlour

Chapter 3

After the interference of Saitou and Sano's "Lovely" song, Kaoru and Kenshin sit down to eat lunch. After they finished eating, they got another surprise as Jin'eh comes bursting through the door and shouts dramatically,

"THE BLACK RIDERS ARE COMING!"

Sano, Kenshin and Kaoru look at big tooth man with quizzical looks on their faces before...

"I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom, for me and you, and I think to myself, What a wonderful world.......," Jin'eh sang, when he realized nobody appeared to be clapping, he struck up a new song,

"Red and Yellow and Pink and Green, purple and orange and blue, I can sing a rainbow *claps* sing a rainbow *claps* sing a rainbow too. Listen with your eyes, listen with your eyes, you can sing everything you see, I can sing a rainbow *claps* sing a rainbow *claps* sing along with me. Red and yellow and pink and green purple and orange and blue, we can sing a rainbow * claps *, sing a rainbow * claps *, sing along with me… Hawaiian rainbow, it seems to me, you spread your colors, across the sea, Hawaiian rainbow your song is true, you spread your colors, form green to blue!" After that, he marched right out of that shop with a dark look at everybody and muttered,

"Nobody likes my singing," he started to wail like a baby and ran away.

"Well, that was...............different," Kenshin observed. Kaoru nodded and also observed,

"The sky is purple, the sea is pink, and that song was very stupid,"

"In this order, Wrong, wrong and very accurate," Sano said dumbly.

" Wow, Sano-chan, you learned a new word!" Kenshin exclaimed.

"SANO-CHAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AAARRRGGGGHHH!" Sano screeched. As a direct result of the screech, Kaoru's ears fell off. It did not amuse her. Kenshin picked up her ears and attempted to super glue them back on, even though they were upside down. Kaoru, again, was not amused, Sano was. Kaoru marched right on out of the beauty parlour and yelled,

"Why can't you people keep your feet on the ground," She attempted to continue her marching but she tripped over her foot and twisted her ankle. Kenshin and Sano ignored this. Kenshin did Sano's hair. Sano now has pigtails with pink ribbons. Kenshin now has no hair. Kenshin is not amused, Sano and Kaoru are amused. A French horn materializes out of nowhere. Kenshin picks it up and blows a loud, obnoxious note, I mean, sound in their ears. Kaoru's ears fall off, again.

"The end for now," Kenshin says calmly.

"What was that?" Sano asks.